Itt: prove you're not a newfag

Itt: prove you're not a newfag

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Girugamesh

misha > cat goddess

Is that a fortnite commercial?

here name is Masha
fucking newfag

The game

member this one

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youtube.com/watch?v=sZ-aci1E7bg

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Fucker

Hitler did nothing wrong. Faggot

Piccolo’s Dick

Newfags

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but im a nefwag, faggot

GILGAMESH

our queen

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kek

THE GAME

you just lost

Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi Puddi puddi

YO! Yea Forums MUTHAFUCKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!!1!

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frostedbutts

I hate you so much

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RIP toaster Steve

stfu you candyass
also, some guy called rock is cooking something, i did not smell it, but definitely wanted too

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Desu

pudi!!!

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Row Row fight the powah!

>Itt: prove you're not a newfag
newfag is a term used to combat the flood of peasants immigrating from newgrounds. You'e all morons, but none of you are newfags. Now stop larping.

+1

>forgetting about ebaums

Newt Gingrich is a roodie poo

gigapuddi was the best day of my life

i miss it
and also that faggot moot, fucking nigger..

[spoiler]Is he even still alive?[/spoiler]

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>Nearly five years ago
Fuck...

Prick


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Jenkem

lol I was just playing Frank's Adventure

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those were the times, before 9gag/reddit/tumblr stole out shit

Don’t really know how, I remember when Yea Forums had some of the best porn and people werent all trying to be “edge lords” with gore like nobody else has seen that shit...

I was here before the term edge lords also, and gif meant gif not whatever shit you guys post now.

we didn’t have this gay shit like it’s normal, and trap was to fuck with people not to jerk off to.

I was here before you started using “newfag” In fact that’s a pretty “newfag” expression.

Richard C. Mongler

I used to lurk /f/

and gaymen!

those were the days

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Summerfag reporting in

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Fuck

>I was here before you started using “newfag”

First post on Yea Forums was "Hello newfags"

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anyone else remember when moot replafed certain words like newfag with candy ass versions? that shit was funny

All I know is that OP is a faggot.

was this shit ever verified or is it shopped or what?

Maybe he was the first poster, than he'd be right

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Doctor Octagonapus

>Itt: prove you're not a newfag
AKA I'm a newfag. Teach me how to portray myself as an oldfag

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the orginal is fucking next to it you fucking newfag.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2n4MFcvyp4

I’m not OP

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b was never good

Candy ass roodypoo

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"newfag" has been in the Yea Forums vocabulary for more than ten years

those were the days...

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#justsaying

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That’s so poorly done
>No. 100000000

It would just be
>No. 1

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What are you talking about?

I am 12 and what is this?

Row row fight the power.

...I'm 12 and what is this?

GAMING
Wait

The photoshop shows the No. as
> No. 100000000

When the first post would be just
> No. 1

It’s how Futallaby(the php imgboard script used for 2chan and old Yea Forums) works.

Sauce?

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Are you a retard? That post is from 2008.

THIS
THIS is the first post on Yea Forums and it DOES have #1

been a while..

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yup and I also remember PISSLORD

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I’m gonna level with you I just scroll by and saw it for like 0.1 seconds

It takes a real man to own up to it. You're ok user.

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Don’t fucking ignore me you dirty butches
I verified cars to prove I’m not a robot
Check em

Who dat?

cute body

I came with the original fappening. Am i an oldfag yet?

Itty bitty baby

You Dun goofed

nope

Daisy's Destruction

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What is this from?

posting in a fuckhole bread without being rickroll'd

> prove you're not a newfag
Okay
See you in the next thread

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Asshole

Stop calling us fags, it's mean!

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WELL FUCK I CHECKED EM AND NOW I HAVE CANCER

Battle royal high school

Good job!

Steel Beams.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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Amber lamps!

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This oldfag is a fuckin legend

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Beautiful, beautiful sigourney

Hey, you saved that from when I posted it. Cool.

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.

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k

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That's a good one. Haven't seen one of those in years.

What was this called? I remember tons of cp back then with this.

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Gmask. Banned now

this

I was the one who made the Dogmongler thread.

I guess I hope she's doing alright.

Cunt

wincest? don't hold out on us user

I still cant fucking tripcode
also
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

As a swede I have not heard from him at all. There is a underground forum in sweden where people gossip but no news since a cupple of years.

I've been here since dubs were disabled.

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

bix nood

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go be an hero

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i never did learn to triforce

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I remember when me and my friends used to say pwnd, pwnage, and beast. I dont ever see or hear anyone do it now. 1337 is the most common thing people still use from back then
I mostly came to Yea Forums in 06 for porn because it was always just numbers and it would 404 so my grandparents couldn't spy on my history

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Mentlegen

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this was the first post after moot accidentally the whole board

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I would also like to know this.

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marblecake

Nah

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PUDI PUDI

gigapuddii

Oh God the bubbling

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it happened more than once you double nigger

YEArs since I thought of this

gorgru esh

Mr. Hands

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Who's that faggot?

Yeah i know it now just admit you killed jessies dad and dun goofed
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Yea Forums-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

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The creator

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I have watched the Grifter and survived, somehow

If you don't remember when 'Lurk Moar' was a goto then you need to fucking lurk moar.

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And then you watched daisys destruction and really want to see the rest of the series ?

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Roody-poo

Alice

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>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Yea Forums-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.ht

"Gene Leonhardt (pictured) catapulted the video to meme-status after screaming lines at the internet that made it clear he didn't know how it worked"

He sure didn't...then he dun goof'd, and consequences were never the same.

