Yea Forums i need help ive done goofed big time Ive been fucking my neighbors wife while he's at work for close to 4 months. Hot 34 year old woman who knows how to keep herself looking good, great tits and an ass you just want to press your face into. Well i just went around for a "visit" and while we were laying on the bed having a cigarette she dropped a bombshell on me. Shes pregnant. Problem is her and the husband are both Pacific islanders, so brown while im a pasty white guy. She also told off the bat she would never have an abortion. Now im scared shitless because i go over for drinks in the weekend and he has told me how he hates the way she looks at me, and he's been suspicious for some time now. So now in 7 months shes gonna pop out a pasty lil white baby and he will know exactly who it belongs to. He has a temper at the best of times and he is probably twice my size and he will probably try to kill me when he finds out, him and all his endless cousins. So ive essentially fucked myself. So Yea Forums whats a nice country to run away too?
Sorry if this is kind of incoherent im literally shitting bricks right now and can barely think straight
Sorry OP, but I think your fucking the husband there, not the wife. You might be gay. I like that he has 2 eye colors. Still gay though.
Jason Turner
Well i certainly am fucking the husband just not in thecway you're thinking
Jordan Turner
Please post the conclusion to this story when the baby comes. I'll be waiting. This be good
Owen Cox
Well ill either be somewhere with no internet or 6 feet under so no promises
Connor Murphy
lol bro, take responsibility. you gonna be a father LOL. tragic, hope you survive. you never know though, the child could be lightskinned and brown still, may not be white. just lighter skinned. could get away with it. also, the husband still could have impregnated her. you may not even be the father. but you made your bed, now sleep in it.
Ryder Campbell
have her "taken care of" OP
Evan Gomez
Speaking of pacific islands Vanuatu's hooked up to wifi, is a tax haven, has a 95% english speaking population, is relatively cheap and has no extradition treaty so no child support payments or legal trouble for you
Cameron Murphy
If it was just the baby i wouldnt be worried id be excited, but its definitely mine she told me he hasnt touched her since before i got in there. If he is brown enough i might be okay but if not....
Joshua Edwards
Im a kiwi she we practically own Vanuatu, so probably wouldnt work. Maybe I'm just raft to Guam. Might be the first kiwi to raft into the States
Ayden Bell
Oh you're fucked, big time, best thing you can do is stay strapped and raise the kid, on the bright side you can nut in her without hesitation
Charles Wood
Move away. Change your name. Or get murdered your choice.
Jordan Garcia
post her nudes goddamit
Eli Gonzalez
your fucked lol
Michael Ward
Join the navy
Nicholas Richardson
Nutting in her without hesitation is what got me into this mess Thats actually a good idea never thought of that
Jackson Roberts
Maybe don't fuck married women next time? Homewrecker
Caleb Ramirez
I recognize that i deserve whats coming but you try turning away an island princess flirting with you everyday and leading you on, a man can only resist for so long
>Pacific islanders Good choice. White skin is highly praised by these cultures so even if the kid is white her husband will claim it as his and treat it better than a kid he spawned. Don't worry about it Yea Forumsro.
Cooper Gutierrez
Either this or the French Foreign Legion.
Just tell them you screwed big time and the cartel wants to kill you so you need a new life.
They have an obscession with second chances.
David Allen
Oh shit, I forgot this shit existed.
Better worth a shot than getting killed I guess.
Jack Nguyen
I’m just going to give you the realest solution. Move
The fuck it’s not. If you’re renting, pay an early movers fee and gtfo before it’s born. What the fuck is she even doing? Fucking brown bitch just chilling relying on the white man to fix her fuck ups.
Nigga, you gonna die. Right before it happens, as you see it coming... remember, you made it happen. Faggot.
Connor Peterson
>nYarMgR
Just a discord for everyone over 6'0
Noah Reed
7 months is plenty of time to move your white ass out of there. I was in a similar situation banging some dudes 5’1” white wife at work. This dude is some 6’4” 250 lb nigga (was not expecting that) and got the fuck out when he found out. Job be damned
You guys are lookin at this all the wrong way. Maybe she'll dump her loser husband for you. Now you have some hot older woman.
Luis Garcia
eww you fucked a nigger lover
Luis Brown
Pacific Islanders can be somewhat light skinned and have fairly Caucasian features, especially as infants. Also mixed race kids can sometimes be effectively "browned out" or very close to it. That will almost certainly happen when they get old enough to stay in the sun. I think there is a real chance you get away with it. Probably should stop having an affair though, if he accepts it as his own leave that family unit intact and unthreatened any further.
James Myers
Take your chances, dude. He invites you over for drinks? Fet his shit faced and have his wife do some sexy shit for him the same night, then she can say it's his. Brown skin is dominant and since they're both Asian niggers the kid will look like one, too, so they can both just think they're becoming more "Americanized" and then he can invite you over to show you his new son and you can watch your son grow up from over the fence.
Xavier Young
Buy a weapon to protect yourself. If that's not an option get in shape and learn to fight. You've got seven months so i'd say plenty of time to prepare.
Alexander Turner
Forgot to mention she has 2 kids already Starting to think you guys are making some sense, probably will.just be a fairer skinned islander, im going to tell her that its his and he fucked her while blind drunk one night. The shock is somewhat subsiding after thinking it through. And on thr bright side i can still fuck her for 7 months and enjoy that pregnant nymph pussy for some time longer
Lucas White
Dude you dont understand Islanders in Nz, you dont just fuck with one of them. You slight one of them and you have the entire family after you, and islander families are HUGE, he alone has 30+ cousins, 9 siblings and they all have 6 or more kids each. They fucking breed like rata
Isaiah Rodriguez
if they couldn't come after you do you think they'd menace you in another way? like vandalize your property or some shit? And why do you assume the husband will immediately find out it's you?
Robert Wood
Didn’t know til he showed up to work one day pussy felt the same so in my experience pussy can stretch back even after Tyrone’s had his way
Eli Morris
Change your name and move as far north as you can then hope for the best.
Aiden Lee
Wouldnt put it past them, one of his cousins had a daughter who was dating a kid in high school the father didnt approve of, they threatened the kid to break up with her after he refused a pack of them went to his house made heaps of noise outside and slashed his tires, then he got the message. And he would know its me because i drink with them occasionally and he see the way his wife looks and me, and how i look at her, and as i say he has made his suspicions clear. Trouble is my dick was doing all the thinking and i kept fucking her
