You're trapped in a room with an SCP. Roll to determine which one is in the room with you...

Damn did I luck out, reroll

roll

Let's go

>If no SCP exists for your roll (ex. SCP-6739), use the last three digits (SCP-739)
Have fun with SCP-298, dude

Give me 682

Roll

roll

This sounds fun

I'm screwed, rolling

>wants an omnicidal, indestructible lizard
>gets pencil sharpeners

SCP 5196 doesnt exist so i went with SCP 196. Im not fucked at all, its just a normal human. its only a problem if i kill him

At least I can stab some bitches with my super sharp pencils

roll

So I'm stuck in a room with raccoon empowering radio towers. Nice

The fuck is an scp

SCP-664

From what I read...I guess I have a chance to be sent back in time? Guess I'll live a tad better life this time around

Oh bby gimme 999

scp-wiki.net/

You JUST narrowly escaped the femur-breaker

Fucking ROLL

Congrats, you get to spend your time inside a Nazi bunker inside some lady's nose

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roll

Rolling again for a more interesting one

Go

049 BABY COME THE ROLL

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This is fine. I. Am fine with that
Who is the femur breaker?

SCP 706 is a child that looks like a porcelain doll who is suicidal... wooo...

roll

156152

It's the device used to lure SCP-106 back to containment after a breach

Roll

Rolll

Most shit written there sound like a 5year old did it.

SCP-204

You'll be safe if you ignore SCP-204-2 you'll be safe? Just ignore any provocation from SCP-204-2 and it'll not hurt you. Probably

rall

Surprised you actually read most of it. More so if you thought majority of them were written like a 5 year old

OH THAT GUY!!! I’m pretty lucky

roll

Dey c me Rollin dey hatin

oh, a bracelet that drains energy from the environment in order to change and affect my surroundings. neat, but im not gonna touch it.

Rellin

I am fucking this SCP.

love me some scp

I fuck bugs from other planets. Cool, I guess.

Scp me hard

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Bazinga

Oohh fuck scary shit here we go

I hate the [DATA EXPUNGED] shit

roll

Rollllll

roll

gimme gimme

roll

roll

rolla

See you on 682's chamber boiiis

I can honestly say that after I heard of them on here I read thru like 3 or 400

I'm only in trouble if he emerges from his Chrysalis though this is unlikely

roll

Fucking GOD MODE. You are SOOOO fucked.

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science for the science god

Addendum 636-01: Log of Notable Anomalous Events

Date: //200
Description: SCP-636 called to bottom floor for approximately 6 minutes before returning to ground floor. Upon its return, the fully disassembled parts of two (2) helmet-mounted video cameras were found on the floor of the elevator car. Analysis of the components confirms that they belonged to the members of the initial exploration team. Memory cards and recording media of the cameras were blank.

Date: //200
Description: SCP-636 called for approximately 2 minutes before returning to ground floor. According to the testimony of the armed guards stationed at ground floor, the walls of the elevator car were covered with hundreds of human eyeballs that tracked them for several seconds before the doors closed and the elevator was recalled to the bottom floor again. Elevator car was found empty afterward.

Date: //200
Description: SCP-636 returned after 4 minutes and 17 seconds, and contained approximately 11 kg of shredded Egyptian cotton fabric soaked with blood. Analysis of the blood samples are inconclusive, as recovered DNA does not seem to match that of any known terrestrial animal.

Date: //201
Description: SCP-636 returned after 8 minutes and 42 seconds. Upon opening, a naked and emaciated male later identified as Agent of the initial exploration team began pounding on the buttons and screaming that he "had to go back". Agent managed to disarm and kill one armed guard and injure the other before running back into SCP-636 and disappearing.
yup..i'm skrewed.

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rawl

Hi there. If you're listening to this, then I can assume that life has got the better of you. Things didn't work out the way you wanted them to, did they? Sometimes it's bad luck, sometimes you're the cause of your own ruin, or maybe it's just that you're going nowhere, I'm not one to judge. Everybody has regrets, it's perfectly normal, you don't have to lie to yourself. But I'm digressing so I'll get to the point. I've got some good news for you, Sir or Madam! I can offer you a way out- no no no no, it's not suicide, you and I both know you don't have the stomach for that unpleasantness. I'm offering you something so much better, besides. All you have to do flip this tape over, close your eyes and relax. Think of somewhere nice. Think of the good times. Think of those things you always wanted to do. Now I can't promise that I can give you these, but what I can promise is this; on the other side of this tape you will find an escape from your own personal train wreck. Enjoy.

