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I'm autistic with high IQ but I dont know how to tie my shoes I'm over 20 years old

I think my cousin wanted to fool around a couple of years ago. She would do shit like sit on my lap, ask if I wanted a lap dance, make me go into the restroom with her while she used it, get drunk and talk about dirty things. One time she was trying to get my phone and I was playfully keeping it away from her. So I put it in my underwear but that didnt stop her and she reached her hand up my shorts and basically fondled my junk.

>walks around with his erect cock twisted around and plugged into his own ass hole

My aunt is seperated from my uncle but they live together. We were all smashed and their kids in bed. Uncle was snoring and passed out on couch next to the one me and my aint were sitting on. I groped her and she loved it but she was too paranoid to do anything else since uncle was literally next to us snoring on other couch. This went on for about an hour until she ended up going to bed. Next day I was terrified she would feel guilty and say something. I spoke to cousins and uncle like everything was good to see if they would react as if they knew something. Week has passed and its all good. Aunt is hot with big tits. My gf is beautiful and a good person. I felt guilty and gross for a few days. I worry not being able to control myself with shit like this when I am drunk. To be honest it was 2nd time it happened but first time wasn't as intense.

Something about knocking up a total stranger and her not knowing who the dad was has always made me diamonds.

When I was younger (teens, early 20s) I used to go to house parties and find wasted/passed out girls and breed them in their sleep. I specifically went to parties in other cities/states where nobody knew me and just sort of blended in until I saw a girl I liked. Sometimes I’d talk with them and flirt a little, sometimes i’d just find one asleep. Probably the worst thing I did was try to breed a couple friends of mine when they were passed out. I’ve outgrown the phase, but still jack off to the memories.

Greentext, man!

>did curious shit with 2 cousins and sister
>sister was one who started everything
>they are all younger than me
>sister and one cousin pin it on me like 15 years later
>family hates me
>I haven’t told anyone that because I don’t want to ruin the family for my other little cousins, have it splinter more, have my parents think they have two degenerate children.
>I’m holding my entire family on my shoulders based on a lie and it’s killing me on the inside
>can’t talk to my wife about it
>makes me feel like everyone assumes I do it to my kids
>I want to die

Everything I’ve ever posted here is satire and my life is nowhere near as cool as it seems. ;-;

That’s okay, no one knows you’re a dog.

>never seed torrents
>never post immoral pics on the internets
>have a large stash of Playstation merchandise but four games only

Bought a couple shoes for 128 bucks. Mom doesn't know yet. Shipping is scheduled in 24 hours.

We got ourselves a badass. Did your friends ever get pregnant or find out???

he just woke up and realized he's a virgin fat basementdweller in his late 30's

When I was in high school, my little brother had a few classes with my gf. Couldn't resist. Knew he had a light fetish for creeping, so I sent him all of her nudes as a Christmas present. He got to see her every day and know what every inch of her body looked like. It was pretty great.

I always made jokes with female friends about wanting to "suck their dicks."

Turns out I'm just fucking gay haha amirite fellow gamers

I'm upset that bestiality is being made illegal in more places

it's in the same rebublican autocracy as the war on drugs or sodomy (oral sex) being illegal in texas

I've only had sex with two people, and both of them are physically disabled.

just like you

lmao sodomy isnt oral sex you degenerate.

Typical liberal

amen to that

I have a cousin that's a decade older than me.
>be me
>be 8
>cousin is 20+
>she's in college for physiotherapy
>decide to teach "massage" techniques on me
used live in shitty country so public transportation is shit. tons of walking to and fro, hence nice calf and leg muscles, also always sore
>ask me to massage her legs
>she lays on her stomach, I'm on one side by her right leg
>start massaging her seriously, first calves
"don't press too hard!" okay
>move higher to back of thigh
>move back down to calves
told you, I'm doing it seriously... for now
>start moving up to the back of the thigh again
>first time move really high
>slide my pinky finger under her shorts
>look at her while I move my hands back down
no comment? okay
>move back up
>now slide my pinky under her panties
her head moves from one side to another... okay
>move hands down then back up again
>this time more gutsy so I slide my pinky inside her panties but deeper, can feel her pussy lips
"user, not too high..." darn it
>go back to cycles of serious massage then slowly trying to get my pinky into her pussy lips
third time doing it she says she's done and gets up

I got a boner just thinking about it. this is also the same cousin with the puffy nips (puffy areolas) I commented about in the puffy nips thread. helped I was a pretty cute kid and looked innocent, so she had me help her do stuff like that.

What? Yes it fucking is

It is anal sex as well as oral sex also.

I forced my mum to break up with one of her boyfriends years ago.

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Badass older brother. How did he react?

They didn’t get pregnant but one of them was suspicious for a good while. Hence why I feel that was the worst.

Nah I’m at work. Got a lot of child support to cover. Not!

Same, user

i post rasist jokes but im a real nigga

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