Confess secret bitches
Confess secret bitches
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Taught a young child with Tourette’s to say nigger
I actually don't hate black people, just niggers.
If they dress respectably and don't talk like they were taught English by 50cent's video, I'm more than willing to give them a chance.
>Used to pee on my floor every night as a teen
>too lazy to go to the bathroom, this went on for months
>parents and grandparents ask about the smell
>tell them it was the cat and caught him doing it
>cat ended up in a shelter and probably died there cause he was old
Mfw they bought it and I got new carpets
Same
In 4th grade, when I was at the field, I would run around and flash my dick to random people. The memory haunts me to this day.
I ask questions I know the answer to to engage in human interaction
I don’t have any secret bitches.
When I was in 4th grade, if I was at the field, I would run around and flash my dick to random people. People ask me about it, but I keep denying it. The memory haunts me to this day.
Here’s a good one: When I was in 4th grade, if I was at the field, I would run around and flash my dick to random people. People ask me about it, but I keep denying it. The memory haunts me to this day.
I think a lot of people do that, honestly.
When I was a young lad, around 6th grade, I was at summer camp and went to the changing room with my buddies to get ready for "pool time". This one kid didn't cover his dick with a towel when he was changing (we were in an open room with no walls to hide from the gazes of our peers), and I made fun of him for having a microdick. Soon, everyone in the room was making fun of his penis, and he was really sad. I feel so bad about this I actually think I deserve divine punishment, I probably permanently embedded an insecurity into this person which they may struggle with their entire life
Would you say the memory haunts you to this day?
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I mean, it does haunt me, ultimately I feel like there is no justification for what I did.
I can tell myself "I was in 6th grade" but within my moral framework that doesn't really function as much of an excuse. It's really fucking horrible and if I could meet this person and apologize I would do it in an instant.
I'm gonna swap nudes of exes for the first time with a friend of mine. Feelsgoodman
I caught a bunch of neighborhood kids torturing small animals in the neighborhood. When the blew a cat up I had enough, and shot their dog in the head.
They cried for fucking months, every chance I had id talk about the missing pets in the neighborhood and ask about their dog.
Fuck those little bastards.
This is really fucked up and not morally justified. The innocent dog doesn't know shit dude, it's like killing a newborn baby because you don't like someone's parents. Real sociopath hours
that is funded by the fbi, fucktard
report and move on\
Not that user, but while I feel sorry for the dog, justiceboner from the little shits suffering makes up for it.
It makes me feel guilty. Like why can't I contribute anything of value.
Sick. Sick. Sick.
There is no justice, or actually anything of real tangible value, gained from killing innocent creatures which lack the capacity for malevolence
Am that user. I get where youre coming from. It was definitely some parts eye for an eye vengeance shit. But if youre curious, I feel justified ending that things suffering as humanly as I could vs torturing it to death. Even if they would have given the animal better care in life.
Stepping aside from the shear amount of mistreated animals that get put down every year, youre assuming the little sociopaths in training didnt train that dog to be every bit as awful as they were.
Your misguided love of all living things taints your judgement.
My man
You would never put any personal copability on a dog, just like you would never put personal copability on a retard. do you unironically believe in eugenics? this is a really autistic and misguided way of looking at the world
*culpability
i get off from getting attention from my nudes
>50cent'
He is actually smart if you knew anything about him...
But I get the point, listen to some of those chicago niggas and god fucking dam it sounds like none of them passed 2nd grade.
Does my pee pee upset you?
I love the smell of my dirty belly button.
I'm like a dog sniffing another dogs pee spot, it keeps me interested for hours
Well then....
but im not a grill
fucking faggot
I'm not a homo
I might drop out of college, I just failed 5 classes. I’ve been having these anxiety attacks where I feel I can’t speak or go outside. I freeze up for days on end, just sleeping and ignoring phone calls and texts. Then it passes and I am able to function normally, trying to catch up on lost time. I went 6 days without eating or bathing just because I felt compelled to lock myself in my dorm. Spent about half an hour with a noose around my neck, tied to my loft bed frame, weighing my options. Haven’t told anyone yet, but I don’t know if I can continue my studies if I don’t seek treatment.