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COMON JELLY GUY

FUCKIN ROOOOL

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RAWWWLL

r0ll

rolling

Rolling for 096

Roll

Interesting, this one.

rolling for death

roll

to the death

Roll

Rolllllleroooni

Gimme the big lizard lol

Roll

Rill

Yeet

Rollo

i will have the intercourse with it

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Note: Frankly, were I to interview this man without knowing his history, I'd think he was a perfectly sane and well-adjusted individual who happens to be quadriplegic. As it is, I have to conclude that he's the ultimate proof of the idea that the mind rules the body. He thinks he's concrete, and will live forever, and so he's as close to both as he can be. Somehow. Dr.
youtube.com/watch?v=ARLPT5rKjWo

Reroll

Description: SCP-563 is the designation for an abandoned plot of farmland located in Hubei Province, China. The facilities of SCP-563 have been modified for the factory farming of animals weighing up to several tonnes. SCP-563 is equipped mainly to handle large poultry, but other animals were raised at the facility.

SCP-563-A refers to the carcasses of the presumed livestock of SCP-563, which were found at time of recovery. SCP-563-A instances were several species of dinosaur and related reptiles that lived in China and Mongolia in the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods.
Looks like I am going to go to a failed "Jurassic Park" farm...

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i'm not gonna give up my quest to do it with a candle stick
youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE

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Description: SCP-663 is a brand water filtration pitcher, lacking a serial number and appearing slightly different from other models produced by . It appears to be capable of filtering any water-bearing solution into clean and drinkable water, nearly completely deionized. While filtering, there is a detectable heartbeat from the filter core, and it releases several calories of heat per gram of filtered solution. If the filter reservoir is refilled more than once in rapid succession, the entire outside surface of the pitcher will quickly become too hot to safely handle. SCP-663 will also begin to gurgle loudly, eventually screaming in a human voice that it is drowning, and for no more water to be added.

If SCP-663 goes too long without being filled, it will begin voicing a need for water. It then progresses to screaming for help, claiming to be trapped, lost, and dying of thirst. Refilling the reservoir causes the vocalization to subside. After a period of several months, it will require water more frequently, eventually needing to be refilled so often that it constantly overheats. Once it reaches this point, the voice will constantly sound confused and frightened, eventually becoming increasingly pained and rasping until the source of the voice appears to expire of thirst. Once the voice and heartbeat cease, a dried human heart will fall into the bottom reservoir. The heartbeat will resume, and a different voice will come from SCP-663.
Good luck with that. *shivers
At least you will be alive.

roll

Roll ..

Rill

Roll cuz i cant sleep

Roll

Gimme 999 pls I wanna be comforted

roll for 626

Not too bad, just a few alien probes that want info on us. I definitely pulled a good straw

Hey I got lucky! Corn Angel.

Am I fucked?

scp-1247

plz be 4999

Rolling for that cyborg loli scp

Don't know most of them, ready to get fucked up.

jews

Okay I need someone who has info about these things, basically I'm stuck with a ton of mayfly bugs that are like psychic miner canaries?

rollin

Rollerroo for may racist blackshirts.

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o fukk

I'm gonna need a sauce on that one :l

Well shit I guess my impeccable smile will be graced by a missile system...
scp-wiki.net/scp-2873

Rolling

Stuck in a room with a supply of child porn? Roll for sure

Sexy Clown Posee?

Lets Roll

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roll

Rolling for a painless death

roll

I'm ready to die.

Rollin'

Poop

I wonder what I'll get

Lmao first i thought oh nice a butterfly
BUT NO NIGGA

roll

>last 4 digits
most SCPs past the two thousands are gay as fuck desu

ROLlLLL

They see me rollin

I'm gonna teach this SCP to play Mortal Kombat.

rull

Same

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Will probably kill me, so let's roll.

Rolling

SCP - the ultimate autistic cringe larp

I can't be in a room with a belief. That just doesn't make any sense. Let's try this again.

Again

no fuckoff you already rolled.
Deal. With. It.

Rol

BYE BYE LIFE
BYE BYE HAPPINESS
HELLO LONELINESS
I THINK I'M GONNA DIE

Fuck I ate too many hamburgers and then a giant tin of apples and now I think I’m going to shit myself. The farts are getting really bad.

>this
I am so sick of ppl copping out in SCP

>scp-wiki.net/scp-4900
Seems interesting enough. Would anything happen if I ignore the obelisk?
Could I look people up with it?

Djdjdkd

You die.

Quality thread and roll

Right.
What about doing so for currently dead people? I've wanted to look up the lives of some of my relatives anyway.

roll

Rollie

roll

damn a good thread for once.
roll

Roll

Roll

Creber

fuck

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Roll

Roll

Neat

rollin

How fucked am I?

Rolla

This will be bad.

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Rolling

roll

rollin

roll

Im gunna put my PP in this SCP

roll

LET IT RIP

Let's give it a roll

Watch this

rollk

Thats not too bad

How do I die?

Roll

Roll

Rollé

roll

This one on the other hand is a bit more dangerous

I survived, but my life will be a bit challenging

How fucked am I?

r

Pft safe AF

Roll

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roll

Rollerino

Rolling

Roll

Roll

roll

Roll

roll

gonna be gay

0682 get!

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Aight

Rol

Rolll

Hmmm