Time for a femanon Q&A thread

Prove you're female or get out

Hey Vchan. How's life?

fucking attention seeking whore, fuck you to infinity
and fuck all these beta ass fucking orbiters, giving this fucking whore attention
fucking niggers, all of you, i hope you all die a slow death
completely alone, which you will btw, so fuck you

How's the 10th grade going, buddy?

never mind, than i made a mistake(assumption that you were on the rekt thread). but hey how are you, how the things going on the your workplace, are you okay?

My girlfriend talked about maybe trying a threesome with one of my friends, and then one with one of hers. You think I should do it, or would this totally wreck our relationship?

fuck you too

you must not have literally anything else to do
what a fucking painful existence

goddamn Yea Forumsro you're mad tho

Just the way I was born

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this is what Yea Forums is made of now a days, tranny niggers, and candyasses

Dude, you're mad that some girl on the internet doesn't want to show her tits. How boring of a life must you have?

Yikes bro

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If you don't stop that I'm gonna tell your mother that you're on Yea Forums again

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Glad work is going well. I'm sorry about your stepdad's thing triggering you. I've been suicidal for years but too much of a pussy to do it. I hope you're okay.

You were born that way? Are you Lady Gaga?

What do you look like?

What was the word that filtered int ‘Candyass’ back in the day? I don’t remember....

Do you eat ass/get your ass eaten? What does it feel like, either way?

congratulation on that step in your life, so you're developing yourself to become a parent, good for you, at least it's some positive news in this negative world. why haven't you make your thread yesterday(you've said that it will be only on mondays) i was worried that something went wrong

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I could only wish

There ya go

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Anna here.

I’m alright I guess, finishing up at school. What question?

Because when my dad fucked my mum an XX sperm fertilized her rather than an XY.

From what I heard threesomes usually have a negative overall impact on relationships, don’t risk it user.

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I've always wondered why men wear cologne and women wear perfume. Shouldn't it be the opposite since it's meant to attract a mate? Personally I get really turned on by women with strong industrial smells rather than strawberry's and peaches. What do women want their men smelling like?

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You wanna have kids? In this crapsack world? Why?

Do you think boys that wish they were girls are freaks? Or just misguided?

How many sexual partners in a person's life would you consider to be too many? Like what's the number that would make you judge a person?

Here’s the pic I usually post.

It feels good, kind of tickles.

I’ve never been one for either. I prefer men smelling the way they would naturally. Like Papa for instance, I could practically smell on him the desert, sun, sand, camel hair linens, it was very nice. I’m sure that goes for most men, I’d rather smell them vs some artificial something or other.

Pretty Vchan, you look good with or without makeup. Hope you’ve been doing well.

~Anna~

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Why do you do this

I do t think that they’re freaks, just mentally ill.

Five is about average I think. That being said I don’t really judge people, so yeah.

~Anna~

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wait a minute, so this means that your man doesn't know what are you doing at your personal free time(Yea Forums)?

I think so too. I went to the doctor to see if he could fix me, but he kept telling me I ‘deserve to be who I really am.’ What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I just want to get better.

My question:

The butt. Should I attempt to put things in hers? Or is it off limits?

It occurred to me that girls like the smell of perfume so I tried it out when I was younger and had girls all over me. This was in elementary though, maybe girls just change their preference later in life.

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Aww you're too kind Anna

You kinda look like dodger (Presshearttocontinue on Youtube).

PS: do you also like cats

I like cologne, but I also like a guy's natural scent too. However, if the guy wears just Axe or something like that, I'm instantly turned off. Subtly is key.

Nah. To each their own, I say.

I mean, if she wants you to, dude?

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Stupid telemarketers

My ex from 7y ago, is adding me on ig , prolly after seeing a picture my friend shared with me
the girl i popped her cherry who dumped me , whomst i lost my v card with...
I feel im a loser whatever i do, i reject her shell think i still hold a grudge , i accept she will prolly gloat and see i havent managed to do jack shit with my life and enjoy it...
Fuck this shit, i need a female perspective, im pretty sure shes just curious and wants to see me be in a shit mood which will make her happy
So femanons ur input

>Stupid telemarketers
whats this suppose to mean?

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Because I don’t really have much better to do honestly, and I enjoy it.

My deepest sympathy user. Have you considered therapy? I’m sure there are plenty of therapists out there would love to help, you deserve to be happy.

That’s really up to her user, some women enjoy it, some don’t. You need to ask her.

Sounds awesome Vchan, here’s hoping for a smooth and easy road to pregnancy and motherhood. Hopefully you won’t have morning sickness like I did, could of set my watch by it. My sense of smell got all funky and food I normally loved made me I’ll for whatever reason, ha. I’m alright, just taking things day by day per the norm.

