This man spreads his luscious cheeks as he squats over your mouth. A steaming, creaming froth of shit exits his exhaust and takes leap of faith towards your mouth. The creamy and dreamy froth of fecal matter creates a plaque-like substance across your incisors. The sheer momentum of this log forces it past your mouth and down your throat. Your throat is officially clogged. Wwyd?
This man spreads his luscious cheeks as he squats over your mouth. A steaming...
Colton Wilson
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Asher Hall
Grow up kid
Nathan Hall
>when the youtube faggot tries desperately to get your attention by posting all day long
go get medical help, faggot.
Noah Sanchez
Tyler Harris
Gavin Ross
>implying you wouldn't accept the clogged fate
Bentley Anderson
>actually thinking that achieving mod approval means anything outside this shithole or that your faggy meme attempts have achieved any significance.
keep deluding yourself youfaggot, it makes it easier to make fun of your mental illness
Aiden Thomas
Has she responded to Andy's deformation law suit yet
Austin Rodriguez
Or maybe you could just grow up?
Elijah Adams
>Has she responded to Andy's deformation law suit yet
still desperately trying to revive the failed HOAX
John Ward
maybe you could stop being such a gay youtube loser
Sebastian White
What I like is when he drinks a lot of milk or eats enough cheese or whatever for his lactose intolerance to kick in.
Then he cuts a vicious (and viscous!) fart that thunders into my gullet, preceding chunks of shart, followed by frothy rivulets of poopy that smell like the bowels of Satan himself.
Aaron Hernandez
Classic case of logless denial. The sooner you are clogged down to your colon the better
Grayson Smith
classic case of youtube faggotry. when the shut-in thinks his wasted hours mean something
Parker Parker
You keep mentioning this thing about YouTube, I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. I'm just spreading the word about his stinkers?
Joshua Gutierrez
>posts youtube link, shilling his pathetic trash
>plays stupid, actually is stupid
take your meds, faggot
Nathaniel Cooper
Also this proves literally nothing. I've seen multiple articles from very valid news sources. Billy is screwed
Lincoln Lopez
proof?
Asher Rivera
>[citation needed]
Jonathan Parker
Billie*
Quote my YouTube link? Just get clogged and grow up a little
Elijah Long
post proof if you have it. every time you logfags claim this lie, all you have are terrible shoops. even if that picture that humiliates you is bad, it doesn't need to be real, it gives you instructions on how to prove it to yoruself,
and that's all that is needed to prove you're full of lies.
Ayden Myers
BILLIE ELISH HOAX INFO
--------------------------
on Saturday, May 18, one of the main logposters (the bedridden britfag)
STARTED A HOAX
claiming andy was suing billie
POSTING FAKE SCREENSHOTS
(if real, he'd include a link)
EX1: Altpress article
he grabs an actual article and changes the text. when you google "andy black arrives", you see the real article, NO LAWSUIT.
EX2: Popoholic article
after his earlier humiliation, the logfag decides to find a website that does not mention her... so you can't Google her. This time his mistake is leaving the DATE (5/17/2019). If you search Popoholic by date
popoholic.com
you will see NO ARTICLE EXISTS
==========================
ENTERTAIN YOURSELF WITH LOGPOSTER'S DENIALS
--------------------------
this faggot will deny everything, and accuse you of inventing stuff. When confronted with links proving him wrong, his favorite denial was:
>that's a fake link, doesn't work
when video proof was given, he claimed the image disappeared
when lawfags explained that IF A LAWSUIT WAS FILED, IT WOULD BE SEARCHABLE PUBLICLY
>it was filed 10 minutes ago, and it takes 10 days to show up, that's why it's not visible to you, but I can see it, trust me guise!!!
when asked for how he has access to this,
>i have the paper in my hands, trust me guise!!!
