REKT thread with NO gore

*inhales* NIGGERS!

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Why was the monkey so calm? Did his handlers drug him?

I'm gonna report this to PETA!

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lol, also some niggers

What we all want to know is where did that bottle at 00:05 come from?

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just rewatched it a few times. This is some x files shit.

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lol niggers

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That guy is lit!

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100% nigger

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it comes from the far right of the screen it was thrown or kicked.

Cultural diversity in Europe. Get used to it. Your children especially.

WTF he punched him so hard, his shirt changed its colour

I'm so confused by this webm I almost thought this was a YLYL thread

nice catch

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahah

Thanks that was bugging me

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These are weirdly very good cringe rekts

Oh my God this rekt me

even though he was jumped but the other monkeys he still gets up after the fight while the other nog is laying on the ground.

What did she do to piss off shlomo?

being black

My sides are rekt from this entire thread
thank you

I actually laughed at this. I am officially horrible.

You have no idea what horrible is user, this is actually funny

The driver of the car is at fault; he shouldn't be crossing over the double yellow line.

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i hope that fucking cuck died

rofl

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only thing thats worse is that his friends were niggers and watched from the side

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Okay I have to admit, rekt threads without gore are certainly harder to pull off but even it's done well, it's incredibly entertaining

if you look closely you'll see it was the jerk with his cap around the wrong way. The real mystery is how did it not break

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Think of it this way.
They get to live and experience psychological torment and are cursed with reminiscence. Those subject to our gory entertainment no longer have to deal with the existential dread that is our "life". The mortals that survive physically will show us what it is like to degrade mentally, and to show us that if we do not take control of our destinies, we will not overcome the scariest thing in existence "life", not "death".

Or I'm really fucking stoned

>that filename

WHY JUST OVER THE SIDE WITH GRENADES

OH MY GOD

Sauce?

Jews might not like niggers as much as Yea Forums threads imply. Especially in israel

Death to animal abusers.

this is why nobody likes motorcyclists. they're a bunch of fags who think rules don't apply to them.

Even nature agrees with you.

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Honeymoon is going to be great. They're going to have a lot of free time with each other.

I just don't understand why the fuck they have to be so fucking loud those attention seeking whores. And yeah, rules don't apply to them , king of the roads... fuck bikers

hey Jerome remember that time you dropped lil'homies coffin. shit was crazy

no matter what niggers will always be niggers

Lanesplitting is for retards, as are CBRs.

Youtube movie called Empire of Dust.
Chinese dude works with Africans that completely destroy everything they touch and can't understand what work, is so they actually stand around all day staring off into space like zombies.
It's hilarious and depressing.

It was pretty much banned in western countries but china DGAF.

suddenly ghost rider

I myself ride an old motorcycle "inidan" I see these punks all the time lane splitting if you are dumb enough to ride like this you get what you deserve. They give all riders a bad name even though most of us are pretty decent people and riders.

Empire of Dust. A chinese company attempts and fails to domesticate apes. This is the last scene of the movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=dA-0wqyFBIw

u mad?

sure is young in here tonight

1st world problems

nah just don't have the balls to ride a bike and a bit jelly about it

What's the point of a fight if you're going to team up on him whenever he starts to connect? Just beat him and be done with it.

Cool guy.

smarter folk know that mate

Thank you very much! I don't have much in the way of things to offer in return, so I hope you accept this offering of a stock photo of a man enjoying a fruit salad a bit too much.

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i think it fell outta the kickers jacket

Yeah man, jelly and mad...

I would let nigger fuck my ass before I become one of the biker douchecuck

lol

I like you and your response

That explaination isn't fun though.

dumb folk don't, that's why it's good that user mentioned so

This guys just walking like nothings the matter

"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

>Oh he’s passed out.
>I’ll just drop him on his face and carry him away by his head.
>That should help!

Is being paraplegic in a third world country a good thing?

nope. slow it down, look frame by frame and it's not hard to see where it came from

cause you're a faggot, not a bike rider

ohh okay, spotted douchecuck biker who is compensating with loud noises and with his fucking bike!

