What's the deal with beavers?

what's the deal with beavers?
why do these guys build dams?
what are they planning?

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Same thing they do every night user. Try to take over the world

What else are you going to do with your life? Just eat and walk around being a beaver? At least they're doing something

how come other similar animals don't build dams then?

Are beavers right wing, based and red pilled conservatives?
Is that why they chose to build and not steal dams?

They are top tier rats that want us dead and they are trying to cut our water supply.

This is why. Dubs don't lie

Isnt it obvious?

Theyre trying to drown you and there is only one person who can save you.

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They built them to keep out illegal aliens

they have an engineer complex

They don't have those sick Tails bro
Being conservative used to mean something before memes turned it into a big joke

they're gay

could we enslave beavers and make them build other things?

I don't want to scare you but Romania has been doing that for centuries. Have you ever actually visited Romania? Everything is built by beavers there

They really hate the sound of running water. Some guy figured this out by leaving out a tape player playing the sound of running water, and during the night the beavers covered it up with mud and sticks.

So instead of leaving the area with the running water they build a dam?

if anders saw this hed probably shoot you

Yeah, cause they aren't bitches who run from water, they stay and fight.

FUCK WATER AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Though really, part of why I like this anecdote about beavers is, it's a reminder that we shouldn't give animals human motivations. Beavers don't "build dams," because they're near-blind rats, not civil engineers. They have the instinct to cover things that sound like running water with things that are accessible to them.

What would happen if a bunch of beavers end in a coastal area?

Beavers build their dams to create a pond of deep, quiet water, where they can build their home or lodge. The dam slows down the flow of the river, so that the beavers' home does not wash away.

could we harness the beavers to build the spic wall?

Several very important reasons actually.
To raise the water level and widen the river up stream which allows them to get to new trees safely, it offers protection (a bear couldnt break into one even if it tried) and it also functions as a fridge to store food in for winter cause beavers don't hibernate.

This is a good thread, OP