=========================
IT'S A HOAX
THERE IS NO LAWSUIT BETWEEN ELISH AND BIERSACK
THE LOGFAG IS TRYING TO STEP UP HIS DESPERATE MEME EFFORTS
HE THINKS HE SUCCEEDED AT MAKING ANDY A MEME,
NOW HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU THINK ELISH IS ANOTHER MEME.
HE WILL KEEP TRYING
>and will sockpuppet
>and LIE
>and is DESPERATE
if you call him out, he will insult you
and desperately deny
=========================
IT'S A HOAX
THERE IS NO LAWSUIT
ASK FOR PROOF, HE ONLY GIVES FAKE SCREENSHOTS
THERE ARE NO VERIFIABLE LINKS
==========
JUST TELL THE LOGFAG
"TAKE YOUR MEDS"
NOBODY'S FALLING FOR YOUR HOAX
"TAKE YOUR MEDS"
Josiah Parker
thanks user!
Aaron Thomas
these artards are desperate
Christopher Sanders
Lmaoooo
>being this logless
It was posted on reuters you twat
Daniel Martin
>It was posted on reuters you twat
no it wasn't you pathetic LIAR. if it was, you'd post a link.
as the guy you're so mad at said:
>THERE ARE NO VERIFIABLE LINKS
it's funny how desperately you try to evade this simple fact, like the faggot you are
Aaron Morales
Oh, grow up. Do you not know how to input search terms into a search engines?
Kevin Nelson
yes, and i proved you are full of LIES
>inb4 "fake"
Connor Kelly
lel
Jaxon Hughes
>when your lies are exposed
Dylan Rogers
Filter the results so it shows the last month? Further evidence you can't use a search engine properly.
Ok bud, whatever helps you sleep.
Matthew Jackson
This guy acts like his stop-motion photoshopping bullshit is anything but satire, at best.
Gabriel Hill
>being this ignorant in set theory
you're too stupid to realize the set that encompasses a smaller set will always carry the results of the smaller set, faggot. since we saw all possible results of the largest set, and proved nothing was in it, the subset will NEVER produce more results,
gb2school retard.
Jack Fisher
prove it wrong by providing a link, none of you pathetic hoax fails have done that even once
>inb4: but x excuse
>inb4: you can do it
yeah, no link, just as expected of your FAIL HOAX
Camden White
>implying search engines order results by time
Nathaniel Powell
>doubling down on his ignorance of set theory
ROFLMAO
Cameron White
Maybe one day you will grow up? Take a poopsie and maybe it'll help, turns out billie did
Parker Hall
Been dreaming of that (443) 304-7271
Juan Parker
>when you've been humiliated, try the only defense left to a logposter
>"grow up!!!! that'll teach you to mess with me!!!!!!"
and still no proof to your pathetic claims, but plenty of excuses!
Juan Jones
Yea Forums's gonna need a bigger throt
Austin Wilson
what's going on in this th-
Adam Murphy
It's okay just a billie fan girl can't face the fact it's over
John Jackson
Ethan Clark
so hot
Charles Foster
still shilling this much
Mason Harris
I'd like him to clog my throat.
Lincoln Taylor
BILLIE ELISH HOAX INFO
--------------------------
on Saturday, May 18, one of the main logposters (the bedridden britfag)
STARTED A HOAX
claiming andy was suing billie
POSTING FAKE SCREENSHOTS
(if real, he'd include a link)
EX1: Altpress article
he grabs an actual article and changes the text. when you google "andy black arrives", you see the real article, NO LAWSUIT.
EX2: Popoholic article
after his earlier humiliation, the logfag decides to find a website that does not mention her... so you can't Google her. This time his mistake is leaving the DATE (5/17/2019). If you search Popoholic by date
popoholic.com
you will see NO ARTICLE EXISTS
==========================
ENTERTAIN YOURSELF WITH LOGPOSTER'S DENIALS
--------------------------
this faggot will deny everything, and accuse you of inventing stuff. When confronted with links proving him wrong, his favorite denial was:
>that's a fake link, doesn't work
when video proof was given, he claimed the image disappeared
when lawfags explained that IF A LAWSUIT WAS FILED, IT WOULD BE SEARCHABLE PUBLICLY
>it was filed 10 minutes ago, and it takes 10 days to show up, that's why it's not visible to you, but I can see it, trust me guise!!!
when asked for how he has access to this,
>i have the paper in my hands, trust me guise!!!
