You're offered $1 billion if you eat 1 lb of this dead guys body. Do you accept and, if so, what part of it do you eat?

You're offered $1 billion if you eat 1 lb of this dead guys body. Do you accept and, if so, what part of it do you eat?

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Liver....because I really like liver

Yeah, his thigh because ittl have the most muscle and will be easier to chew. Ive done resaerch on eating other humans. Yeah..... research....

Is it disease free? How fresh is the meat? Can it be cooked first?

Chef here: I would choose a different muscle group. The thigh is gonna have to be slow cooked to be tender enough to be enjoyable. The butt usually has a good amount of fat to meat (it does on pork at least)...and makes really good sausage.

Research... Explain?

Look up cannibalism in modern day China. Or even this shit.

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Yes. The ween.

you gotta admit cannabilism is pretty metal

Metal or not, I'd eat people if it meant staying alive.

Everyone would

Fuck yes, and I’ll eat some adipose tissue. The visceral adipose tissue, cause I’m not a pussy.

Not really. There has been a lot of times in history were people staved to death because it was not cool to eat a person. Last account I can think of on the top of my head is that plane that went down in the mountains like 20 years ago. Half the group died of starvation while the rest of the group ate the dead fucks.

Shit that's very interesting this man killed the weak in an offer of them food to keep morale up... That's serious dedication not only the man who cut off his finger as fucking proof he was just there

Penis, asshole, toenails, testes, armpits, teeth.

Calves. Literally chicken breasts.

Calves. Depends on how long he's been dead tho

Guy also gave up his own kids to the cause too. Women and children first, old fucks later. In the end he still lost the fight too. From what I read in other things, he killed the women and children first for mercy.

What difference does it make?

shoulder so i could make carnitas

Like... the leg probably?

When i was in college i did a project for my psychology class about canibalism. I went down a deep rabbithole. It turns out thigh and butt are the most tender parts of a human being. They have muscle, which is what we consider meat.
One guy already mentioned the fact that butt would be easeir to cook, but it tastes significantly more gamey then thigh. Thigh takes longer to cook and is much milder and less tough at the end.
Now, uhhh... alright ill admit it. I went to africa in 2006 to help a charity bring clothes and other materials to communities that are suffering in the congo. Yup. We didnt walk through the forest or any of that bullshit. We got in a helicopter landed and dropped medicene and stuff off.
One time i dropped down and they gave me something that looked like a kabob.
I started eating it.
It was fucking delicious.
It wasnt until we got in the helicopter that the pilot thanked us for not treating that community like animal.
They were cannables. They ate the flesh of warring communities as a ritual to thank their gods.
Human is one of the most decious and jucy meats. Too bad its fucking human.
Volenteering made me a better person, but holy fuck. I still taste that shit and i feel sick to my stomach.

I get a million AND half a kilo of meat? Sign me up, id like the thigh please as it is mostly muscle

Id slice it up and make a bunch of grilled steak out of it