What can i use to jerk off aside from lotion? Last time i bought lotion i got some funny looks...

What can i use to jerk off aside from lotion? Last time i bought lotion i got some funny looks. And no i didn't just buy lotion.

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coconut oil

boy butter

but did you buy a lot of lotion?

buy online, like a real person.

Homemade fleshlight

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the absolute state of cutfags, kek

why do you care if you get funny looks? are you going to fuck any of them? are you going to work there? whats the fucking point of feeling embarrassed and something like that?

buy lube at the sex shop noob

Previous loads

this
Buy condoms, a zucchini and a children's show dvd to show how much you don't give a fuck

People who judge you for doing something everyone does are insecure

Do most people use lotion because I’ve always just spit in my hand.

bitch use your pre cum you stupid fuck.

cooking oil, either sunflower (smells like cheap oil, but IS cheap) or olive oil (if you ever want to feel like that one guy in pompeii who got one last nut)
both are supposedly good for the skin too

Lotion is the stereotype. But not everyone uses it. Hell some don't need lube at all

if you're not mangled you don't need lotion, but that doesn't mean it's not fun to use it once in a while

Just buy lube. Nobody cares, and even if they did care why the fuck should you?

Wouldn't this hurt?

>not enjoying friction
Pussy

>mangled
fuck you :(

Sandpaper

Make sure to call them a racist bigot if they look at you funny.
Then you’re a hero.

xL condoms, multible boxes ifyou have cash for it, lotion, lube and a protein bar. chin up and you wont get any looks, people will just look away in cowardace because they know they will never be able to do that.

vasaline

Toxic blowpipe

Have you tried a girls mouth? It works pretty well and comes with natural lube.

This. So very much this.

>imagine needing lubricant to fap
seething cutfags

and a five hour energy, they'll know you're going hard

Most here are cut fags. USA seduced by the well financed “lobby”.

Get repaired.

If you're retarded enough to not use lube.

that's not our fault for having jewpilled parents that allow it to happen.
the usa would have been so much better if they just let the brits rule.

argan oil, grape seed oil ect.

banana

The foreskin is making best choice.

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Am i weird for not using any lotion while fapping? I find it harder to cum when its lubricated. Also I am uncut.