I hesitate to say the dog was rabid, cause that furthers your eugenics parallel by calling under developed people diseased and disposable. But they weren't the kind of people who would have had a well behaved peaceful dog, you understand. It may not have been responsible for its actions by your view, hell the kids may not have either, by your view. But it certainly taught them a lesson about empathy they clearly never learned before.
I wish you would've just went through and hung yourself.
Humanity doesn't need your weak ass pussy genes in the genepool
I do the same thing. Either I piss in a bottle, cup or on the floor
Ok mr fbi
I'm suiiiiicidal hell yeah. I didn't even tell my therapist I tried to kill myself and she said I sounded suicidal lol. Life is wild
I got flagged as suicidally depressed. which was strange, cause I've never thought about killing myself. Others sure. But I suppose there's no such thing as homicidal depression.
i've got a secret bitch...
I was crossdressing for a Halloween party and i was raped in the bathroom. To this day I have not had a better orgasm since then, I constantly crossdress and masturbate thinking about that night
Haha good one user
You sound like a great time at a party.
Plan on cross dressing next Halloween?
Got drunk with my cousin and we fucked it was probably the hottest sex I’ve had considering it was my hottest cousin (same age) and it was her birthday
Yes, I've been thinking about crossdressing out in public in hopes of getting raped again
Dude. Tell your professors and notify the dean about it. They'll help you out and will wipe the grades off your transcript. Take a leave of absence, get treatment, and try college again when you're ready. It'll be alright, man.
fucked my sister, 5 of her friends, and one cousin.
I'm slowly getting addicted to taking creepshots in the wild, and I'm getting better at it
I wish sluts like you were branded on the ass cheek or should. Or maybe a small tatoo on the neck that was difficult to hide.
because I would love a signal for who would be down to be grabbed off the street and abused for hours. And i dont want to rape someone who might otherwise be worth something to the world more than a free use rapeslut.
Well share that shit then, let's see the best of what you got.
I larp as a parent on chat sites and get off to pedos saying what they'd do to "my kids"
That sounds really hot, been thinking about just becoming a crossdressing prostitute at this point
I have a shared porn folder with a few friends and we contribute oc, and we chat together about our girls and what we'd do to them
Where you live?
Nevada, been thinking about blending in with the other prostitutes
>got really high Saturday
>was just chilling with my friend J
>been friends with him for about a year and a half, but we're fraternity brothers so I'm pretty close with him
>after about an hour of just chilling listening to music we decide to start watching some south park
>I've always considered myself a little bi but I've only ever been with women and never actually been romantically interested in a dude before
>suddenly I notice just how attractive J is
>his jawline is really nice and while he's pretty skinny he's not a total twig and since he's a whole foot taller than me but weighs 10 pounds less he's got basically no fat anywhere on his body
>his beard looks great even though it's a little unkempt
>and oh my god his eyes are gorgeous
>we end up sitting there watching south park for like 4 hours
>I kinda scoot over and am basically laying on his lap
>half watching south park half thinking about the dirty dirty things I would have let him do to me if only he'd ask
>finally start to come down a bit from the high and realize what the fuck I was doing
>also realize that I still really want him
guys help what do I do I've never had a crush on a guy before and I have a girlfriend right now and he's straight but I'm really fucked up over this guy who's basically one of my best friends
I don't think he realizes just how badly I've fallen for him, I told him and a couple of our other fraternity brothers that I wanted him to fuck me while I was high but we all kinda laughed it off as a joke and the implication was that it was only because I was high
I've spent £1500+ since the beginning of this year trying to convince my friend to be my sugar baby with gifts. Sort of working.
has she slept with you yet
I really want my friend to tell me explicitly everything he'd do to my girlfriend, but I have no idea how to make that happen.
Nope but she sends me nudes etc. It's a slow process, don't want to scare her off.
My dick is big but it looks weird
alright I rate you 75/100 cucked if she doesn't fuck you soon you're 100% cucked though
I wear Elsa panties and expose them to women so they laugh at me.
I get that. She needs money desperately so we'll see. Obviously if I did I'll share my story on here.
show us your penis user.