She may be just curious, but even if she’s not I wouldn’t worry about it. Be your own person and don’t pay attention to those who judge you.

~Anna~

Just ignore her user. I'd rather do that then risk looking like a sad beta.

Telemarketers call my house phone alot user.

*ill, not I’ll, stupid mobile. Ready to head home.

Ah ok hope your doggos are doing ok and yes snakes are cool ive always wanted to get one my friend has a cornsnake and its too cute

How do I tell a women I'm not into her?
How do I get them to not text me all day everyday?
How long is too long for a response and should I acknowledge it if I respond too late?

the red hair ughhhhh move to cali pls

there are no girls on the internet

that being said, how often do you want anal play (be it teasing, touching, light or full penetration) as part of your foreplay/fucktime?

I live in cali user lol

Hi femanon

The girl I like told me she realised that she's always had this thing where she responds to the attention guys give her rather than choosing the guys she likes. She's with someone else right now but talks about leaving him. What gives?

That’s how bitches work, user.

i actually got only one question for you to ask, but i like to chat with you because you're making conversation in unique and interesting way (voc). does womans enjoying to give a fellatio, or is that actually a manipulative way to make their mans pleasurable while they are trying to manipulate for some other goal (i expect only a honest opinion from your point of perception on this question)

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Literally never

Is it true an orgasm from assplay is still your clit or G spot?

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So one of you is bullshitting and i already know which one is it
I mean, since back then my life went to shit, dpression, tumor which i still caryy, dropping outta college, not getting laid for years literally, got a bit fatter, done a lot of drugs, not addicted but i experimwnted so to say... Im realistic, shes now even hotter, bitch prolly fucked chads right and left
Idk , its a hard life... Especially after a couple of days feeling like shit and i see that notifiction
Its like someone is playing a prank on me for the last decade
You ever get that feeling you dont wanna feel anymore nahmasayin?

In situations like these you need to be honest with her and tell her that you’re simply not interested, yes it will hurt her feelings, but she’ll get the message. Two weeks is generally the length of time I use for responses. If someone doesn’t respond for that amount of time they’re not interested in continuing conversation unless something happens like they missed your message etc.

I wouldn’t like it every time, I don’t know, maybe once every few weeks?

Sounds like she’s in need of some sort of emotional validation. It’s nice that she’s being honest with you though.

~Anna~

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Holy shit, really? From a male perspective that's the most painful rejection. When getting rejected I want a clear detailed explanation, with an obvious rejection. We go through life thinking the worst that she can say is no, but then she says "maybe" or "I'm busy" and we die a bit inside. Gonna listen to you though cause my way doesn't work on women obviously

Oh really! I stand corrected lmao. Shitty so-cal I assume?

Luckily ive never been bitten by a snake, only handled one in my life though. Possums look interesting, they are kinda like oversized furrier rats. Id say my favorite animal to see on my bucket list before I die is a racoon. I live in the UK so I'll probably never see one. I saw that theres a racoon cafe in Korea and I really want to go one day. Theres something about the way they move and look, its just so funny and adorable.

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Yep im a l.a girl

so what are you saying about the fellatio it all depends from woman to woman. and your breath to the last second of sentence lol, you're extremely sensible woman aren't you

Also these posts are really engaging. Nice to have something different from the usual rekt, ylyl and other shit daily threads

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>As always tits not required but encouraged
LOL gtfo newfag

I should have been clear that it's three different girls (well ones a "girl"), so it's not like one annoying girl who can't take a hint. I don't mind if it takes time, I'd just rather let them down as easily as possible. Also wow that's a surprising amount of response time, I start getting needy messages in a day most times.

I like to think I'm pretty sensible Haha

That's just one of the reasons why I do this. Its different and its fun

I've been here since 2004 though
>awkward

AGREED, THANK YOU

Gross! lmao Norcal is best Cal. Redwood forests glass beaches. No smog!

what else are you browsing instead of Yea Forums on the Yea Forums

It's for the future anyway. I've already fucked up and ghosted all three of them. One of which I tried the explanation thing and they wanted to "just be friends", so I said yeah (I felt bad).

These threads are fucking cancer, choosing to speak through vocaroo because you think you have a sexy voice is fucking cringe. FUCK ALL OF YOU CRINGY BETA FUCKERS WHO ENCOURAGES THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOUR. Although i get that this might be the only female interaction they get

Question for any femanons , always wondered....

Is there any realistic way to pick up a girl on the beach? I goto the beach few times a year , love to stare at anything decent.

Is there any scenario in which a guy could approach you at the beach? Or are you mostly there to relax , enjoy the sun , and any dude coming up to you you would rather they just fuck off?

