Oi fags I'm drunk as shit. Ask me the most weird, controversial, down right retarded questions...

Oi fags I'm drunk as shit. Ask me the most weird, controversial, down right retarded questions. I'll do my best to answer every question.
And remember, no question is too retarded, so ask away you horny, depressed faggots

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Is the solution to black crime, more blacks?

If you could, would you chew on your own foreskin?

From what I've heard, black crime is perpitrated by blacks. So, if you make black people kill each other, you'll be left with atleast 1 black to restart the population. I say nuke everything and start from a single celled organism like the old days

I've tried many times, yet I'm not limber enough. Hopefully that answers your question

Would you breed with a woman of a lesser race?

Why did hitler attack russia in the spring?

Why did hitler prefer fucking dogs over women?

How many times have you jerked off to the tranny in Supergirl?

If sexual orientation were a choice, why would anyone choose to be straight? I mean, have you met women?

Well I've fucked a lot of maori bitches. But breeding, that's another story. I mean, if we get along and we know we belong together, I don't see the problem. I'd just raise the little fuck to be white anyway

I'm pretty sure he attacked in the winter

If you could, woyld you fuck a hot 12 year-old? Hot 11 year-old?

cause he only had 1 ball, so it was easier to fill a dog womb than a human womb. Come on cuz, common sense

I've never watched supergirl, so I guess never

He attacked in the spring and it lasted till winter.

then u hella gay

I've had sex with 12 chicks (I'm 20 btw) and experimented with 1 guy. I guess people choose to be straight because it feels right (like how a gay/les feels right sleepig with other guys/girls). You can't really decide, it's who you are

No, if it were an 18+ girl who looked like a 12 year old, then sure (one of my friends looks like she's 12, but shes really 24)
But no, I would never have sex with someone under age. I'm too pretty to go to jail

Ah, I never knew that

Do you like peanut butter on your nips?

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It's because Joey was the alpha male. Ross would never be abke to eat everyone while Joey was there. That's why Ross convinced Joey to get his own show, that way Ross could eat everyone and live a happy life in his cave

What’s the biggest thing you’ve shoved up your ass?
What’s the biggest thing you hope to shove up your ass one Day?

chandler was always a cunt cos joey and Ross were secret lovers. The whole Ross needy woman thing was just a front for their dirty gay sex games.

WHATS YOUR TAKE ON THE ROSS SITUATION YOU DRUNK FUCK

I'm sorry user, I'll try my best to appease you. But I don't promise anything, you absolute waste of a human genome

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS YOU RANCID WHORE

I love peranut butter on my nips. Especially when my dog licks it all off. I only wish he didn't do it while I fucked my sister. my sister loves peanut butter nips

probably the wooden bar that hold my toilet paper. Though I would absolutely love a 16" futa cock to penetrate my little boy pussy.
I guess you can only dream

I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry mate

Billy Eilish started Andy Sixx Log of shit Meme?
"She" fucks Nigger and is a trap?
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx asshole?

I'm trying my best you cum dumpster

If im in the middle of no where (in the woods) downloading cp will the police go out of their way to arrest me

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he looks like a 2005 "depressed" cuck. So no, I only suck shit logs out of them most alpha of chads

try harder you horrible cunt

Finally a decent answer. Now post picture of sister so I can jerk off and go to bed you drunk fuck

Answer you fucking retard

If you're using a VPN, then I'd say no. I've accidently come across CP and nothing happend. So you might be fine, though I'd say please stop watching/looking at CP. Pedos never have a tight asshole when they leave prison

I don;t have a sister so I can't help you there. Sorry dude

yes

Oi you fucking cumgargling waste of human flesh. Do you know hard it is to type piss drunk

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You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot.

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Are you the asshole who keeps making all these shitty spam discord posts?

If you're asking me (OP), no. They were fucking me off

Well can you do something about them please

From what I can see their gone. Theirs nothing I can do if you can still see them

how do i shapeshift?

1) take mushrooms/LSD
2) go with it

no need to be snarky you little drunk shitstain

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Are you spelling retarded?