Parrots are good pets

Parrots are good pets.
Why do people even get other pets?
Parrots aren't stupid, they not only eat and shit, but also talk, do tricks and hang out with you.
They are awesome.

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They're fragile and Tiny. I don't care if they can do tricks because it's not a dog that I can cuddle with. I can lightly pet it with my finger and have it perch on me but that's not as fun

Cats and dogs serve practical purposes in many settings, and are ok with hugs.

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I see. You need top of the line parrot. That is $10 000 + tip.

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>cats
>purpose
Nope. Don't even start your "muh mice" thing. It doesn't work like that.

You say that like you've never tried having a cat to kill mice

cats are good for farm barns, and that's about it. parrots and birds in general are so fragile, even the smallest illness could kill them, which would suck

Poison works. Keeping your shithole clean works. Sealing your shithole works. Cats don't work

>parrots and birds in general are so fragile, even the smallest illness could kill them, which would suck
Untrue. What is true is that they are good at hiding illnesses, until it is too late.

one main reason poison sucks is the following: it makes the mouse delirious and extremely dehydrated, and they start wandering around aimlessly, so they're easy pickings for predators. then the predators who eat them will die.

Parrots are disgusting.
Why do people even get them?
All they do is eat, shit on you, spread psittacosis and salmonella.
Parrots are disgusting.

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Depends. This is why bait station exist.

This

>all that bird shit on the shoulder
yeah, birds make super pets

Yes, but it doesn't smell anyhow.

>I am smell blind to bird shit now

Don't forget that they bite badly

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How can you become smell blind do something that doesn't have any smell?

to something, fix

hey dumb nigger it literally has no scent. go experience nature

parrots are great as long as you have MAD cash to take care of them properly. the only people who should own exotic animals are the rich, not filthy weebs that have them live in filth instead of a 15,000 dollar cage in their own room.

>>t. a rich person with 4 parrots

This. Go find some seagulls, and feed them. You will quickly reilase even shit from those junk eating niggers doesn't smell.

>parrots are great as long as you have MAD cash to take care of them properly. the only people who should own exotic animals are the rich
True. I got my parrot when I was like 16, and it is the reason why I still haven't KMS, and why I'm studying in uni.
>a 15,000 dollar cage in their own room.
Holy-o-fuck. With couple liters of beer, one friend and $500 you can build superior cage yourself, from stainless steel mesh and powder coated mild steel tubes.
If you're broke, simple untreated wood with stainless mesh and stainless fasteners would work.
>t. a rich person with 4 parrots
Which species?

Yes, bird poop on clothing. It doesn't stink, and pretty easy to remove using washing machine.

Hey, don't shill birdpill. Birds are supreme elite leader pets only.

But can you fuck your parrot?

Plebs don't know that bird shit is for good luck and money...
Have you ever wondered why all big parrot owners are rich in general?

They don't shut the fuck up. My friend had a parrot and I wanted to fucking kill it. You can't cuddle with them - they're just fragile bones, feathers, and claws and beaks. They suck.

>They don't shut the fuck up. My friend had a parrot and I wanted to fucking kill it.
Based parrot.
>You can't cuddle with them - they're just fragile bones, feathers, and claws and beaks. They suck.
You can. Even with smaller birds. Just don't be a retard.

Hey, don't hurt my feeling. I would literally $1M if someone will make parrot so big, so it is fuckable

>Just don't be a retard.

Well, since you already think parrots are a top tier pet, I believe you fail on that advice.

Yes, top is kinda low tier for parrot. My bad. God tier would be better suited.

Yes.

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>Why do people even get other pets?
Because they don't want being shitted.

Parrots are supreme pets.
Even getting shitted feels good.