So I just went to a friend from high school's house to watch The Princess Bride and ended up getting head...

Nudes

beta remark

Bitch sent him a customer satisfaction survey.

Let me blow a load on your tits

I want a blumpkin

Ask for pussy pics doode

peg me senpai

Chicken dinner

Send her the first dickpic you find on Yea Forums

Send me some tits so I can spaghetti to them later

she ugly?

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Stick a finger in my ass next time

this too

also

just because i want to put you in a Bad position
if i get dubs or higher, [propose] to her

rerolling for proposal

All back to back. No need for a response

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based

yikes

ttime to make a bad decision, op

trips of truth

She sounds like a perfect submissive slut. Don't take her for granted, they're as common as you think and they get snatched up quickly

That was a fun get bread while it lasted

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I left for 2 seconds to send this and come back to a proposal

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Are you down for anal?

lets go gayboy

"ok I had fun let's go again soon"

when you need to know how to smoke weed come on back

We need this

Lol

Marry me?

i was wondering if we could do the same thing as last time, but i want us both to watch sissy hypnosis during

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Kek

Sorry for imperfect wording but I tried my best

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>let
Next time say "I'm going to" instead

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Kek

lol is this some fat 16 year old OP?

Fucking pedo

peg me next time, you dirty bitch
send a photo of your ass to her

>too young

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You had me for a second faggot

I get the feeling she's a fattie as well.

you're a sweet girl
can't wait for us to do more stuff together

Wow today op delivered

You know it is.

fake and gay

send me a pic of your tits

wasted

haha include me in the screenshot kek

He's texting himself

you beta fuckass
why didn't you include senpai?

Are you ok with me pissing on you after I cum?

transvestite trips!

asshole lets go

Wow op you own 2 phones! Very cool

Ask her how much she weighs

discord gg /KjKZgd3

No it's all real and supercool

Okay here me out, there’s a particular species of ant that thrives in arid desert environments and I believe is native to Western Australia. Its thorax is a light green color, in stark contrast to the rest of the body which is more tan colored. Best part is, if you lick their butt holes it kind of tastes like lemon lime. A delicacy of the highest order.

I want you to order me 5,000 of these. I want you to raise them like you would your own children and earn their trust. Once they have reached maturity and the colony is thriving I need you to carefully write down your observations in my Harriet the spy journal with detailed drawings and accounts of their lives. Once I feel you have bonded with the ants, truly bonded and tasted every last ones delicious booty citrus, I need you to kill them all.

Then maybe we can try anal or something.

you have to send this now op

Ask her for a picture

betamax

also I am dangerously cheesy

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get a pic of her titties or this shits as real as jesus

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Let’s see this bitch, OP.
Curious.

Nice. Would read again

Rolling for this

trips

bitchin

also you have to send her this.
It's dubs.

send a picture with face and tits

let me see your face and tits

I'll agree. Beta.

Tell her what she's doing wrong. Even if she isn't doing anything wrong make some shit up. Keep her working for it, because as soon as she stops working for it it'll be over.

Rolll

Ask for this

Pic relatef

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tell her that you want to have children with her
then you want children with those children

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Roll

rerolling for this

deus vult

and again

roll for this

and againx2

Roll..

and againx3

and againx4

and againx5

and againx6

Fucking rollerino..

and againx7

gay but roll

and againx8

trips of incest

The fuck

But she must do it to you

3some with your mom

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Way to skip mine u sperg

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Can I shit in your mouth

oof OP you have to tell us if this is some retarded minor your fucking cause god damn

Rolling for this

Ask her to eat your ass next time

poop in my ass, you scummy bitch

Two things. First, are you down for anal? And you should send me some pics

tell her to get off of it
tell her you will support her and your future children and grandchildren
then tell her that if youre willing to die to prove it to her, and if she refuses youll kill yourself

this

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rerolling for great beta justice

Oc it's a minor, he got he's second phone from mum cus dad ran away

and again

this

and again x1.1

let me scum fuck you

so close

and againx2.1

This

dont listen to this unless you wanna be a subhuman troglodyte

Hitler is great

and againx3.1

are you ok with me commentating our conversaton on Yea Forums?

send me a photo of your tits

and againx4.1

based and rolling

ROLLING

rolling
I want to shit on your chest.

haha, just messing around
i had a good time and can't wait to do it again

Send me a pic of you pissing

be my girlfriend? im just nervous because i dont want to lose you

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID WHORE

this

OP just be honest. Either you like what she does or there was something that you didn't like how she did.

dubs aquired

now rolling for sending her a pic of your wrist with a cut, fake or not, to her

THIS

alright time to see some naked ass

Will you give me backdoor access ?

THIS

win

DOubLe KiLl

and a next just a few dozen crying emojis, the sadder, the better

WIN

this

also win

rerolling because god wills it

>unless you wanna be a subhuman troglodyte
>implying this is a bad thing
He's got a dumb slut that's willing to do anything, why you got to be white knight? Are you just jelly?

...

/thread

rolling for
I'll come back soon if can i piss down your throat.

Tongue my anus you nigger

187!

and again

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and againx2.2

"I want you to masturbate to BLACKED porn in front of me"

and againx3.2

she sounds retarded

REROLL

TRIPS LOCKED

so in order, you have to do my three posts

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANOOOS

Yikes smells like virginity

DUBS
you gotta do it OP

Cucumber in ass
And make her watch you do it

GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH!

Fuck my boipucci with your BBC

>AUTISTIC
fuck off summer gays

Reroll

>not even a picture of the girl
>haha roll kek lol tell her to poop in your butt hehe

everytime I feel like a loser I just have to spend five minutes here

Queue is getting long. You have to send all of this now.

shut up beta

Reroll 2.

im only telling OP to ask her for marriage/children because its funny to watch this man talk to himself

My god you fucknuts are boring.

Ask her if she would let a dog fuck her and/or if she would suck off a dog.

Pussies...

whats the point of that? its a guy talking to himself, are you that much of a beta that you imagine this to be real?

Why are you bothering then?

free palestine

Ask her if she would suck off your dog

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Why'd you post my birthday cake user?

Both reactions (positive and negative) would be fun to read. Her being blown away by or het being a good slut and wanting it.

Ask for a nudey rudey then post it here

thats actually a good point, thanks

Nudes?

Send me a picture on your bum hole

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It's been free.

She must have herpes. I bet that feels so fucking good.

haha kek hilarious, why does Yea Forums suck so much now guys? It can't be that we are giving shit threads attention?

Finally smthn worthwhile bc I'm a dog

i'd like to try and eat your scrumptious turd m'lady

Lemme fill your pussy with froot loops and cum. It's breakfast time.

congrats man, just keep fucking her and you'll figure it out from there

You want to give her the big pp in nasal cavity