Can we talk about dreams?

ikr? I feel you could learn a lot from it.

I remember having a dream once where I was at the beach, then was pulled by the undertow and ended up on an island. There were decaying men and women suffering on spikes impaled into them as I walked into the jungle of the island. I then met this little girl with her hair wet and the bottom of her dress all bloody, and she lead me to this line where many other people were. They all died and were awaiting judgement from Death herself (taking Wanda Syke's form). I died too, my chest having been dashed on some rocks. And so did the girl, raped and drowned by her dad. We both were allowed to join Death and climb up this mountain on the island to go to heaven. Those who would go to hell are simply impaled and placed around the island as punishment.

oh yes? what you dream about, algebra? you reatard

when we all fall asleep,
where do we go?
:3

Interesting [and in-depth] dreams anyone? Let's discuss em

Wheres my greentext gods at

I actually do. How does that make me a retard?

The most vivid dreams I ever have are ones about space.

To penis land where penises get touched

I dont know about you but I stay in my bed, generally. My consciousness mostly turns off with the exception of when the Mish mash of mental housekeeping and memory consolidation leads to dreams but all in all I go nowhere.

Hopefully not.

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How can people have such cool shit happen in their dreams? The last dream I remember was around Christmas, where I was for some fuckin reason supposed to be hung by a group of niggers after being put on massive amounts of drugs.

learn how 2 greentext bro..otherwise 8.5/10

i swear, i legit fucking lol'd

Does having a wet dream about having an orgy with cute lolis fingering eachother mean anything?

it was a joke you aspie

My reply was also very clearly a joke.

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Fucking pedophiles I tell you.

We were discussing dreams, not your sick fantasies with little girls.

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I left my family about five years ago but last night i had a dream that i woke up in my mothers house however, i couldn’t remember anything about my mom. I can’t remember what she looks like or how she sounds. Its been messing with me.

I wonder if that's exactly what happens though?

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this

did something significant happen to her that would cause dissociation between u 2? physical, mental [dementia] etc?

no it wasn't
acting like a smart ass and using sarcasm doesn't count as jokes
as of me, it was because thread is about dreams and thought that since that Billie Eillish cunt is all over the place and that this shit line sounds as cringy as Jayden Smith, i posted it

tl;dr
go on google translate, choose russian, write niggra, press infinitely on listen

Yeah it means that you should stop and seek help immediately :)

Trump?

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The fuck are you asking?

Well i left because of severe child abuse. I no longer recognize her as my mother and if we ever meet, i will call her “Cindy” instead of what she wants me to call her (mommy) although im 20 and shes in her late forties.

Lol, bruh, that ain't my fantasy. It was revolting.

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That sounds like a dream trump would have.

no seriously tho
>go on jewgle translate
>press russian to english
>write ''niggra''
>spam the speaker icon

Most of my dreams are weirdly super mundane with a twinge of absurdity mixed in. One of the only experiences from a dream I remember is a super vivid one where I came out as bi to a dude from my wrestling team on the train tracks outside my parents house.

What if they have no meaning and were just the result of random synaptic firing that our brains erroneously interpret into visual and aural perceptions.

nigger that shit's gay
now go to your room and think about how not being a faggot when you're on the internet interacting with anonymous strangers you little buttmuncher you

I did it and wasn't amused

> you little buttmuncher

kek

it wasn't about amusement at all
i wanted you to be told that you are a niggra by a robot and you gladly listened to me
now, get down on your knees nigger and tongue my anus

>be me
>sleeping and having a dream
>in the dream, there was a lady in a white dress
>she lead me into a warehouse building in the middle of an empty wasteland
>as soon as me and her both walked into the warehouse she began singing
>the singing was angelic and made me feel pure bliss
>she told me some words that were suppose to be of gods plan
>holy shit bro that is crazy
>I begin to get overwhelmed with feelings
>eventually wake up in bed
>holy shit bro that was a nice dream

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Calm down there bud. I'm aware its not about my amusement. You cuck stain.

shiet nigger, i shidded and farded and camed my pants

i sometimes have dreams about a dragon. i have been having them for 25+ years now. in these dreams we talk, hang out, play, but usually wind up just laying snuggled up with one another, enjoying eachother's company and the environment, before just resting or falling asleep and waking back up in real life.
there have been occasional odd dreams, sometimes terrifying.
I have grown to enjoy the company of my dragon friend and look forward to sleep so I can visit him, ive gotten an average of four or so dreams a month lately. usually mundane but enjoyable.

Did you now?

