Greentext/rekt thread

Greentext/rekt thread

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>herd you were talking shit

Yeet

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>revenge of the
>fallen
>Transformers

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wait....WHAT

>Oi vey

Wait, wtf?

Was he holding that in his mouth, or he just puked?

they arent called asidic jews without a reason

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You can hardly see it, but he is from a different species that use the salivary glands to produce and squirt large amounts of acid like fluid.
When you bring up facts, there is a great chance to experience that defense mechanism.
It also destroys nations

Sounds like we should all work together and get rid of this dangerous beast

>yeet
back to twitch and fageddit nigger.

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what am i lookin at

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>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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mouth and nose

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Bunch of dogs fighting a moose

dems trying to take down trump

Very funny haha much laugh

What the actual shit is going on here?

....they're evolving. Soon we shall be the hunted

Hahah so funny!
He probably creampied your sister a few times before dumping her

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