Does this suit account for menstruation?
Does this suit account for menstruation?
Gavin Edwards
Carson Hall
It helps prevent chafing.
Joshua Nguyen
It fuels her.
Carson Rivera
What does the suit smell like after she takes it off at the end of the game bros
Dominic Green
Why would the suit ever need to account for menstruation?
Owen Hall
Samus, the person inside the suit, is a woman. Does the blood from her vagina just leak down her legs, pooling up and drying in her shoes?
Liam Brooks
Nah, processed to provide sustenance.
Joseph Robinson
It’s the fucking future, yes it does, and fuck off with this dumb ass thread
Zachary Moore
triggered roastie
Joshua Howard
Do space birds even menstruate
Ryder Gutierrez
Who cares
Isaac Walker
>Menstruation: once a month
>shitting and pissing: daily basis
Why wouldn't the suit do that as well?
The suit must be giving her some sort of nourishment as well, as she doesn't eat while jumping around. Maybe the bodily fluids have been halted in the future.
Also imagine her talking a dump while beating a boss, or while screwattacking.
Noah Sullivan
Skilled longplays of The retro Metroid games are shorter than many of today's spacewalks, and they don't even need to pee in their diapers before they get back inside. Are you assuming those games do not take place in real time?
Michael Edwards
No, trans women don't menstruate.
Joshua Phillips
You know how in Star Trek, whenever they use the transporter, it filters out bacteria and whatnot? I always imagined that it did a number of other convenient background processes like zeroing out your bladder/colon for you, so maybe the save points and the ship in Metroid do similar shit.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
David Jackson
Let them have it, it means more trans cosplayers for you to enjoy, one way or another most likely laughing at, but I bet you look like Tron Guy
Gabriel Barnes
Imagine stepping onto a transporter with a completely loaded bladder and colon, then fllrllrplrplrrlplttt, all of a sudden you're empty. That couldn't possibly feel ok.
Nathaniel Gomez
Well if you want to take my post in a serious tone, then let's say the universe of samus is real and they act in Realtime, then every game being played would be a parallel universe with the same things happening, and in many of them samus would be shitting her pants not figuring out what she is missing to get into the next room. You could argue that she takes a turbo dump in the spaceship while refilling, but many players don't go back there often.
To further my case of the parallel universes, why would samus' story only be played out by a pro player? If your life were a game I am pretty sure it isn't a speedrunner playing it, since you are posting on Yea Forums, which is like giving up on the game.
Jack Kelly
>spoiler
Why this hostility?
Brandon Barnes
Maybe it recycles her pee and poopoo and feeds it back to her.
Jeremiah Miller
Today's astronauts usually opt to have two enemas before launching in a Soyuz, so they don't need to use its toilet for pooping before arriving at the station, even when they need do the old two-day Rendezvous. Super Metroid is not that long.
HEY OTHER TWO PEEPS GTFO THE SPHERE AND WAIT IN THE HEADLAMP WHILE I POOP AND IT'S GOING TO SMELL LIKE SHIT FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP haha
Ethan Bell
It's a triggered tranny
Nicholas Wright
Robots don't manstruate