>cuck stain
you look like a cuck stain, you cock stain
i swear my good nigger

>Be me
>Middle of desert
>I have white military suit
>Full galant suit
>Even had those weird hats
>Light blue sky
>I walk on
>And on and on
>My suits turns gray/grayish
>It becomes more military-like
>It's not dirt
>It actually turned gray
>Get to a church
>In the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the desert
>Get in front of the door
>There is a rifle on the floor
>Pick it up
>Another sudden change
>Suit turns pitchblack
>Sky darkens
>Looks like sunset wihtout sun
>Just very dark sky
>My heart start racing
>Can't wake up
>Fuckdammit I'm not dreaming
>Enter church
>There is a crying
>Fuck, fuck, fuck
>Try to make the rifle work
>It clicked
>Star aiming everywhere like a scared dumbfuck
>There is a girl sobbin in the middle an upper floor
>Didn't noticed I got into any stairs
>Slowly get close to little girl
>She stretches her arms
>I pick her up
>Something jump on us
>Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
>Can't reach the damn gun
>The weapon shoots
>A priest is down
>What in the actual fuck is happening
>Girl's safe
>Feel so good about it
>Feel horrible about priest
>Confused as all fuck

>Finally wake up drenched in sweat

This was some months before enlisting. I am not religious nor had never been sent to anyplace outside my country. We don't even have deserts here.

And you look like a well rounded individual

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As far as I understand (through basic searching) your brain can only formulate dreams out of things you've actually experienced..
Faces from a crowd, concepts your brain has processed, theoretical and hypothetical outcomes of situations, "what-if" situations, desires. It just places them all together

Somebody enlighten me if this is incorrect

>be me
>Like ten or some shit idk
>Sleptyme.png
>Reoccurring nightmare begins
>Wake up in the opening of an enchanted forest. Large colourful mushrooms all that shit.
>Bunch of gnomes all sleeping in opening. One per square meter or so.
>"Hey user you better get to sleep!"
>Whotheheck.txt
>Look to my left there's a gnome pretending to be asleep peering at me through one half open eye.
>What why?
>"The witch will get you if she catches you awake."
>SuperLoudCackle.wav
>Too late nigga
>My heart rate jumps and I frantically try to lie down and sleep.
>Hear her fly on her broom into the clearing
>Scaryasfuckcacklev2.flac
>Trying my best keep my eyes clenched shut
>Breathing heavy as fuck.
>Fuck it.
>Open my eyes and slowly look up
>Standard witch about 7 meters above me
>Green skin
>Warted long nose
>Last thing I see is her throwing a big flash of green lighting at me
>Wake up
>Sweating
>Better go to sleep before my parents catch me awake.

Inb4 gnomed

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I keep dreaming that I'm in high school again and I've lost my schedule and I'm failing from missing classes. I can become lucid while dreaming but never in these dreams.

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Your brain is processing your view on your mother. Seems like you almost don't want to know her..she's not the mother you had envisioned user

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what nigger

cackle my anus you niggerlover

It definitely seems correct. However, most of the time I see things in dreams that I will never see in real life.

25yrs??
How are your real life relationships? Does this dragon carry the ideals of your perfect [or current] spouse? Funny how some characters appear in dreams over such an extended period of time

I once dreamed about being happy... Once...

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Either your female guardian was a bitch or you had some struggles with a kindergarten teacher on the nap hour.

And yeah, you were gnomed.

Thats fucking amazing

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is there someone in your life who's in danger..yet maybe you're protecting the wrong person..?

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Indeed the fantasy parts are often mixed with remnants of real life. So fascinating though right? How the brain mashes it all together

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dreaming that your flying means you have confidence dreaming that you're teeth are falling out means you're insecure

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I live alone in the Ozarks with a cat that comes by the house every morning for food and attention.

Dragon has some things I like. He is a good listener and when he speaks (in weird non-words that somehow make sense) its usually something insightful. sometimes correctly judgemental of me, voicing an opinion on something I have done.
I find his simplicity to be nice, he asks for little and is usually content, but still enjoys adventure.

lol

Thanks user. That makes me feel better about it

...

What about the desert? Or your clothes literally morphing on you?

no only porn

Your conscience is a dragon, that's fuckin sick

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This is interesting but I've believed, since I started thinking about it, it was like this:
Our subconscious compressing files like a computer conserving memory. Once you realize the brain has a finite memory, you realize this must happen sometime. Dreaming is the obvious solution.

Has anyone wondered about what file compressing would be like visually if we could sense it?

