A mysterious knight approaches your campfire and offers to share their food with you in exchange for protection for the...

I've been approached by a 4ft tall person with a small girl's stick-like build and you think she'd have to reveal herself as a loli for me to realize it? I'm sure as fuck not going to assume they're really a knight.

Give me the source or the name of the artist.

>loli
>knight
TRAITOR

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could be a halfling knight.

Those exist, right?

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If she is the hero then onii-chans will come to her. Smart move honestly.

>still no pregnancy event or ending

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seconding

>a naked child
Get them some pants and drop them off at an orphanage. They can leave when they're 16.

What kind of food is she offering?

It's good to see piety, fervour and a thirst for justice in the young. Clearly this young lady has held herself to a vow of poverty, denying herself even such basic needs as clothes in order to get closer to God and empathize further with the poorest of the poor. I join her on her adventure, following in her footsteps and dressing myself in only a helmet and a cloak. Faith will be my armor and zeal will be my shield.

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>before
>not during

How long have you been on Yea Forums lmao

>4ft tall person
>could be a halfling
Those are dwarf heights. Halflings range from 2'10" to 3'4" for women, 3' to 3'6" for men.

A few years ago I ended up talking to two anons on the net and we decided to go a bit of a narrative ERPG on some old forum I've long since forgotten about.
I'm a Sorceress with a dom fetish, user 1 is a Half-elf Bard Slut of yet to be disclosed gender and user 2 introduces themselves as an Elf Loli Ranger living out in the woods ever since the Orcs killed and raped her village.
Trite but beautifully written prose.
Really beautiful. user 2 must have been a famous author or something.

The entire campaign gets derailed from this point, not even an hour since the first post, as Slut Bard and Dom Sorc adopt the Loli and go out to kill Orcs.
And there was never any sex.

Halfling with an overactive pituitary gland.

That's to be expected, adopting the loli is only natural. You can enjoy her cuteness and at the same time give her the much needed support, care and protection, so that she grow right and proper.
Unless the loli is actually over 100 years old, in which case she might think about adopting you instead.

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Slay the idiot. We already got enough fake holy men running around thinking that chastity and genocide is way to worship gods.

>potential party member approaches the campfire
This is a trope I feel D&D makes impossible due to more people cluttering things up and GMPCs being a terrible idea in many ways.

This, or something of a similar vein; anything else would be horribly irresponsible, in any age.

the sin of pedophilia surrounds you like a dark cloud. any acts you may commit, however noble, will forever be tainted by this.

You don't even play games, OP.

Neither do you

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>Wololo

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How is being naked around a child automatically pedophilia?
I wouldn't be surprised if this post put me on at least 5 different watchlists.

SOURCE AND NAME OF THE ARTIST PLEASE

None for sexual predation, all for mental retardation.

Oh, I'm sure this thread is going to go absolutely swimmingly, especially with an OP image like that! OP, you're a real special guy, you know that?

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Leave the table and go home.

I want you to go back and reread your posts, and read them carefully. if you still can't work it out on your own then I fear you might either be delusional, or were dropped on your head as an infant.

>wut do
have sex.

I just realized that might have been using sarcasm... If so I feel stupid.

Not rearlly sarcasm per se, I was feigning such great purity and naïveté that I would not realize what's wrong about being naked around children.

>nude loli crusader
Good thing I'm playing a plant tentacle monster with a harem of futa elves and orcs waiting for him back home.

FIGHT HER TO THE DEATH

play a different game. use a VPN next time

If pic related that bitch needs some armor. And clothes. Also either a shield or a better weapon than a sword. So I'd do the chivalrous thing. Rob her of her belongings for being an unchaste whore and tell her to go back to the kitchen.

If shes, like, 12, shes an adult and i proclaim her as my woman, to spend long hours railing her tight, wet cunny and watch her fuck herself with a sword handle in the meantimes

What kind of knight needs protection? And admits it to a stranger?

beat her up and take all her shit.

obviously if they are asking for my protection then they can't defend themselves properly.
I'll be taking that food and that sword. She's going to die on her own anyway and that stuff is better off in my possession.

I would probably rape her as well.

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A bloody dead one

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