Happy lonely birthday to me

I am thankful. But also, I wish I was in a better situation. I don't know if I can count on myself to make my own life better. And that thought is depressing.

Boo hoo, wish me a happy birthday cause In scared to live life and stay inside and browse Yea Forums and watch hentai all day boo hoo life is so unfair, stfu and quit being a faggot coward

Lift with your knees faggot

Thanks guys. Even a small acknowledgement already made the thread worth it.

happy birthday user. you avoided suicide another year! congratz!!!

Happy birthday user

Fantastic. Go on then, let the world not embrace you. Become a massive self serving weirdo furry videogame masturbation obsessed lowlife faggot, so you can contribute to the footnote of self-obsessed useless niggerkin who lead mankind to it's darkage. Consume a lifetime supply of all, never reproduce, enjoy yourself on the backs of all of history's productive humans to do diddly shit. Don't contribute or even break even. Go explore yourself and buy a camera

Go running every other day.
Drink water and juice, eat chicken and salad and vegetable soup.
Congrats, you look great and have friends now

I'm 39 and haven't had anyone give a shit about my birthday for about 15 years, or since my mom died. I have 3 sisters and none of them care. My dad doesn't care. My friends are more like "good time buddies" and don't know or care when my birthday is. My boss gave me the day off this year but didn't say "happy birthday" or even mention it and that's probably the closest I'll ever get to someone giving a fuck about my birthday.

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Happy Birthday user!

Jesus Christ stfu and go do something. Lazy useless shitbag.
>why doesn’t life work like I imagine it in my head and on the internet!

Go get a job. Go talk to people. Nothing about it is hard. Just takes you doing it.

Sad to hear.

At least some of us care. Have a good day m8!

lul I dont give a fuck about my own birthday, they're pointless in celebrating

Try being be, I am trying to think of what to do here. I am walking proof of a cure for something 60 million Americans suffer from, basically a Trillion dollar industry world wide. If I say anything I can cure most likely 10-50% of that population world wide, but I will destroy an treatment industry because of a cure. They will come to silence me asap most likely. Welcome to seeing the world, but the tail offer was worth it.

>try being me

nyet
neat

feen?

"Trillion dollar industry"
Of keeping lowlife niggers with shitty

What cure is that? Being a faggot?

Sounds like the perfect year to change your life.

You didn't even go upstairs and talk to your mom?

Imagine being such a pathetic little retarded bitch you need someone to acknowledge your existence by these meaningless words "Happy Birthday" that are just part of typical propaganda that the moronic general public as been convinced to mean a day where you have to buy a gift for someone coming out of a filthy whores vagina

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I know the cure for asthma and allergies. Not treatment, cure. Done once and gone. Found by pure accident a few months ago. I asked /biz/ about what to do and they straight up slid my thread right off the catalog in an hour, nothing "falls off" in 6 hours. I know what has to be followed to cure it. May not be 100% of the people, but 10% is still a fuck ton of people.

Hey guys cheer up please.

>didn't get a single gift.

WHo the fuck gets presents for their birthday?
>didn't talk to a single person.
And whos fault is that you victim?

Walking around being the victim as hard as you can so some music teacher might discover you and pity you as hard as you want it :(

So petty.

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You'll be fine as long as you don't have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

lul Then go to a journalist and to the news expose yourself to the public and once you're exposed in the media you will gain immunity to mostly anyone fucking with you and if anything does happen to you or you get threatened you expose them, even if you die... you will die a hero... and thats better then dying of old age or robbed by some nigg

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What is it you LARPing faggot

Happy birthday

Happy birthday user.

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You mean that uranium de.. Thing is went into a hospital for something else that only would have been going on for past year or 2 at best. Otherwise I would have been dead long ago. My Asthma and allergies are from my childhood and was living with them since. Gone. Gone in 1 week. I dont wheeze, I dont have issues outside, I havent had to turn on my air filter since I got back. No redness of eyes in the morning if my windows are open all night. Even with high tree pollen counts.

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You never watch Fight Club? Fuck with the system

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If you need a friend then get a dog.

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Happy birthday, go get a 6-pack of chicken tendies and let out a satisfying ree in the parking lot.

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A dog wouldn't be able to stand the smell

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Tits or gtfo

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user, you are faced with a dilemma. Either acknowledge you're in a rut, and make changes to your life, or don't. I know that every successful person tells you that you have to make changes in order to be happy, and thing is, they're right. Even small steps, like going out for a walk at night, or taking a bus around it's route for one go, just to get yourself outside. It's going to be weird, uncomfortable, but you gotta get yourself to somewhere you can be happy. C'mon. You got this.