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The last thing she has it's a sexy voice

No offence tho Vchan

>FUCK ALL OF YOU CRINGY BETA FUCKERS WHO ENCOURAGES THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOUR
projecting yourself to the others

Havs you seen Rob Dyke or Scaretheater on Youtube? If not I highly recommend them especially if you're into hearing about serial killers and weird scary videos.

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sure kid, im sure you started Yea Forums youve been here so long
>awkward faggot newfaggy fag

Why do chicks wear floral patterns? They all look bad. Also black girls should wear woodland camo more often, just a side thought.

Do you have any kinks?

That's not the clitoris.

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Not OP but my kink is rape and forced anal stuff however i’ve recently learned that i like to tie up my husband and such.

Well, yeah, that’s like saying is the orgasm a man has from his prostate being stimulated still centralized in the penis.

Yeah, I get those feelings a lot user.

That’s very kind user, just drop subtle hints that you’re not interested if you want to do it that way. Things like ‘you’re a great FRIEND’, stuff in that vein. Good luck.

/pol/, sometimes /cgl/ and /x/

Honestly? Mostly there to relax, but I’ve been out of the dating game a long time.

~Anna~

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Nah I think I'm pretty vanilla.
I do like being choked and spanked though

It seems feminine.

Yeah, S&M, did/lg, age gap stuff, loli. Comes from life experiences.

Technically it’s the clitoral hood.

~Anna~

Note "thinks"

Is your clit numb yet? Do they get more numb the older you get?

what kind of strange emotional hole is this thread filling for you

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>just drop subtle hints that you’re not interested if you want to do it that way. Things like ‘you’re a great FRIEND’

Good advice but do not do this to men, unless you hate them lol

Notes "thinks"

In what way am i projecting anything? This embarassing and you are all pathetic

Tits always required or you gtfo

This entire thread is proof of Yea Forums being the worst board on this shitty anime site. Fuck all of you.

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A very deep and chronic one, I’m sure no regulars ITT want to hear it again.

Agreed, honesty is much better with men. I’d rather say up front there’s nothing that’s going to happen between us than dragging it out, that’s just cruel.

~Anna~

Show some boobs pls

Your boyfriend is lying about the floral :)

What's your favorite junk/fast food?

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>you are all pathetic
is that so, well for your info, i'm asking her some questions that i can't openly ask my wife, but i like to hear opinion from the woman side of view

Married femanons, how much less attractive is your husband than the average guy you let empty his balls in you before you were married? (Don't say your husband is hotter than he is)

No no.. he's lying to himself and.. so are you lol

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Or pizza

Have you ever pityfucked someone?

Proud incel over here

>muh peepee needs to be her first

Let me jump in here just for this one.

mine was a 9 when we got married. Fast forward 3 years later and he's a 4 at best. Fatter, balder, and harrier everywhere but his head.

But he still walks around like he's a 9. That's both cute and pathetic.

Have you ever tasted your own breast milk? Have you ever tasted your own menstruation? Please elaborate on why, how it tasted, and anything else interesting about the experience.

Thanks for your response, but that didn't answer the question.

Yiiiiiikes insecure little man

I don’t do nudes.

Oh wow, probably a tie between pizza and cheeseburgers.

My fiancé if you wish to call him that, was the most handsome.

Breast milk, yes. Tastes kind of sour, not my thing. Menstrual blood, yes, accidentally, tastes like pussy and blood, surprise, ha.

~Anna~

Was that meant for the other guy about marriage? or did you think that was serious?

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Fair enough. He was the hottest. (When we got married.) Now the 'average guy, as you put it, is more attractive.

>was the most handsome
he died?

Probably due to aging, sounds like

why are you gay

threesomes are a bad idea for relationships and an especially bad idea to do with people you are friends with. if you really want one do it with a stranger otherwise it will be really awkward after, and even that is still a bad idea.

pic related since im not going to post my actual face

both occasionally, my bf likes eating my ass more than i actually enjoy it.

depends on the person, some trans women seem legit some seem like fetishists that took it too far. those people are mentally ill and most likely porn addicts that cant separate their kinks from real life.

i dont care personally but i wouldnt want to be in a relationship with a dude who fucked more than 5 women. whats fucked up to me is my bf wishes i fucked tons of dudes but i would be very upset if he fucked other women. i dont understand why some men are like this.

bored

if the girl is fine with it yes, if not dont try to pressure her. just ask.

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Have you ever tried to eat your own pussy?

So I saw these videos online where woemn get screwed by a dog. does the woman not worry about getting pregnant from the dog and having half human half dog baby? its not like they make a condom for a dog LOL!

did you ever do some footfetish stuff? or would you?

Have you ever tried to suck your dick? It's 6 inches harder for women to eat their vagina

How do I get a job?