And have people laugh at my alien penis? Fuck no
My sister doesn't know we're going to get evicted in 12 hours and I'll be dead before then
How do you know your penis is alien if only you have seen it?
Lmao do something cool before you die
Still no
Fuck off, I'm gonna let her be surprised. Not the rest of you
Do you have money to waste on her?
Have you considered joining the ATF?
It should be hilarious though knowing she'll be out of a home while I'm too busy dying. I'm depressed and she's a mooch so this might teach her a lesson
what grade was it? 5th?
When I was 15, I fingered my cat. Still feel terrible every time I think about it.
>When I was 15, I fingered my cat.
Yeah
Story?
this
>let you lie in his lap
That nigga ain't straight.
Ahahaha legend.
I've been a neet for 2 years and I don't like it. However I have no drive or ambition and I don't like working shitty jobs. Help me Yea Forums
Treat your depression and get on with your life.
> I have no drive or ambition and I don't like working shitty jobs
l2code
If it weren't so difficult to smuggle people in your luggage on planes these days, id plan a vacation
They wouldn't take me after they found out my parents were married.
god if he wasn't I'd probably break up with my girlfriend of four years for him at this point I'm seriously fucked up
Those people usually have a shit ton of weird tats, piercings in unusual places, dyed hair and hang out at bars or clubs twerking on everyone
Nah. Half those souls would straight up kill themselves if locked in a rape basement for a night. Forget being a decent fuck.
Juggle them both, just make sure he knows you aren't sold on the homo thing, and he has to keep it on the dl
When I was 21 I busted a huge nut inside my friends 12 yr old sister one night after he passed out. Was scared to death she was gonna come up pregnant but shit was cash. Still one of my top go to in the fap bank.
Unless user is pic related and his friend got tricked into teh gay
When I was like 12 or so, i tried to fuck my dog. She yelpd, and I felt bad.
My cousion and I, where in a hotel room in vegas. We where both under 21, but over 18,. so we coudnt gamble. But are aunt and her boyfriend where out.
She gave me a hand job.
Yall seen fire kittehh
I lost my virginity to my cousin
But wait there's more
I didn't lose mine at all
Story
Don't worry trust me it's really not as big of a deal as people make it out to be
Story
Was flirting all night, got drunk at a big family party went in the backyard (it was at her uncle's house which is huge) and fucked, I was 16 she was 21. We got together 3 more times after that but it's been years since we've done anything and she has a boyfriend now (she had one at the time but now it's serious).
Yea Forums does not and will never support the hurting of cats
thank u user :)
i pray satan in churgh
share some of those stories user? do the girlfriends know?
Well it was actually twice. First time pulled out though.
>be 21 yr old me
>have nerdy friend who was 18 who looked up to me and my crew
>One day hanging out on porch with some friends, his little sister and her friend walking down street
>I cannot recall anything about her friend but she was 9/10 face body and about all of 80lbs if that, capri jeans with pink little girl frilly, half tshirt
>They start talking to us. All sassy af just like most preteen girls.
>One of my friends was fucking around with our nerdy friends sister, picking her up and and kinda swingin her around, etc
>Whole time she is staring me down to the point it was uncomfortable
>Im just kind of sittin there looking at some cds I bought
>Eventually she comes over to me and starts trying to get my attention, Putting her hand in between my eyes and the cds and repeatedly saying "hi!"
>Playfully Im like "Chill out girl wtf you doing"
>She pulls cds from my hand and slams down on my lap, wiggling like she was being tickled or something and laughing
>Inside Im thinking "oh shit, get her off me before anyone starts raising eyebrows"
>I grab her under the arms and trying to balance pretending to be playful with panic, kinda try and set her next to me and talk about the cds i bought
>HopemyfuckingToolcdisntscratchednow.bmp
>She resists my attempts to move her and now it looks even worse. Like im picking her up and putting her back on my lap.