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I am telling this now with OP's thread to let him know, there is hope out there. It is getting worked on, though sometimes by accident. Just think, soon a parent can bring their struggling kid in and then they can breath normal, eat everything and have an open future again. Not sure on peanut and milk allergies as I dont have those.

She's lost some weight.

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another year closer to dust

Happy shared birthday OP, Here's hoping our shitty birthdays get better.

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Stop jerking off. Stop looking at porn and you'll start getting bored. Go outside.

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I live alone in a section 8 apartment.
And no one even called or texted.

I'm not allowed dogs where I live. But even if I could, I don't have the means to take care of a dog. I could barely feed it. And the first medical emergency would be impossible.

Dont worry cats are better, but get females. Less chance of a vet bill being huge.. $6000 later.. trust me I know.

I haven't given up. I'm just bad at life. I'll work toward a better life this year.

Happy Burstday, user. I'd give you an autstically awkward fist bump if I could.

I don't even get the urge to jerk off much anymore. I'm down to like once every three days. And even then, I'm far more efficient about it. Maybe an hour or two of porn, max.

>I live alone in a section 8 apartment.
how poor do u have to be to get that?

This is considered fine dining.

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I made you a happy birthday
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Pretty poor, but not as poor as you might think. They adjust your rent based on how much you make. When I applied, they wouldn't accept anyone who doesn't have a source of income. At the time I was working fast food for minimum wage, and that was good enough for them.

The waiting list is long, so you should apply as soon as possible, because you might not hear back from them for months. Plus, they prioritize single mothers and children. So if you're a single able bodied dude, then you're last on their list.

So basically, you should just call or go on the website, and check if you qualify, which if you're asking about it, then you probably do.

thanks brah

It's almost as if you made a series of decisions to be this way and now relish in the misery you cause.

Thanks! If I stuff cotton in my ears, I can just barely pretend this is a woman's voice and jerk off. I was scared this was going to be a screamer or something.

>acting like he just commited a crime or was acting like an asshole
>implying he doesnt have social anxiety or some other disorder
shut the fuck up, faggot

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Hey op today is my bday as well. I've had too many to care about them anymore.

Happy birthday OP

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This makes me sad

user, you're never too old to appreciate your own existence. Maybe you don't subscribe to the celebration of a birthday per se. But I hope you at least know you're worthy of life.

Happy birthday man.. chin up b/ro

I understand I should appreciate it more. The evil forces/people/circumstances in the world just seem to diminish so much.

He's doing pretty good. He can afford cheese.
OP here btw. I literally made a burrito earlier today, filled with nothing but refried beans. All because I didn't want to spend money on cheese or meat. Just a big tortilla and beans, with some chili seasoning and onion powder. Tasted like ass. Followed it with a multivitamin.

Where do you live? We have grocery outlets here that have the best deals on cheese.

happy birthday my dude

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Happy b day op. I personally hate my b-days. It's always a bad luck day for me

kek

You are welcome
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You don't understand. I'm down to a point where I'm counting how many dollars I can spend per day. Have you ever looked at a dollar and thought "Well I'll need to go straight from shit to shower for a few days, but at least I can get that 5 pack of ramen."

Happy Birthday and enjoy the tits

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No, I always hustled more money, whether it was ebay, finding things I could resell, working over time, starting a side business.

Our fates are more in our control than we like to admit.

Happy birthday friend. Ill have a shot for you. Cheers

Hey, now my dick is having a happy birthday too. Even though it technically passed 41 minutes ago.

Same. Happy bday, user

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You're not wrong. But if I had a hustlers uh... hustle, then I wouldn't be a NEET begging for sympathy cheers.

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Tits for tats.

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All you have to do is try, unless you're content with being miserable. If it makes you feel any better I've felt like shit my whole life for the most part, despite making much more money these days.

Happy birthday my guy, have a great one.

Things might change, who knows?
Guess you gotta stay around to find out

If you don't like it, change it.

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They need to pick themselves up by their sandal straps and go to college.

But I already have. This thread already made this birthday better than the last.

what did you do differently?

Question?

When was the last time you went you and bought someone else a birthday present?

Thought so. Greedy piece of shit.

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Last year was the same, except I only *thought* about making a thread. This year I actually did it.
I'm trying to increase the amount of social interaction I get, even in small ways like this.

You're right, I almost never buy anyone gifts. But I did make someone special a gift last year, and I'm preparing to make them something again this year.

It wasn't a dildo made out of a cucumber was it?

No, but my dick is often compared to a cucumber, so I can understand the confusion.