Naturally. But 3 years? Come on... I'm not the evil one here. I'm the victim.

More like 3 inches for OP.

Do women ever brag about cheating on their boyfriends? Not you but any of your friends?

your dick is connected to some tissues in the cavity of your pelvis
when you get in that position your effective dick length is reduced by at least 2 inches

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Answer this one, please

are you 12?

This is Vchan?

I have a friend who is a notorious cheater. Her husband cheated on her and now she's paying it back in spades. Literally. She only fucks black guys.

not married but engaged. ive never fucked anyone else despite my bfs wishes.

wendys french fries

real rape, femdom, bondage, piss, degradation, the usual.

im not into florals, nor camo either. for patterns i like stripes, plaid, and heart prints.

not breast milk but yes period blood. it just taste like regular blood.

wat

i have just to say ive done it but my bf isnt really into feet

have you never had a job before? if its your first apply somewhere easy like walmart or some shit and and work your way up to something better.

How does it feel to reject a desperate guy? Did this to a gay dude recently and felt like an absolute queen. I almost slapped the shit out of him for insinuating he had a chance.

>gf said she feels more attractive when we're cuddling when she's in her PJ's than when she's naked and we're having sex
Is it just because she's kinda fat and self conscious or could it be something more?

If you post your address we could make your fetish come true

Checkers fries are similar to and imo better than Wendy's, you should give em a try if you haven't.

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Hi ! Thank you for the thread. Do you understand the cuckold fetish? Would you do it if asked by your SO?

How do you girls deal with depression, work stress, life decisions
Any of you been trough a life changing event

I'm not a girl but I'm posting in a femanon thread just to call you a faggot.

Lol wtf no Haha

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Actually I would loved to be forced bi by my girl. Vchan how would you react if a guy your with ask you that? Do you read male2male romance novels? My gf does.

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I'd love to get fucked in the ass by you.

My gf acts disgusted at M2M sex that sometimes I think she's 'protesting too much' and might really like it. But her attitude keeps me from doing it. Which I why I keep my panty wearing and general faggotry to a minimum and DEFINITELY secret.

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i dont feel bad but not many people approach me
recently a fucking 15 year old boy tried hitting on me and i was stunned because im 21. how old did this dude think i was lol

do you look like this man to make the experience complete

never tried them but i like nearly all french fries except mcdonalds trash
i think the only thing ive ever had from checkers is their milkshakes

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That's lame but you should at least try to find out if it's just gay stuff. Maybe she'd be okay with the CD bit.

Brutally honest. Thank you!

That's similar to how many of the Yea Forums neckbeards look

I only CD because I love the cock. And balls. And guys.

I don't want to look pretty for my gf. I want to look pretty for guys.

Sorry fag, he only likes to get fucked in his ass.

Oh... Alright, fag.

bump

Never tried, but for the sheer humiliation and submition I think I would enjoy that.

sort of a joke but i do really like the fat scar dude in bakky. theres something about fat disgusting asian men for me.

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>i dont believe in women are funny
made me chuckle
You might have potential, you talk a lot which is a good attribute to have
A couple weeks ago i did antidepressants after getting shit drunk, and i totally get why people like em
I felt like nothing mattered, really nice feel, but then again th friwnd who fed me those couple pills cried to me that nigh said if it werent for those pills hed kill himself
I dont think i want that in my life ... Yet
Im not that suicidal but people around me notice im kinda distant
It used to be easier for mw to hide how shitty i feel, i could fake a laugh now i cant and it turns into the awkward grin ...
But hey thats life i guess
Some ups , lots of downs

And I LOVE being called fag. Thanks....

Could it be the fact that he's some mob leader kind of guy?

Favorite panties? Type and specific pair you own. Mine's boyshorts. Don't have any though, but I'm a very simple person so a comfortable solid grey pair would be ideal for me.

What rekt thread

I remember a really cute girl, kinda like ema stone like, who was sending me videos of people popping zits
Why are you girls so fucking disgusting
And have a high tolerance to disguating shit

>dd/lg, age gap stuff, loli
>Comes from life experiences
So your father abused you?

you mean yakuza? not sure if hes part of it but i know the yakuza is heavily connected to the adult industry in japan so i wouldnt be shocked. i only know a bunch of the bakky dudes went to jail for rape.
i used to have a fetish for south american drug lords/mexican cartels when i was younger though lol

for comfort i like boyshorts too. style i like cheeky. of course a weeby answer i love stripes and strawberry prints.

i love popping zits and so does my mom lol
no idea why but its true. also love extreme gore and shit like that

He died a while back, yes.

No, not really my thing.

Look for one.

I don’t enjoy it, I’m a mild mannered person and do t like hurting people’s feelings.

