Why don't girls like me /b?

Agreed, old metalheads are just creepy

Idk, I'd peg the fuck out of that bellybutton if I were female

You kinda have a hollywood look going on. Cut your hair shorter and dye it blond. You’ll look just like the brother from My Name is Earl.

I don't get how my attitude is the issue, i treat women like goddesses, and they still go brainlets who end up beating them.

This is prob bait but: lose weight, get a haircut (long hair doesn't look good when you got shit tier genetics and your hairline is on top of your head, retard), stop dressing like a discount metal band reject, etc. You also look like you'd either say "m'lady" and try to be a nice gay, or give rapist vibes.

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Checked

He's not too old to look metal, he just can't pull it off with that body and fucking half bald head.
>no need to lose weight
Found the fat fuck.

There we go. So basically besides looking like absolute trash you also behave like a spineless cuck.

don't do that, treat them like whores, politely, and they'll like it

just start wearing Hawaiian shirts all the time like a man with power

wear crystals necklaces on hemp ties, use lots of rings, make sure you have a thumb ring too

talk to women about astrology or finding yourself through meditation, talk about soul mates and finding out who you were in previous lives

eventually you'll find a retarded woman who thinks you're deep and she will want you to go deep inside her because she knows you are ''deep''

this is how it works

women hate cool things and interesting things, instead they focus on people and finding someone new and weird that they can set themselves apart from others girls with

because every girl thinks she's some sort of special princess because it's her destiny and she is meant to be with someone not like anyone else because she's special and not like anyone else

that's why they all dye their hair weird colors and paint their faces and hide their smells and show their titties off with titty shirts, because they are trying to be more not like any other girls then the rest of the girls trying to be not like any other girls

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I don't want the kind of slut who'd fall for that though

haircut first and then the dress code, cheers

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then start lifting and losing weight. bunch of shit advice in this thread. yeah you can get a cute gf while having the extra 100 pounds, but then you don't get to enjoy it.

also don't treat women like goddesses, you fuckin' necky. just treat them like people, and generally try to convey that you're about 10% better than them. it creates the push/pull that establishes rapport.

because you look fat, ugly, unclean, and unkempt

try for once, cutting your hair, shaving your face, getting clothes that don't look like they are years old or shitty, get something that actually looks new and not like you are completely autistic when it comes to men's fashion

start brushing your teeth and actually ask women out and pretend you give 2 fucks about what they are interested in and you might find some reciprocate, start actually taking care of yourself and develop some self esteem and maybe a woman might view you with some respect after you learn to respect yourself to begin with