Gonna have sex for first time in like 6/5 hours. Girl is experienced...

Gonna have sex for first time in like 6/5 hours. Girl is experienced. She knows of my inexperience and still wants to fuck. What should I expect? any advice?

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Advice? You came to the wrong place to ask

the ice was in the bathtub to keep you from dying. call a doctor asap

Listen to her duh

prepare to be laughed at if you're not AT LEAST 8 inches

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Will definetly keep that in mind....

Just be a fucking animal. Lick her bit her suck her neck. Just let you base instincts take over don;t hold anything back and if she gets freaked out just say "Sorry, I kind like it rough. If I'm hurting you just tell me" bitches love that line.

im a nice guy so ill actually give you real advice instead of studying for the final i have tomorrow.

1. dont act like something youre not. dont try to pretend youre super experienced or do some stupid ass moves you saw in porn. by the same token, dont overplay your inexperience either, it will turn her off.
2. foreplay is pretty undervalued. fool around for a while, eat her out, etc. girls like that shit. duh
3. if you feel like youre about to bust, especially early, i like to pull out and eat her out for a bit. keeps her turned on and gives you a chance to regroup
4. let her know if youre gonna cum. i actually like to carefully mention it if i feel like weve been fucking for a while and i want to finish. ill say something like "i might cum soon" and see how they respond. if theyre seeing shit like "dont stop" and whatnot then you should try to last a little longer

fse

thanks bro

>Girl is experienced
>lays on her back 90% of the time

i second this play around and eat her out (do the ABC method works like a Charme, just draw all Letters of the Alphabet with your tounge) and the Rest Willi just tappen naturally believe me youll have a good time if you are yourself and dont pretend to be anything you arent!

kek, this

big ole kek

"i give the best blowjobs ever"
"Im really good in bed"
"i lowkey have an awesome ass"

>lies there and wants you to do the work
>basically just sucks the head and jerks you off
>ass looks like a dudes

this. Fuck women they are so lazy most of the time it's them that suck at sex

>666

420 PRAISE IT FAGGOT

Don't do this op

Listen to these Yea Forumsros. They aren't steering you wrong.
If I had to add anything, I'd just say that if the chick is a fish, you shouldn't feel like you're doing anything wrong. Some girls are just like that, lame but I've had it happen. Don't let it get in your head, just do your thing and get yours. Lol
Secondly, remember that if you have time there's usually more than one fuck in the can. Just wait like 15-20 min, and you can dive back in for seconds/thirds/etc.
Oh, and of for any reason you suspect an STD, don't be afraid to bail. I.e.- good pussy doesn't smell like a barrel of rotting fish. Do not pass go. Just pack up your cock and look for a better breeder.

If a girl isn't into you, the sex will be lame and she'll blame it on you... every time. Then she'll claim you "raped" her, when you were just doing the surprise-buttsecks meme.

Why are women like this.

She's in it A- because she likes you and B- for the thrill of taking all this experience and blowing your mind with it. She's gonna take this knowledge of pleasuring big dicks and apply it to someone who has never been pleased, and she's gonna get off to turning you into a quivering puddle of sexual ooze that's gonna worship the ground she walks on.
Expect great things. Your dick will feel like it's gonna explode before you're even thinking about cumming.

So clean your sheets and go to the bathroom first

holy shit I got trips. This must be sign that shit will go well

Thanks bros, very much appreciated. Gonna get at least a few hours of rest now.

I fucking feel it. First GF did nothing. Just laid there. My next girl, the first time we had sex she was scratching my back, grabbing me, hands all over. Wanting to try different positions.

It made sex fun.

I can relate to this so hard.

Ayyye thanks as well.

Try to cum fast

If none of the other advice works, punch her in the tits.

Don't fuck it up.

Prepare to be dissapointed that it's not what you expected. You will most likely cum too fast or wont cum at all.