Probably not, it’s more than likely she’s self conscious and just enjoys the intimacy.

Not very well, half some self destructive tendencies, think about suicide off and on. And yes, a few.

~Anna~

Well of course you'd like strawberry prints. Stripes are amazing though, very good taste.

As i said disgusting
Never talk about being into gore if you wanna be considered wife material and not a cum dumpster

Nah I'd marry a gore girl, I think it's neat. Not her though, daddy issues are a no go for me.

Probably just regular ones, boyshorts are nice as well.

Yes, but physically not sexually, Papa was like a surrogate, and a much better one.

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Forgot to sig, but you know it’s me anyway.

Gore is nice though. Maybe I’m just desensitized at this point, tends to happen when ‘home’ is a killing field.

~Anna~

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But women are way more flexible tho.

Do you like stuffed animals or other children's toys? Weebela, you don't have to answer unless you want to add something, we know it's a yes.

>tfw met my fiance as a gore/porn blogger on tumblr
lol

i dont have daddy issues wtf lol
dd/lg shit disgusts me

i think my tastes on what is considered attractive on a woman are based on everything i loved as a young weeb
its fine though

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all women should be arrested

i have a shrine in the corner of my room of kiiroitori plushies, my favorite is the one where his costume is himself

whats my crime

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REfusing to have sex with me even though I treat you well until you refuse to have sex with me reeee

Oh shit, sorry thought you were the daddy dom girl, still the weeb stuff is a huge detent for me. I'd enjoy making fun of you though.

Same, cant tell it doesnt cross my mind now and then but i know ill never do it, as long as i have close family whos lifes i would ruin by this... If it werent for them shit would be way more serious
anyways i get it, have same self destructive tendencies, i kinda understand why too
I accepted death years ago when i was pretty close to it, and i never really came back from that thought
Also im sry for your loss, except the gore stuff you seem like a really nice person and i see some character traits we share... Genuinely wish you the best and to find someone to watch gore with and pop zits and watch weeb shit
Its always the good people who suffer the most

>Yes
Damn, that sucks.

eh i know this is a troll but to any dudes that feel this way if it makes you feel better my bf was a 29 year old kissless virgin when i got with him and i wouldnt want it any other way and find him perfect
you too will find a cute gf who loves you one day if you stop acting like all girls are horrible and try to be friends with them first

nothing wrong with being a weeb pal

Damn, I would totally be your Pet/Slave

I have a few I’ve won at the fair and from claw machines, but overall no.

Why?

Sorry that you feel that way user, I can certainly realate. All the best.

>Genuinely wish you the best and to find someone to watch gore with and pop zits and watch weeb shit
Not me, I think you mean Gore doesn’t bother me, comes from having seen shit. More of a morbid curiosity thing.

It’s ok user, we all have our own past experiences we have to deal with.

~Anna~

> cute gf

8,000 pound otaku girls aren't cute, sorry to burst your bubble

Think you mean me? I’m not into weeb stuff really, I like J-fashion and draw in that art style, occasionally read a manga or two, but don’t watch anime or play Japanese games. 90% of the stuff that’s translated is cringy. But as far as the dad issues are concerned, yeah, my dad was a drug addict who physically abused me and sold me to pic related, so you can see where I’d have issues.

~Anna~

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fuck off

and fuck you all still, for letting these fucking whores inside our treehouse club
fucking niggers, no wonder Yea Forums has become so shit because of all you fucking idiots

this thread is everything Yea Forums was against, fucking trannys and niggers all of you

>nothing wrong with being a weeb
God you weebs are cute

im not fat but ok lol you can think whatever you want

only sometimes

Okay, im gay. Like pure gay. How the hell do you get men to stick a dick in that hole? Your pussy? Ive always thought it was like an h.r. gieger painting. I dont understand how strait men can look at that and think "sexy"

Also:
How do you strait women react to getting shot down by a gay dude? Or getting hit on by a lesbian?

By the way, i respect you men who wear panties. I know strait, gay, and trans mtf people wear panties. I cannot let my junk get shoved inside of me. It feels awful. If you wear panties, boys and girls, i respect you being able to function with the feeling of being castrated.

Me and my bf tried to crossdress once for sex. Never again.

>90% of the stuff that’s translated is cringy.
Do you consider FF cringy (only care about I to X, newer ones are garbage)?

Pretty sure there is a couple of us knowing who moamer gadafi was
But kek

It's nothing against the victims like you, I just couldn't handle a women calling me daddy or treating me like her father. I hate those men and being likened to them is awful and makes my skin crawl. I'd never land a chick interested in that sorta thing though cause I'm a 24yo cute boy who looks like a teenager.