If you don't remember snacks then you are too new

The Youtube Porn raid. That was amazing

So much as utter “raid” and all these trap-loving faggots around here start sperging out with “NYPA!!!!” Then bitch about how much of a shithole Yea Forums has become

Raids from 06-09 were the golden days. I would get home from work and jump on Yea Forums to see what was being raided. Hottie32’s meltdown was a golden day.

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Happy ending though
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8a5d070e5ee

He ran a """blog""" after for a while AT self-destructed... He was the very definition of salty

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Yea Forums Trivia:
1. What board style (Yotsuba, Yotsuba B, Futaba...) allowed you to differentiate genuine moot posts from moot imposters
2. Which famous electronic musician had his own personalized title on Yea Forums
3. What image did the /z/ board redirect to after it was taken down?

i activcely participate in M A R B L E C A K E A L S O T H E G A M E

I consider this the golden age of Yea Forums. I got so much free beer and hot pockets with these coops.

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I always wonder how Tasha’s brother is doing...

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deadmau5

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If you say so.
At least we don't have to look at her beef curtains.

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Fuck I missed this about Yea Forums
Coupon threads and infographs were my jam

Correct

If you don't know who this was then you're new

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Desu~

amber lamps is my one true love

>videos on the right includes "Bbw fart compilation" with a thumbnail that looks like something from starship troopers

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twas meant ironically given the current state of Yea Forums

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I remember when Girugamesh was the annoying new spam meme

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Not on my screen it aint they must be doing targeted adverts based on your cookies

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Newfag

anyone else find it depressing that even when we call in an airstrike we hit the wrong people ?
imgur.com/gallery/5P1N1GI

I hate all leftist npcs

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Total newfag

I'm interested in that content

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This

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t'was hard to tell - also given the current state of Yea Forums

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She was an hero

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personally i blame the jews and the japs

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link Tasha's brother

kek

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Not even close

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Newfag is a faggot

>Roodypoo
>Candy ass

i know these are newfag threads. proof enough?

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Try harder faggot

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Pedobear fresh prince theme

grow up sliddo.

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"The game", as in World of Warcraft? Minecraft? Or is there some weird game which was only popular on Yea Forums?

anyone remember this vid ? remember the therapist was with them ?

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Its the game.

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Faggot

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This, 10 years I've wasted on this site

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Heaven

remember buki

Been here all summer.

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His dad died, he married Amanda, they've got 2 kids now. He's running the same car dealership. No idea if he's still screwing Tasha & his stepmom

Good times

Newfag

Welcome.

Yea Forums Trivia (continued):
1. What board style (Yotsuba, Yotsuba B, Futaba...) allowed you to differentiate genuine moot posts from moot imposters
2. What image did the /z/ board redirect to after it was taken down?
3. Which one of these cats is Yea Forums-related?
4. What did an user famously stick his dick into after an epic get?

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Why?

Puddi puddi

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Damn, moot's a hot twink, shit.

weepening beep peeping freely
sheeping steep beeble steep
peckish aristrocrab

>What did user famously stick his dick into after an epic get
The eyesocket of a skull he supposedly found in some ancient catacombs or some shit.

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Newfag

Never forget

Frick off kiddo

Where's Battletoads?

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idk why this made me lol

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Definitly newfag

What an IDIOT why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet? Post on #shitpost-chat-nsfw to not get automaticly banned by a niggermod on Yea Forums NIGGER YES YOU ARE A NIGGER, JUST DO IT YASTODAY SAID TODAY THEN J U S T DO IT .
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: qijvayx328
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot.

discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
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I'll show you later

but think of all the guys she hasn't kissed
youtube.com/watch?v=tHweocGg5N8

When Minecraft came out and I paid $5.00 for it. I didn't understand the game and thought I had fallen for a Yea Forums scam until many years later.
I also remember the birth of bitcoin and remember thinking it was nothing but a scam

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For frick sake! the fact no one can answer these is a clear sign that no one was around 10 years ago
>1. What board style (Yotsuba, Yotsuba B, Futaba...) allowed you to differentiate genuine moot posts from moot imposters
>2. What image did the /z/ board redirect to after it was taken down?
>3. Which one of these cats is Yea Forums-related?

Copy and paste the following to Notepad, save with the filename "Yea Forums.js", open the file you created and shit bricks.

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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>girls
Kek, would've a been better if they overlap with retards though.

true but it was early days

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Number 2. Peter.

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Ill take my oldfag title now.

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they didnt work here in canada. feels bad. that store where people woukd knock over the card display. right around when i started here

Still curious as to why after he posted that pic he "disappeared" and was never heard from again.

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not even that long ago

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Fun fact, this photo was taken at my old high school. SHS, Pleasant View, TN.

Does anyone know what happened at Barcarde in NY?
Does anyone even know what girls used to carve on their arms "Moot is ____?
Well listen up you children. I don't like what you've done to Yea Forums. I don't like your regular WWYD/Blacked/Celebrity threads. I don't like your Bonibonkers. And I don't know what a Ricardo Milos is.
You little dick lickers are shit. You come on Yea Forums and do your bullshit and you don't even know what it is

and thats you holding the leash ?

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Someone knock over the postcard stand

haven't been on since 2009 but fuck this WWYD shit

Nah, I was long gone by then. But the big one went by "Fat Pat."

Why do boomers need a constant WWYD thread?
Also, fuck FB/IG threads
Yea Forums used to be random, not entirely scheduled like network television

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