Straight up, if you're not man enough to suck another man's cock and balls you are a fucking pussy. Can you kick a tough guy's ass? Great, but can you lick it with your balls? You are still a cuck and a complete bitch because all that tough guy has to do is whip out his bag and you'll run away like a faggot. Not me. I can slap a badass tough guy's nuts on my forehead til it leaves a red mark. I can jam a crazy straw right up your dick hole and suck the cum straight out of your balls. I can straight up whipe the half-dried shit stains off a powerlifters ass hole with my sack and hang myself with his floppy. And I will.
And don't even get me started about how gay pussy is. It's an organ that's literally purpose-built to be a cock sleeve and to extract semen from man dick. Would you lick another man's fleshlight? Fuck no. So why would you touch a girl's pussy? I'd rather tie my taffy balls in a palomar knot and slide down a huge muscle man's rock hard cock like a fireman's pole.
That's right, faggot. I'll kick your ass but I'll fuck it first.
Go to a public sauna
Sebastian Wright
Josiah Peterson
Do a 360 and walk away
Parker Taylor
Definitely would join in
Jaxon Jones
All saunas outside of Finland are ran by faggots
Nathaniel Torres
OVI KIINNI LÄMPÖ KARKAA
ei ne suomen ulkopuolella osaa käyttää kiuasta nimimerkillä kokemusta on näistä ne luuli jenkkilässä että kiuas menee rikki ku siihen heittää löylyä
Kevin Fisher
Henry Myers
This.
Christopher Ross
Go to the MacDonald's, aka the American Embassy, and get the fuck out of Finland.