She really was sold to gadaffi you newfag

>I dont understand how strait men can look at that and think "sexy"
Not a femanon but I just like how it looks. Not all of them tho, some look like the stuff of nightmares (feel free to post bluewaffle)

Its confusing and its late here, gn mlady
Kek
Stop it, i jsut cant

>She really was sold to gadaffi you newfag
>Actually believing that

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Maybe my dick is small but I never understood all the male junk complaints. Panties feel comfy, I sit with my legs crossed or pressed together, I love jeans. But my friends say they need they're legs spread or they crush their balls and that jeans are super restrictive mess with their peeps. I don't get it, I'm a bit under 6" I think.

Original commenter here
So i have a dick thats a little large. Its about 7.8. Its not huge, but jeez do i feel like my dick is in some torture prison.

Shes proved it already user

>how do you get man to stick a dick in that hole
because its all weve been thinking since hitting puberty you faggot
dumb question seriously , especially comming from a dude who licks dicks and mans hairy ass

Have you ever fucked a BBC?

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Ill bite
Provide proof then
I dont know who she is, i havent been in b for years

Uhhh, wrong post my dude.

The same reason lesbians find dick repulsive, you’re just that way and it’s impossible to understand the other way of thinking really. I’ve never hit on a gay dude, but it wouldn’t hurt my feelings really. I have been hit on by a lesbian and I was polite about it.

It’s alright, not my speed. I generally avoid any kind of stuff that involves magic, etc. The slice of life stuff and romance is nice.

What’s funny?

It’s understandable, to each his own. Maybe you need to find the opposite, a milf looking to take care of a younger man, ha.

Goodnight user.

Well, if you’re keen on talking about it and seeing evidence you could talk to me on kik, but if you choose not to believe me that’s cool.

~Anna~

That's for her to provide.
She only posts what information shes comfortable with providing.
From what I heard from others though on private chats shes showed them passports and letters and lots of other things.
That necklace she has too was given to women in gadaffis harem.
It isnt just a necklace you can buy somewhere

you must be 18 or older to post here user

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>Well, if you’re keen on talking about it and seeing evidence you could talk to me on kik, but if you choose not to believe me that’s cool.
On the one hand I'm curious, on the other hand I don't really do anything besides Yea Forums so I've never used Kik or anything like that .

Ew fuck no

Based

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No, not into that.

The only stuff I’m comfortable posting on Yea Forums are my necklace, the photos I got of him from the Libyan consulate in Malta whilst I lived there, and a few scars.

~Anna~

I've already proven myself newfriend

>a milf looking to take care of a younger man
Wow, you read me like a book. I'm super into milfs. Teacher dom and employer(?) dom though, It wouldn't be as bad as daddy dom but I'm not gonna call anyone mother again unless she's my step mom.

Sure

>my necklace
Wait, so you were part of Gaddafi's harem?

Someone claiming to be sold as a sex slave to the former ruler of lybia
I admit im intrigued but understandably
I have huge doubt
Give us a greentext
If true i feel really fucking sorry for you

See
Literally me buddy

I’m a teacher, lol. You’re not looking for a paternal role in other words, just like older women.

Yeah, something like that.

That’s kind of you user. Here’s a few places to get started if you’d like to know more:

google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/8urt8h/i_had_an_affair_with_colonel_gaddafi_in_the_late/

thebarchive.com/b/thread/782313426/#782348979

thebarchive.com/b/thread/796194213/#796194261

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMO9zLcfsNs

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Lazy Anna forgetting sigs today, ah well. Can’t be helped.

>15
What the actual fuck

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Well someone with a guiding or leading nature. But yeah older women in general is preferred.

Meep

Nice, bro.

It’s ok user, I was of age and willing.

I’m that way with men, it just sort of morphed into a paternal role in my mind. He wanted to take care of me and I was in need of that sort of protection and love.

~Anna~

If that level of trust is there, sure. If you're questioning it, I wouldn't do it.

I have short curly hair and messy eyebrows. I'm kinda short.

No. I support and love transwomen.

I'm gonna be real, I only come on Yea Forums for Yea Forums and the porn boards. I like /gif/, and /aco/.

I'm currently wearing a floral button down as I type this. Florals for spring? Groundbreaking. I like floral, I guess.

Plenty. Daddy stuff, subbing, hair pulling, marking, praise, impact, and restraints.

I'm just bored, tbh.

I don't live in cali, but I really love In-N-Out. I always go there when I'm in the state.

Apply to a million. I'm currently in the process of interviewing for a bunch, so I'm in the same boat as you.

I'm in therapy and have a strong support system. I have been through a life changing event, yes.

-Lesanon

I also have a favorite pair of boyshorts! They're pink and white striped. My favorite pair of underwear period is a pair of orange boxer briefs with sushi on them.