Fuck you , you degenerate cunt

what's the real story here? i hope these subhumans get gassed

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Opening of Anna Karenina?

she sprayed nerve gas on them, then got punished for it

I think I'm in love.

Lol yeah. Came to mind.

Where is this?

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They alive. This video from Russia.

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#stillonline.

ah forget it, my love was towards their lack of life

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that's horrible

yeah that was intentional .

rip

honest mistake, glad she survived

shock most likely

bridge destroyed on purpose? wtf, story?

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youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

What is it saying

that introspection

he's now dead inside

Did you not watch the webm?

It wasn't even that rekt

Possible neck injury, lets just yank him like a spastic.

exactly.

it's obv. covered with nerve gas?

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yes actually

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No, but is your understanding of my words rekt? Is your perception of reality now questioned?
Do you feel there is more of an answer than that of which I respond to you with?

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the way he kicks the fence afterwards holy shit

spotted the presumptuous faggot that spouts off like a butt hurt jerk. not a bike rider but I live and let live instead of carrying on like stupid little man child faggot

I LIVE FOR DUMB NIGGERS GETTING HURT

>he tries to get revenge by kicking tre fence

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need a wasted edit where it ends with him laying face down.

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ye i wanked to this a lot back in the day

Dexter-Eddy is exactly how I look, in your perceived universe
I am but a voiced out string of data on the screen of your decide, implanting the subjective reality that is the event of this knowledge and message being delivered from this Yea Forums post into your apparent solely existent mind

...

lol
faggot

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I bet you feel real smart now.
That's good, hold onto it while you can.
Adios

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ASIAN RAGE I KEEW YEW

you mean this is why YOU don't

YOU BUT ARE A POO IN A VAST LOO
GET BACK TO YOUR SHITTING STREET PAJEET.
Fucking 'loos lately I swear to god you monkey boys are everywhere and your posts reek of curry laced armpit farts.

No one is truly smart - there are only the observant and curious enough, and there are the ignorant. You are the former. Continue your path.

because they're 12 year old girls.

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You are afraid.
I am not Indian, if that's what you're implying. Or normal.
I'm neither.
I simply am, and you should accept that you are.

no. nobody likes them. I mean, other cunts, idiots and people who ride bikes like them do, but nobody worth a damn likes them.

They're all a bunch of little girly fags hungry for attention, so they ride the loudest hunk of shit they can get because LOUD MAEKS ME KOOL.

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Dumbass cracker bitch lol

so rare to see actually usually some sperg comes along and ruins it.

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Kmees fucked for life

Faggot

>honest mistake
Yeah, if you refuse to be observant and use logic...this kind of shit will happen. Still funny, ya dumb faggot.

What can the individual do though?

Go be more caring somewhere else you sjw faggot

All time favorite. It's so much better with sound though

at least you enjoy fantasizing about something

Preach brother!!! Nobody likes bikers except bikers!

Best comment of the thread, my wife asked me what I was laughing at, now we're both laughing

Have they ever thought to just try and not be black?

>weeeee!

Oh it will be here. They're programmed that way.

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Intentional or Wamen Driver?

Around Blacks Never Turn Your Back

This loops perfectly

Just niggers being niggers.

incredibly satisfying to watch.

Fuck bikers

i wrote this so she wouldn't feel bad. it can happen to anyone. even to you. we should really be careful about what we say otherwise this hate would come back to haunt us when we fuck up ourselves.

Underrated post

I'm a biker and this webm entertains me
Fuck idiots

This.
this is exactly why Yea Forums users are the way they are

Total alpha. Survived a chimp out and walked away standing tall.

The Individual.

>The Individual.

MUH FUCKING SIDES. LMAO... AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

What can the individual do.... LMFAO

>Statistically. Black Africans can't even commit to Agriculture.

