Mom seems to be sexually attracted to me. Offered me massages after I said how my back and leg were feeling fucked...

Mom seems to be sexually attracted to me. Offered me massages after I said how my back and leg were feeling fucked. Massages near my cock and even “accidentally” touched my dick lightly under the boxers once at some point during the massage. She once also offered to shave my pubes because I was complaining how I couldn’t be fucked to do it but I had to because I was having a girl over that day. And she actually went through wifh it. She acted a bit weird about it although she offered to shave my pubes. She’d hold my dick with a tissue as to not touch my dick with her hand. Seemed to me like she felt guilty about it yet wanted it but couldn’t get herself to do it because society’s standards got into her head way too much. When I get out of the shower and am walking around in boxers, she’s very obviously stare and glance at my dick while we’re talking. I posted a thread about this earlier but everyone was like “ITT sick fantasies that will never happen”. I’m not here to make stories and if you are too determined to think it’s fake then okay but try to play along by giving me ideas as to how I can make this end with sex. I’m really just sharing this to see what you guys think would be a good course of action to lead this to sex. I want to add that I’d prefer she make the move not because I’m afraid but because I think in this specific situation she needs to make the move. The most I can do is give her the opportunity to.

Avoid commenting if you want to be useless by trolling or calling this fake. Try to have a serious helpful conversation for once. I understand you may be accustomed to shit posting because of this cesspool of a site that we’re in but tap out of that hypnosis at least for now, thanks.

pic not related, just some eye candy in hopes of inspiring some non-troll and genuinely helpful answers from you.

tldr; mom seems to be sexually interested in me and I’m asking you guys what you think should be done to lead it to sex.

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Nah it's okay my dad shaves my pubes all the time haha it's normal but he doesnt use a tissue

ITT: Fantasies that will never happen

Hello again, user.

Your truly,
kike

Post pics of mom. At least make it worth our time.

cool story bro

/thread

Nah. Don’t do it. Tell your mom that you’re ashamed of the sexual tension between you two, and that you’re moving out as soon as possible. Live a better life then this.

Since when did Yea Forums become anti-incest?

nice roleplaying

pics of mom or gtfo

your/her ages?

20’s/50’s

Fuck her
Take the opportunity

stop posting this


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This pasta again.

Fuck off you degenerate loser.

idk

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dinner and a bottle of wine

i dont want to make it romantic

go to fucking therapy retard

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i meant get her drunk

i see what you mean but doing it sober is key, it has to be fully intended

Imagine how much of a degenerate piece of shit you'd have to be, to actually take the time to type all this garbage out and then try to convince people it's real. Nobody wants to join in with your shitty LARP you fucking dropkick piece of shit. You should seriously consider castrating yourself

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alright, any suggestions though?

what would you rate her out of 10? just for reference. Most follow through mom-son stories are where the mother is around a 4

how is anyone on this website expected to share anything if everyone thinks everything is fake?

correct
>pic related

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Castrating yourself is a good start, fuckface.

this isn't a very effective place to get your anger out, for your sake. go punch something

she may have looked good when she was younger but now she’s your average mom. I’m sure even hot mons can be fucked. You just need to be quite charming, have a mom who’s sexually attracted her son and willing to do something about it. Also if you’re a really impressive son. Let’s say extremely successful then it may be hard for your hypothetical hot mom to resist. I don’t think it’s only about how hot she is, it’s mainly about how attracted she is to you and her willingness to do something about it.

Nigga assuming everything is fake is the only way to stay sane around here

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Post pic of your mom

because it is fake you dumbass. if youre not living in ALABAMA of course.

what makes you assume?

be a little more playful with her then, just like any other woman you want to fuck
but you gotta post about it if you ever bed her, got a kik?

Guys, if your mother ever tries to sexually abuse you, call the police immediately. You can have her thrown in the slammer.

Then ask to speak to a social worker.

if you're waiting for her to take control and fuck you, that's probably not going to happen. You got to take initiative. Tell her she looks stressed out and to lay down so you can give her a massage. Make her take off her clothes so you can get to her spots and give her a proper massage. Use oil. slowly run your fingers up her body.. her inner thighs.. give her an amazing sensual rub. lightly go over her boobs.. tease them.. see how she responds.. but don't make it look like you went out of your way to touch her boobs. just make it apart of the process.. then caress her inner thighs.. close to her vagina.. but not quite.. see how she reacts.. if she starts spreading her legs and giving you more room or thrusts into you.. it's game time.. just start rubbing her pussy.. or bump your cock up against her and direct her hand to it.. If you don't be creepy af about it, take control, make it fun, you can in fact fuck your mom. I have fucked my mom and cousin and this was one of the best ways to do it..

the dude is in his 20s and no if your mom tries to suck you off, let her

Duh, you just tell her a girl wants to suck your dick between your legs and you don't know what that means so can you please show me so I don't embarrass myself

Also pics of your mom, faggot

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Thanks Dr Phil. Now go jack off to your mom

I don’t use kik but I can make one real quick, stay tuned
once I offered her a massage after she gave me one and I got on top of her like my dick was on her ass as I was massaging her back but she was too afraid to take her pants and shirt off. It almost seemed like she was afraid to get too turned on so she backed out. Maybe I have to do it differently

There are other boards you know. One of ems literally for advice.
Also leave before it's too late

dude it kills me that youre right on the edge but cant break through

why would it be too late? and whats the board for advice, im not very knowledgeable with Yea Forums
it’s quite blue balling but im decently certain that if im a bit more grounded, determined and dominant with my moves, she could let it happen. Seems like she’s just afraid and seems like she likes it when the guy manhandles her. She seems to like provoking you so you’d get angry and manhandle her.

made a kik, username is; levintxy123

Man this gave me diamonds thinking of doing it to my own mom, though will never happen. Not OP

Post pics of mom. You can't tell me you are this into the idea and haven't taken any creepshots or nothin.

not really a creepshotter

Dude on r9k fucked his mom the other day and recorded the audio.
I think it's a dumb idea, but whatever.

>The other day.

Wasn’t that like 5 years ago?

It'll be too late once you start saying "no N as in Nigger" in real life without noticing. A telltale sign is you've started organizing your folders according to typical Yea Forums threads.
Thing is it never gets better, so leave now before it gets worse.

Also it's literally on the home page Yea Forums.org

ITT sick fantasies that will never happen.

Kek

Fake and gay. Wipe the Cheeto dust off your fingers before mommy brings another plate of tendies downstairs for you so as to not mix the flavors.

Dunno. did the one from 5 years ago have the step father grooming them?

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