I love stuffed animals!

-Lesanon

Lesanon! Haven’t seen you in awhile, how have you been?

~Anna~

Hi! I've been going through a rough time with the semester ending and am still going through some serious mental health stuff, but I am out of the worst of it. How are you?

-Lesanon

Fuck I'm jealous. Any older ladies wanna take care of me, I'm cute and dress nice.

That’s good, was worried about you since the last time you were here you were saying that you had been going through stuff. I’m glad that you’re doing better. I’m alright same old stuff.

~Anna~

I really like holding girls from behind biting their necks, and feeling them squirm while I tickle their clits and tease her nipples. I don’t think I’ve ever been with a girl who didn’t like this.... for the first few minutes, until she starts begging for penis.

Why is it that girls always seem to beg for dick when I do this, instead of just having an orgasm?

Like... I want to make her cum before I start fucking her, but the girl will never want that. She’d rather get dicked NOW, knowing that there’s at least a 50% risk of me nutting before she cums... instead of a guaranteed orgasm followed by guaranteed dick. Of course, once the dick goes in, she wants me to fuck her as long as possible, but it doesn’t make sense to me.

This same situation has played out for me with 3 different girls, and I’ve asked my current GF why she does this and she’s totally failed at answering the question.

What an IDIOT why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet? Post on #shitpost-chat-nsfw to not get automaticly banned by a niggermod on Yea Forums NIGGER YES YOU ARE A NIGGER, JUST DO IT YASTODAY SAID TODAY THEN J U S T DO IT .
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: okg2mqi3nv
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot.

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Like men's boxers? My sister's used to steal mine, never understood this since y'all have a much bigger selection of underwear.

Thank you for your concern. I just needed to work through some shit and then life got busy. I'm getting back on my feet.

Yes, mens boxers. Here's the deal with women's underwear. Most of it is uncomfortable. Boxers are comfortable as hell and have fun patterns on them.

-Lesanon

Don’t be jealous user, it’s been an interesting time. Hope you find somebody...

Because it feels best to be filled, that feeling will usually make me cum anyway.

~Anna~

What? Do you want to cum before having sex? No one wants that. Are you trying to pre game sex? Sorry if this is irrelevant, I only skimed your massive post.

Lol why would you reply to a post you only skimmed?

No I want HER to cum before I stick my dong in her, but the most reliable way to do that is with my hands or mouth.

But chicks never want the guaranteed orgasm, they just seem to reach a level of horniness where it’s dick or nothing

Helloooooooooo lovelieeeees!

Im baaaaaaaack!!!!

How have you all been my shweety shmoopy cuuutie pies?

~tiffy

>Boxers
>Fun patterns
Damn I wish I had that taste, the only boxers I've liked are from dead companies.

Oh God it's the fake tranny

You’re welcome, just glad you’re better.

~Anna~

Me? I prefer gstrings lol
~tiffychan

Excuse me?
~t

Well I like to collect (you)s, it's a hobby.

Really though I get what you're saying but if you don't want to cum without having your dick in her, why would she want to cum without having your dick in her?

You're not excused.
Get out of here.

It's already bad enough to actually be a tranny but it's even worse to troll as a post OP tranny

She can cum more then once, I can’t. I’m offering guaranteed fingers orgasm + guaranteed dicking + possible second orgasm with dick inside her. But instead, she chooses the “dick right now with possible orgasm with dick inside me “ option. It baffles my mind. It seems like the craving for dick RIGHT NOW outweighs the desire for a guaranteed orgasm.

Fucking cuck, get out nigger lover.

Man you'd never last 10 seconds in Bleakfalls Barrow, can't even fight a lowly troll.

>260 replies
>"femanons"
>no tits
do a quick 360 and kys

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Lol I'm from Compton. I grew up fighting in real life. Not video games

I'm not sure how valuable an orgasm is to a women, they can just pop them out like candy on their own. The dick is the part they can't get on their own.

Vchan has been forever and everyone has seen her tits already.

Well if you grew up fighting in videogames you'd know that the best way to fight a troll is not to feed them.

>everyone has seen her tits already
Whoa whoa, I got a ton of (you)s from Vchan and haven't seen her tits in any thread. Vchan, wth?