That does sound nice.
Do you remember what she told you?

I don't know (obviously), but this is consistent with my theory...
Which is literally different from documents experiences of some on hallucinogens especially DMT.

It really is fascinating. The human brain is phenomenal.

Ever heard of Lucid Dreaming. Being able to develop your dream skills to a point where you can live in it. Like its hardly indistinguishable with real life.

Some people can induce a lucid state and do and create literally anything they want. All through the power of thought.

>horsecock
lol

Considering our senses are synapses the brain processess and organizes, you would expect lucid dreaming to be identical to "reality".

We should teach children how to lucid dream.

Perceptions that we can use to better ourselves if understood?

My issue with dreams is that we can induce lucid states and create whatever it is we desire. It's hard to think so analytically about it when thats the case.

Sure we can measure the synaptic behavior while somebody dreams. But we still don't really understand dreams all that well.

yes and it was terrifying the time or two it happened to me. Until you realize what's going on and how to roll with it..kind of like LSD

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>odd dreams
>implying this isn't odd
Explain.

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I had a dream where God told me to listen to him carefully.

God said to me: Alex Jones is right about everything.

>Be me
>Not you obviously
>Again, freaking desert
>Can't really see much
>Everything is so bright
>Sky looks whitish
>Is this a huge white pillar?
>I'm chained
>Why am I chained to a pillar?
>Fuckdammit how in the actual fuck I got here
>See something at the corner of my eye
>A black armed human figure
>Not nigger in case you are thinking shit
>Wait. Oh fuck, he's armed
>Freak the fuck out
>Come there's gotta be a switch or a door
>Oh shit am chained
>Shot
>Chains break
>Oh shit, oh fuck, fuckdammit
>I'm being shot
>Run bitch! Run!
>I fall down a hill
>More shots
>Not even a fat fuck would roll like me
>My heart will burst out
>I hit a couple boulders on my way down
>Hit the dust hard
>Wait, red dust?
>Where the heck am I
>There is a collapsed tent, or thrown clothes
>Whatever I gotta hide or die
>Crawl my way into the weird shit
>What wizardy is this?
>Thing was really a tent
>Harry Potter style, big a cozzy inside
>Oh shit, I recognize that shadow
>I won't come in, just stands there
>It walks away
>Let my sore legs go
>Fall ass first on floor
>Lie down

>Wake up, sweating like a pig on a slaughter-house in the middle of summer
>Bed and sheets completely drenched
>In the middle of the freaking winter

This was a more frightening yet shorter dream just before going to basic, I had a discussion with my mom about the whole military thing and I guess that's what really fueled it.

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Isn't that like a chocobo or something? Looks dope.

Pshh it would be up to the parents to do that user. At least in America they would never teach it in schools or anything.

God would never have told me that because I don't know who Alex Jones is.

We need better science. Just observing things happening doesn't accomplish much.

For example, in my hypothesis of dreams being biologic file- compressing, I would predict that lucid dreaming is not adequate rejuvenating sleep. That could be tested.

It's a good habit to wonder about things we don't "know" about.

Ive never tried LSD. If its anything like a lucid dream I should do it.

well, apart from what i mentioned there have been "one-off" kind of dreams which were very different compared to what seems normal. like, there was the dream about finding him wounded on the mountainside, tending to his injured leg and he wanted to move to an open area near the cliffside, so I got under him and helped him move by holding his leg up and letting him hobble to where he wanted to go, only for him to lay down and force me to move.forward, leading.to him suddenly rolling and seizing me, pulling me next to his chest and belly. he pulled his tail close and kept a good grip, wouldnt let go. he had feigned being seriously hurt and it was just a ploy to get me to lay with him and watch the stars. i was a little annoyed but it was enjoyable.

its odd, because its not like most dream encounters featuring him.

It might be the closest thing to an exact opposite there is. Lucid being a synonym for sober.

Why?
They could at least explain it and let the kids do what they do at home?

MLK had a dream, and look where it got him.

>I don't know who Alex Jones

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Yes... free range niggers.

I couldn't agree more about needing better science. Hopefully sometime within my life we do. Also I'm willing to predict that it wouldn't promote a rejuvenating sleep as well.

>It's a good habit to wonder about things we don't "know" about

Amen

True, but our education system is so utterly fucked that I doubt they would unfortunately

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Hopefully when we die we can dream.

This is a good thread. Goodnight anons, hopefully nice dreams will come for you all.

Dubs of truth

She told me that astral projection was gods plan.

Kinda spoopy