>Friends are looking at me with grin. I know what theyre thinking and they know shes the aggressor and it somewhat of relief so I stopped trying to move her
>She starts talking to me normal but with her face so close to mine I could smell her chapstick and lack of deodorant (not like omg stinks, but slightly)
>Whole time she is slowly, and I mean slow like 45 sec to complete rotation so it wasnt obvious, grinding on my lap. Not sure if intentional.
>It starts getting dark, her friend has to be home, they leave.
continued
>Fast Forward about 4 months
>Run into nerdy friend, plan to hang out at his place one night
>I dont get there until about 11pm, hes already stoned and drunk, chat for a few, he ends up passing out on couch.
>His sister is in their computer room in nothing but panties and an oversized Looney Tunes Space Jam tshirt that hangs to about her mid thigh
>Tells me she wants me to help her with something on computer that isnt working
>Go into room, sit at the computer, start asking her what the issue is and all of a sudden she wraps her arns around my neck and chest from behind and starts nuzzling her nose lightly against my ear
>I turn around and we start kissing.
>Pick her up while still kissing and shes grinding into me
>About 5 minutes later i lay her on the floor and pull her panties off and slide cock in. Tight as a motherfucker but got it in.
>Slowly start fucking her. Shes moaning so I loosely cover her mouth with my hand and go a little faster
>Its too tight I cant hold it anymore and almost shoot inside her but last second pull out and shoot all over her Looney Tunes shirt.
>Afterwards we both frantically look for my pants and her panties. Find them and quickly put them on.
>She starts kissing me again.
>I better go cuz I have no clue were any parents are and friend is asleep on couch.
>Discreetly head out front door and leave
holy fuck bro is that her
Good greentext
continued
>About a month later, run into her at mcdonalds
>Her eyes light up, b-lines to me and starts flirting hardcore again
>Shs tells me nobody but her mom will be at her place that night and her mom goes to bed by 10pm
>Say cool ok not really knowing 100% if I would. Was already on edge she was gonna tell one of her friends and that would grapevine to the party v&
>Almost forgot about the encounter rest of day, then at about midnight my cock reminds me of it
>Drive to her place but not even sure if shes still up, if others are there cuz change of plans, etc (This is before most had cellphones)
>Get there but afraid to knock. Im looking into front door window. See her walk across their dining room. Knock just loud enough she hears it.
>She is ecstatic when she realizes its me. Lets me in. Tells me she has to run upstairs real quick and just chill in the dining room.
>Im sitting there thinking "I cant believe Im here doing this"
>After about 15 min she comes down in light blue lingerie, the bra was a little too big (she was basically flat with puffy nipples)
>She sits on my lap facing me and starts grinding into my lap and breathing a little heavier
>Zomgwtfifhermomwakesup.jpeg
>Shes rambling on now about how her peers tell her she has a nice ass of all the things about her, blah blah
>I stand her up, undo my pants down to ankles, pull her panties down
>She gets back on my lap and starts steadily riding me and making out
>Bra slips down almost diagonal revealing full nipple and half over the other
>Starts riding faster. Can see cock from outside pushing pressing against her pussy
>IAbout 10 min of dirty talk, moaning from her, cant hold it
>Blast what is probably the biggest load in my life balls deep in her
Why?
nah, but closest i could find
How old are you?
22
Not too bad, guy or girl?
>Nervous as fuck she could be pregnant or say something. Want to kick myself for not having control.
>Couple weeks later Im parked down the street she lives on (I cant remember why but it was so e reason not related to her)
>Her brother comes walking down street and notices my car
>Oh hey whats up user?
>He starts loudly saying "user wtf did you fuck my sister?!" "Dude shes only 12!?"
>Deny it up and down, he lets it go but I know he doesnt believe me
>Occasionally hear about it over next couple of years. I guess she told a couple of her friends and it got around. Nobody who asked me after her brother believed her though because of her infatuation with me
>Last time I ever heard about it was my fiance said "Did you ever fuck user?" "My friend said she heard years ago you did"
>Really babe? You think Im like that?
>ohshitohshitohshit.mp4
>She replied "No way just thought it was funny she told people that. I know she had huge crush on you"
>mfw Happily Married
guy my dood
I have lots of black friends.
I fucken haaate anime
I jizz on your bedroom curtains when u slep