Best way to get rid of a body?
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Best way to get rid of a body?
Jose Perez
Cameron Cox
hide it between html tags
Benjamin Foster
SpaceX that shit into the sun. There is no better way.
Brandon Morales
looks like that picture was taken on 18/01/2019.
you must not have been in a hurry after all.
try to put a bit more effort in next time, will ya?
Juan Lopez
Just take it back to the website you stole it from
Brayden Flores
Dumping in the ocean tied with rocks in a bag , always worked for me
Colton James
Eat it.
Asher Hernandez
its all in the video
Cooper Nelson
Boil and eat the body bit by bit.Maybe serve some to the homeless in the form of hot sandwiches, but try not to get arrested for feeding the poor. Then dry the bones with quicklime so you can crush them into a powder.
Aiden Russell
have your mom tuck it into her rolls of fat, the BO will dissolve the corpse
Bentley Allen
Y'all just know that ain't the body I was gonna get rid of, found it on Google or some shit
Aiden Jones
bury it in the woods, wild hogs are going to do the rest
Parker Jones
sure kid. Post real pic and we'll reverse it too
Austin Russell
If you have the time and a house free of witnesses you could just slowly flush it piece by piece. Even blending beforehand. Bones would have to be packed in a duffle bag and brought to a remote location and buried with lime
Isaac James
Not if he erases the exif, reformats the image and uses a vpn. We aren’t magical
Kevin Hughes
being edgy doesn't make you funny
Julian Long
Who said this was supposed to be funny?
Nicholas Cook
>We aren’t magical
speak for yourself. i'm a wizard.
Ian Watson
you dun goofed. The cyberpolice can back trace anything
Jayden Flores
>We
how many days new are you? Yea Forums strips exif data and vpns are banned from posting
Carson Ross
same.
Ryan Howard
Ask the Undertaker at the next Wrestlemania. He will take care of it. Watch out for John Cena tho.
Dylan Campbell
flush it down the toilet
Christopher James
Ask bricktop. He says feed to pigs.
Noah Jackson
drive. if you're in a city you need to go as far as you damn can until you find the last city WITHOUT a walmart. then go another 4 hours north. that advice is based on my location to a logging trail.
if you have a logging close to you. keep driving.
problems:
driving that far risks getting spotted.
risks you accounting for time missing.
HWY of Tears (hwy 16) stuff
Christopher Taylor
Bleed, gut, and joint in the bathtub. Strip the stomach and intestines into the toilet and set to soak in a bucket or basin with frequent water changes until relatively clean. Meanwhile start running everything else through the biggest pressure cooker you can find. Cook everything 15-30 minutes until the meat falls off the bone; don't forget to cook the organs. Strip the meat and dump it wherever you want-- I favor restaurant dumpsters and wooded areas (it looks and smells like slightly off cooked pork). Break the bones with a cleaver or hammer into small chunks and chum into a lake, bay, or river. Alternately dry them in an oven, powder them, and scatter dust on someone's lawn or flowerbed. The whole thing shouldn't take more than twelve hours.
Cameron Bailey
Underrated
Nolan Perry
honestly burning the body has always been the best way to avoid identifying it
Michael Turner
>vpns are banned from posting
O really....?.....then how am i posting.?
Hmm.....