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cannibalism

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STRAIGHT FROM DA TOP OF MAH DOME

Is the face blurred out? WTF am I looking at?

one less globalist

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am of confuse

if we accept non-binary-gendered people in our lives, it will be better. only then we can masturbate to rekt with a free conscience

They look even hotter all roughed up.

>she hits him
>he kicks the fence
why are they acting like children? I've seen this kind of behaviour in many of the asian relationship

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is he dead?

is masturbating to this shit considered okay? at least open some gore ffs... newfags these days

It is not just of sexual identity.

We must accept that identity itself is an abstract construct, that in order to surpass beyond "conscious life", we must first act as a multi-individual unit, so the collective higher level entity is bigger than the sum of its parts.
We must accept that other things exist with unique purposes and survival mechanisms, and just find a way to coincide in order for "existence" to persist.

To let your homie potentially whoop his opponent one on one, to if he can't then to whoop the opponent's ass anyway. Silly White people and their individualism.

Wtf is a globalist??

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Theyier white, fageg did you didnt even watch the video you fucken idiot bitch bastard
>yfw idiiot bastard bitch
Yea fucking you bitch

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okay you one-upped me, I'll give you that

People that collect globes.

honk honk

I know this is Yea Forums.. but what I say is not to upstage anybody. It is to simply crack your mind open once it has become aware of one another's awareness of the former oneself.
In other words, give it enough patience, and you can read your own mind and even control it.
This is how it feels to be mindful.
(and possibly to chew 5 gum)

when you understand that even nerve gas has a purpose, you reach a new level in life where the word individual loses its meaning altogether and culture becomes just culture, in aggregate and not like branches from a main body

I beleive you mean to type...

>What Neo-Liberal Globalism and why did Brittan create such a thing if they never intended to keep the Empire if not for the sole purpose of turning half the globe into a turn key operation?

i love chewing gums so i'm interested. chewing gums and licking feet. these give me purpose.

In short, live and let live - let the fags who drink beer off their buddies' asses live.
Let the bikers who speed in between lanes live (and possibly die after an impact), let Starbucks teenage employees with made up pronouns live.
The more creative the universe can invent to "exist", the bigger the chance of
the "existence" of "anything" being eternal and greater than eternal.

it's all nazis in the end

>why face blurred
to avoid shame I would guess

>what is happening
some tard putting like 3x as much weight as he can actually squat on, doesnt flip the safety catches when he clearly knows 'he dont got it', then gets his head trapped under the bar, face smashed into the ass sweat and fungus of 10000 hairy gym asses by what appears to be about 520lbs on a 20-30ish lbs bar.

him squatting in a smitch machine is a meme
doing 1/4th squats is a meme (he fails to even do one successful)
him using a belt is a meme (esp at his size)
those legs with that much weight is a meme

this man just spent a lot of time on /fit/ or misc and tried to do all the squat nonos at once

This nigga high as fuck talking to himself

This is the kind of nerve gas I've been hit with - the metaphysical philosophy nerve gas, where I die slowly of "existing".

youtu.be/8Q9H9BTn_dY

english isn't my first language, can you please give examples to these made-up pronouns, i'd like to research more. thank you user.

> (You) #
> #
>This nigga high as fuck talking to himself

Look up genderless pronouns, or the facebook profile of any person in the downtown Seattle area

and now he accuses himself of talking to himself

nah, they just use "they". was expecting something funnier. internet disappoint.

It flatters me that you are making these incorrect assumptions. Sadly incognito does not allow me to take screenshots and I'm too unmoved to control what you believe in terms of the validity of my messages, but only what you perceive in the end is truly existent to you. Whatever you imagine is itself an objective reality (the event that you had thoughts) that is created by a subjective perspective (your thoughts).

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>a chinese guy giving ANYONE crap about not maintaining their stuff

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do you like lick balls? u like?

Sensor neurons of both feet and the genitalia are closely mapped in the brain, hence a common fetish. Not metaphysics nor philosophy, but nonetheless an answer with verbose "intuitiveness" in the vain of my other posts. Yea Forums, I shall return another day to continue my prophecy.

most of the time these are people being wildly retarded, but this one i could actually see normal people accidentally doing

youtu.be/IzNGkwGYE4E
Watch this instead

its nice n shit that you take time to use the dictionary to phrase your things like a butterfly, but man you look retarded.