=========================
IT'S A HOAX
THERE IS NO LAWSUIT BETWEEN ELISH AND BIERSACK
THE LOGFAG IS TRYING TO STEP UP HIS DESPERATE MEME EFFORTS
HE THINKS HE SUCCEEDED AT MAKING ANDY A MEME,
NOW HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU THINK ELISH IS ANOTHER MEME.
HE WILL KEEP TRYING
>and will sockpuppet
>and LIE
>and is DESPERATE
if you call him out, he will insult you
and desperately deny
=========================
IT'S A HOAX
THERE IS NO LAWSUIT
ASK FOR PROOF, HE ONLY GIVES FAKE SCREENSHOTS
THERE ARE NO VERIFIABLE LINKS
==========
JUST TELL THE LOGFAG
"TAKE YOUR MEDS"
NOBODY'S FALLING FOR YOUR HOAX
"TAKE YOUR MEDS"
Jordan Lopez
Levi Collins
>CREAMY
Luis Carter
shilling
Caleb Scott
Isaac Price
Not only would I, I would so fucking hard that my neck would be constipated with his shit for a week.
It goes something like this.
Andy grins and slidds his studded faggot skinny jeans down enough to reveal his ass and maybe 1/8th of his black veil ballsack. I part his ass cheeks and press my nose against his anus.
>sniff sniff
And now the feeding begins. His anus instantly dilates to about 5-inches agape and starts rapid-firing mud rockets done my fucking throat. Thump thump thump, my gullet fills with his creamy shit as the steam completely obscures my vision. Andy is reduced to a ghostly figure in the thick, humid clouds of rectum-breath. It is like a dream. My neck bulges and ripples as my esophagus and stomach are packed full of the creamiest shit ever to be shat. The word "supreme" enters my thoughts as a particularly corn-studded, monolithic turd skid marks my uvula on it's journey inward. It's as though a thousand lumps of fecal matter are playing bumper cars in my scat-trap. Just as I am delighted and terrified to notice that my throat may literally rupture, a loud and prolonged fart blows my hair back; this signals that the meal is through. I hardly manage to choke down the last loaf as Andy digs in to his fifth Chipotle bowl today. I wipe the stray flecks of scat out of my eyes before collapsing in euphoric cloggedness and say a prayer.
Josiah Anderson
Andy Sixx's shit is the most delicious, warm, creamy, steamy log roll in existence, there is no debate about that; however, us at the Black Veil
Brides Army wondered why his log of shit is so delectable. Out of our own curiosity, we sat down with Andy Sixx and asked him what he does to make his shit so desirable.
"Well I start my days off with Chipotle. Luckily for me, I have a Chipotle down the street from where I live, but when I go on tour, I settle for Taco Bell," began Sixx with his sexiness stirring up my hormones inside of me (we might have to cut this interview short). "From there, I add whatever. I try to stick with Curry but sometimes that's just not an option because not everybody likes Indian food. I also try to include some salsa made from ghost peppers, then I top it all off with some clams, scallops, broccoli, baked beans and chocolate milk. Then I wait. Today in particular I had corn so my shit is extra chunky today."
Isaac Robinson
Log posters can't lie. They are bound by an oath.
Tyler Price
you faggots are literally the most pathological liars on the planet kek!
Adam Price
That's so hot
Aaron Wood
Leo Ramirez
Jaxon Nelson
Zachary Lee
Logan Brown
Samuel Wright
David Watson
Stench
Jace Jackson
Luis Kelly
Creamy...