Ill be honest youve kept me 2 hours awake
And this story is just fucked up
also how you think youve been special and not one of hundred children he used ... just sad and fucked up how your whole life has been marked by that
also the part where your father sold you?! But didnt knew it was gadaffi... I dont get it

I've never posted tits user lol

I literally have 0 idea as to what tittties hes referring to lol.
Its not the first time an user has said to have seen this mysterious picture of my supposed tits lolol

Q for femanons
There is this ladyfriend I've been getting closer to recently, very fun to be around, lots of banter.
Last week I tried to kiss her since she called me out for not doing it a while earlier, but she ended up rejecting me, saying she felt it forced later that night over text. We both laughed it off and hanged out further, although she did get quite cuddly that day and since.
I feel like if I tell her I'm being serious about it she will take it as a joke (reminder, we banter each other a lot) and if I act on it she might say it's forced again. Should I try making a less forced move again or just let it play out naturally? Or could it be she's maybe having the same thoughts as me?

Wanna post 'em though? Just for the hell of it?

She's a hopeless romantic, you gotta do some lame shit and plant one on her at the end of the night. Do it at a time when she should be leave but doesn't.

Why should we pay any attention to you? You're your own person with opinions and experiences but this is the internet, we aren't suppose to care about some random bitch who says "hur hur im a girl, gimme questions". I'm being serious, I want to know why anyone should care.

Kill your self

She doesn’t want you. Move on.

~tiffany

I never have nor will I ever user lol sorry.

But if you'll all excuse me I gotta get going going to work so have a nice day everyone!

-vchan

Either she is extremely shy or she doesnt sees like you in that way
next time you cuddle, make it a bit more sensual and go in for it
If she rejects you again , move away, she doesnt think of you as sexually attractive

Catch ya later, nerd!

Sorry for keeping you up user, ha. I personally don’t think he used hundreds of children, but that’s just me. My father was a drug addict, he sold me while under the influence and thought he was being paid for me to go to a seminar on ‘women’s role in the Koran’. He believed it apparently. Papa did this again once in Italy in 2009 with a large group of young women.

~Anna~

Goodnight Vchan.

~Anna~

Time to hit the street corner biatch!

How much did he get?

~tiff

$35000

~Anna~

If I kicked you square in the vagina, would it hurt any more or less than other spots of your body?

Yes, it’s a tender area.

~Anna~

Doesnt really matter, nobody is gonna change what you think
Glad you didnt kill urself, i felt you had lived trough some shit but not this much
My tumor and depression dont seem that bad now
Thanks i guess, but im so empathetic ill probably think about you the next couple of days ...

Not bad. Did you get a cut?

Yes it is very sensitive

Suicide is always an option user

~tiffy

>Suicide is always an option user
Kek stay edgy faggot

You ever smuggle things in your vagina?

They dont call it little purse for no reason user

That’s kind of you user, thank you. I don’t like to compare issues, we all have our own problems. I really hope you get better, with everything, and I hope you find some peace with the girl-you-knew situation. Good luck with all of it. And don’t feel bad for me, I’ve made it this far and that’s something. Just take things day by day.

No.

Can’t say that I have.

~Anna~

Your dad sell you to Gaddaffi?

Yeah, he did.

~Anna~

Only sexual purse I know of is the male coin purse, what region do people call the vagina little purse?

Anna do you have discord?

No

In prison its called a hairy purse

You got duped anna id be pissed too

Hairy purse

Get aids you lowlife piece of shit

~t

I have a date with a girl this sunday. I might get laid, she Is vegan AND always post things like "eat pussy, not animals" AND some other things about oral sex. I really like to give orals but some advice from you girls can be helpfull

Why are girls so boring in a relationship? Is it because they simply stop giving a fuck after a while?

Yeah. anna_gaddafi #7760

~Anna~

Do you masturbate when doing non sexual things? I often find myself jerking off or fingering my butt when reading a book. For no sexual reason, just kinda happens.

Why he sold you and after blame you for get pregnant?

Just lick it user we love it when u kiss it too. I also love my ass being eaten, its actually my first preference

Thats a sign its time to move on

All the time lol

~tiff

I was a bit miffed that he wasted the money, could have at least used it for a college fund or something.

Put lots if attention on the clit, that’s where it’s best.

Some do unfortunately.

Sometimes in the shower, mostly because I have one of those detachable shower heads.

He thought I was going to a class on the Koran because he was high at the time.

~Anna~

Married, wife's sister divorced total shitbag, been about 2 years, messages me in the middle of the night after she realizes Im up. Little bit flirty, tells me she loves me, calls me honey. Next day i see her she says she read back and says our texts were funny, acts like it was a joke. Next night says what's up honey. I think she is just lonely and playing around somewhat for attention or do you think she wants to bang? She always jokes about her moving in with my wife and I and also calls me her second hubby. what do

Biggest thing you can fit in each hole?

Anna care to take that Hitachi for a test drive on vocaroo right now? I'd love to hear you cum.

I'm just saging your thread

Maybe he didnt think you were college material

She definitely wants it user. Next time you see her get a little flirty with your hands. Dont be a little bitch about it. A real man TAKES what he wants.

~tiffy