Bottle coming in with the kill steal
Bottles worse than nigs apparently

seconded.

also would have lost to this had we been in a ylyl

lmfao fucking kek you made a monkey joke about a nigger you're hilarious

Haato saajin nanbaa wan

feet make me really hard. sometimes more than motorbike accidents, even. how do you say you're hard without collapsing your gender into a binary form though?

If it makes you happy, yes.
If it confirms your existence and your "self" in this universe, hell yes.

Only with a lack of understanding leaves you with "retarded" as a last resort description.

Love how the guy not only doesnt catch him and keeps filming but actually takes a step back.

EVERYTHING is better with the sound
what is it, 2002
why the fuck every other site has sound on webm but not this shithole
2ch(dot)hk(slash)b(slash)res(slash)196728064

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That number could have been very funny, but I'll take that

I enjoy that you are actually recalling past references.
It is entertaining seeing how the human mind works from a somewhat ambiguous and omniscience-inductive perspective

the 4th guy threw or kicked it and immediately after the 3rd guy gestures with his hand at it.

It was a main story in Berlin, Germany back in 2017. And the man got jail time, and in jail some kicked his ass!!!

Splurt

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Children of Yea Forums

You have the potential to help mankind transcend evolution and become the unknown. Do not waste it, and heed this message. You will think about this Yea Forums post the second you see this, as well as many many years from now in a sudden flashback. Those of you bearing witness are forever fortunate and blessed with this encounter of the universe strange loop.

can we turn this thread into a rekt one because i'm bored and it hurts my binaries when I'm bored (did I used that word correctly?)

not long;still didn't read

I thought the chinks had high iq

I wish shoes and socks were banned and males were born without feet so I only saw female feet and lick them to greet females where males would just fuck each other because look no feet and it's all aids in the end but guess what it's not important because we defeated genders with binary machines

why u chicken

It only means you are aware of what you did not read, meaning it now exists in fragmented form. You will fill in the gaps and develop your own reality, just as valid. You are amazing and will serve as a vessel of "birth"

the moments I imagine the missing feet in this picture will add up to my life

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Fucking gook deserved worse for existing in the first place.

turkroaches

The man was Bulgarian, he got sentenced to three years in jail.

I do not know who you are and nor you if me, but you are getting it. Continue.

Fear is what drives. Fear motivates us. Now we must learn to conquer fear of fear itself.

I FUCKING LOVE FEET Yea Forums

I'd binary all over them

He exists BECAUSE he deserved it
But determinism will soon be changed and it will be in our hands.

saved

You are able to skew and bend reality for your own entertainment. Continue using this ability to distort the meaning of "why" and "how" and to further venture into higher misunderstood realities.

Flocka does what you dream of doing sad boy

girl on the left looks like a reanimated corpse

your post ends in 42

checkd

When that "OOGA BOOGA" music vomes on? Shit, the niggers gotta dance

most chinks are actually unfathomably stupid and have no compassion empathy or feeling whatsoever

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im a corpse fucker and I find this offensive

For all we know... She could be.

What does this tell you about the "message"?
Do you feel this spiritual connection to "knowing" now?

You know... I bet statistically the Chinese really aren't that high IQ as the graphs would have you believe.

Nig got emancipated from oxygen

man, gotta try this next time i hit the gym

A hundred too sick's heaven for forty-two

The Chinese have a habit of overcompensating for both penis size and sub-intelligence. I would know - I'm very close to Chinese and yet not.

Oh is that what happens when you wrap a fucking python around your neck???

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is that kate quigley? fuck i hate this unfunny cunt

Lost

Nigger white knight, hope "saving" your quaine was worth getting raped in prison faggot

Any biker that maintains a shear velocity >15mph is looking for a Darwin award.

