I’m in a polyamorous relationship. Ask me anything

I’m in a polyamorous relationship. Ask me anything

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How long have you had herpes?

I don’t have herpes

How fat are you and how many different blokes is your "wife" fucking?

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You have such little control over yourself and your life that you let it translate into a poor imitation of a relationship that also gives you no control. You are weak and have no sense of individuality. You know deep down that you cant love different people equally. If you say that you can than you better ask your girl

6 foot 1. 165 lbs. 31 inch waist.

We are all exclusive

Rephrase that in the form of a question

Its laughable that you believe your disgusting excuse for a "relationship" is anything more than a disgusting fetish with hints of cuckolding

What question do I even need to ask? You are literally just a weak little slug who could never be anything worthwhile to anyone on his own.

My wife is bi and is open to the idea of a shared girl between us. How can I encourage that?

I don’t know my wife is not bi. My girlfriend is more open to girl on girl but not really full on bi. The only advice I have for getting girls to hook up is don’t try to arrange it. She needs to find someone she likes on her own

I guess you could look at it like I’m cucking the other guy when I’m cumming balls deep in his girlfriend’s pussy

Been married 13 years so there’s that...

Just makes you a degenerate cuckold with no decency. Your marriage is nothing but a sham just like you are worm

Says the guy trolling on Yea Forums

Rate yourself and your girls on a scale of 1-10 please.

My wife is older Asian but a super slut size queen. Face 7 body 10

My girlfriend is Latina former model, my age. 10 for 10

I’m okay looking with but have nice body and cock. So I’ll give myself same grade as wife

Hmm. Sounds impressive but, how do can we take your word? Pics?

You don’t have to take my word for it

Ok, I'll assume your older asian wife is a 3/10 and your gf is a 6/10 fucking other guys.

How'd the initial conversation with your wife go? You must be making serious bank for both of them to only be fucking you with now qualms. Unless they're both bi and exceptionally submissive.

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Lol at least I'm not a cuckold. Feels pretty good tbh. You have to live with your permanent sloppy seconds

My wife isn’t that hot but I take exception to the classification of my girlfriend because she is exceptionally pretty

The conversation with wife was nothing too serious. We had been nudists for many years so we were exposed to swinging. And my wife walks around butt naked in public so jealousy not really a thing

My girlfriend I had known since I was 13 years old. We have been FWB since before FWB was a thing because the Internet hadn’t been invented yet

Girlfriend had always done the open relationship thing with her boyfriends. I used to think it was weird that her boyfriend’s didn’t mind me picking her up in the middle of the night. Now I get it

When girlfriend found out wife and I had opened up our relationship, girlfriend swooped in. Now we are all exclusive to each other and spend the weekend with each other fucking and eating Molly and mushrooms

>polyamorous relationship
>poly... relationship
yeah nigga me too, I got my hand and...

You obviously watch so much cuck porn that you cannot conceptualize group sex without cuckolding.

When I’m double teaming my Asian wife and my girlfriend is there watching and rubbing her pussy, that is anything but cuckolding you poor clueless loser

You dont really seem to get it, do you? The point is that you made a sexual experience into a relationship. You are a worthless worm with some deep seeded issues that let you find some ugly desperate women to try comfort you with their pussies that have 100 men's semen oozing from them

Actually my relationship with my girlfriend is based on an intimate friendship of almost 30 years. And I’ve been with my wife 16 years, married for 13. But if it makes you feel better to troll and say the same thing over and over again more powerful to you

whats ur address

Wait, do you fuck the mushrooms too?

I get that you've known the girlfriend since ya'll were kids, but why did she decide to be exclusive? Was that something you brought up or something she suggested?

How do I get one?

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Eat the mushroom. Microdosing

Being exclusive was mutual. It because after all these years of knowing each other, we finally get to be together as a couple. Before she was my close friend who was really hot and let me fuck her on occasion. I deliberately made it a point not to catch feels for her. But we are really good together as a couple. Too good. It’s intense.

Spend less time on Yea Forums is a good place to start

The exclusivity of a poly relation seems to be beyond the grasp of most people

...your other hand

Well I'm glad for you user.
I'm also glad that the feels you didn't want to catch are no accessible to the both of you. Sounds like the were building behind the scenes for the both of you.
Just make sure the wife doesn't get jelly.

What does microdosing do? I assume it doesn't send you into a full on trip.

Most women don't want to be exclusive if they're in a poly relationship unless the guy is a 10/10 model and or hyper rich. A poly relationship for a women is just a ticket to fuck whomever she pleases. Its a lot easier for a chick to get dick than the opposite.

Must of been real ugly and a shitty wife. You can keep calling me a troll to avoid admitting you are a degenerate worm. Sorry your little feelings get hurt over your disease cows

Is that you ProJared?

I hope that means you put in 3x times more effort

It’s not an open relationship. It’s a poly relationship. There’s a difference

Enjoy your cuck fetish, faggot.clearly everyone disagrees with you.

Thank you. You are right. We did have things building behind the scenes. Wife and boyfriend don’t have that deep background like me and girlfriend. So it does contribute to an imbalance. And wife was uncomfortable with it at first

I fuck two bitches faggot. At the same time. How many you got?

Your trolling is too on the nose. Try being a little more subtle. It comes off like you’re trying too hard

You already know this but keep the communication flowing. And consider doing something special for the wife now and then.

Best of luck keeping it all in balance user.

Microdosing is subperceptual. So don’t “trip”

But we actually get perceptual we just don’t eat big doses all at once. Eat little bits throughout the day. So it’s milder and more fun