I'm an 82 year old biker, I white line and like to drive fast when I can, but I like living and not-being-in-pain. I have not had an accident in 40 years.

reason.com/2016/02/05/wasted-white-girl-twerking-kate-quigley/
found the source

typical hasidic jew assault

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Don't think of elephants.
Now you think of elephants not being thought of.
Don't think that gif is projection.
Now you'll wonder what I mean due to how poorly I phrased that previous sentence, and now you'll repair the idea in your head and think of it.

Trip 3s.
The end is coming closer.
You must act.

Trips logged

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Yea fucking to you to pig man face theyier no white fageg

Yea Forums users

Your challenge is to change the course of the future as we know it, before post count reaches

A fucking tragedy m8

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If you do, God will reward you each with an ice cream flavor of your choice m what is it?

Then kill yourself you chink.

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You sound like a fag.

dumb cunts shouldhave died,
they are a danger to others,
imagine if they killed someone because of a fucking selfie or some shit

Based pinoy

I would but then you'd encounter another Chink and we'd be back at square one.

Still the wrong ethnicity.
It will remain a mystery, forever an ambiguity, an abstraction in your mind. Only then is the self free to wonder and wander and question itself.

Look at those white people stomping on a nigger.

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Persist.
Exist.
Penis.

Hes soo bigger that his cloths turn into a orange jumpsuit color

Start the New Crusade to drive the barbarians out of all Western countries!!!

Based and redpilled

When I grow up I want to be a feral, bestial Nigger.

7.8 on Richter Scale.

>dat scrape
yikes

fewer

What retards.

What happened? Sorry am brainlet I dont see a rekt moment

A dead Negro is a wonderful Negro. Drive the feral beasts back to sub-Saharan Africa. he filth are not fit to exist among the non-Negro populace. A failed sub-species destined for extinction. The sooner the better.

Lake was down from the last time he was there.

Do not make excuses for an inferior sub-IQ sub-species that nature will eventually have die off as superior sub-species advance humanity. The Negro is destined for extinction and rightfully so.

how unfortunate

oh snap. I used to skate skatestopper ledge all the time.

You must think I am a foreign pussy. How about I come and we have a Lethwei match.

>"destined for extinction"
>massively outbreeding all other races
Whites and Japanese are on pace for extinction, not blacks. Evolution doesn't care if you're smart or beneficial to society, only if you survivevand have offspring.

they don't help because of the laws you idiot. you are held accountable for the accident if you touch or even talk to the victim. it's stupid that's why you have many gore threads where children just get ran over casually in china

80 IQ in action. Remove the feral beasts from all civilized countries. The Negro belongs in sub-Saharan Africa.

stop trying to blend in newfag

because fuck human rights, right? let's just be assholes and act like we do not CARE. oh no, we should know better....!!11

I like how dude gathers up his intoxicants before gtfo'ing!

I'd cut her out my life for that.

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1717 Arch Street Philadelphia PA

lane splitting is legal in some states. Its stupid, and you will probably get hit, but not against the law necessarily

>"you okay bro?"

And fuck you idiots texting on your damn phone not paying attention to shit

Maybe. But it's still done exclusively by douchebags who rightly deserve their spinal injuries and death.

So you can hear us coming when you are busy texting not paying attention to anybody around you, ya selfish cunts

arranged marriages are for children

I hate the Harley bikers. They all dress the same and think they are tough as fuck

>we dont need no man, girls rule

Got him!

Large part of the outfit is required by law as protective gear. Better than all the retards riding around in flip flops. Try losing that teen angst.

crakced me up more than the whole thread

No, bikers are clearly the bigger cunts. They're faggots who sit there and rev their engines at intersections because they're little girls who crave the attention of others, and they live in a fantasy world where they think they're in The Fast & The Furious. Because acting like a bunch of spic cholos and niggers is somehow desirable to them. It's like the twats who put lights on their undercarriage. They think it looks cool "like they're flying" but they look like completley un selfaware idiots. They're loud, they're stupid, and nobody but other assholes like them.

And they're gay. SUPER gay.

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