Watching Thor

>Watching Thor
>Waiting for my brother to come home
>His girlfriend (hottie walks in)
>"Oh, Chris Hemsworth! Alright!"
>Sits next to me. Close. She's wearing short shorts and a shirt with no bra
>veryaroused.jpg
>Hemsworth is shirtless
>GF grins and bits her lower lip
>I read online that's a sign a girl is turned on
>Want to confirm
>Crane my head to look at her shirt, slyly seeing if her nipples are hard.
>"What?"
>She noticed, and I blurt what I'm thinking, no time for a lie
>"Are they hard?"
>selfcringe.jpg
>"What?"
>I try to cover.
>"Uh, is it hard? Dating my brother. He works weird hours."
>She frowns
>"Not really. 9-5 is pretty standard."
>"Cool," I nod.
>She scoots away from me and says she has to go now, tells me to tell my brother she stopped by

I think she was weirded out, but was that a good cover?

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Fucking children seriously. Fuck off with this shit you faggot.

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you should kys now user to save any embarrassment

Is he doing that catch a predator show again?

Poor cover. She was weirded out.
You should have stuck to the truth and dealt with the outcome...
Now you're wondering what's coming next... on the chan...

Well there have been some other embarrassing moments, but though I love my brother, sometimes I think his girlfriend likes me, cause she's always smiling at me and sometimes she watches movies with me when waiting for him to come home.

She doesn't like you, you're a child. She likes your brother you stupid cunt.

Ah, but some people say I LOOK like my older brother! So if she's attracted to him, it's possible that she may also be attracted to me maybe?

Touch her boobies next time.

hope she tells your brother and he beats your fucking ass

That's assault, brotha.

What could she tell him? Unless she could say with accuracy what I actually asked, if she conveys what she thinks I said, he'll just think I was showing concern about their relationship. (Assuming I fooled her).

Why don't you just try and find some of your own poontang instead of trying to steal your brothers Captain Autismo?

Uh, who says I don't? I think you're making some major assumptions there, friend. For all you know, I'm out there crushing tight slizz every night.

Decent, you should have just said is it hard cause he's retarded. Next time just ask if she's turned on by Thor. Or if you want to be stupid you could have asked if she's not wearing a bra.

Commit suicide user
There's no other way

Enjoy the shame

>"He works weird hours."
>"Not really. 9-5 is pretty standard."
fucking neet

>Watching Thor
faggot

Actually, I do have a job. I work at Jamba Juice (or Juice Stop or Robek's or some other place. Don't dox me), and I have much more comfortable hours than my brother, which is why I asked.

No, no you're not. Because you're asking advice on an anonymous bulletin board you stupid fuck. STOP fantasizing over your brothers girlfriend you beta cunt.

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This ^

So I assume you're all as pathetic as me?

This ^

Just be a man and admit what you were thinking you faggot. You look like a creepy weirdo doing what dumb shit you did. At least if you're honest she'll respect that and you can turn it into a joke. Wtf is wrong you

You're reaching. Hard. Also, have some respect for this brother you allegedly love and stop thinking of his girl like that. If you were my little brother I wouldn't say a word I'd just kick your ass and let you figure out why

Lol we all know that's just silly. Come on

Showing compassion and concern about her relationship with my brother is creepier than asking about her nipples?

Looking at her nips and then trying to hide it is creepier than admitting it, yes.

Nah it's not given that she left should've ask something like "hemworth right now or my brother?"

"user, I caught your little brother staring at my tits and he asked me 'are they hard?'. I was shocked that he would say that to me and I asked him to repeat himself and he tried to play it off like he was asking if it was hard to date you because of your work hours. I think he likes me and you should talk to him."

Or all that but change the last sentence.....

"I think he likes me and you should kick his ass."

Or.....

"I think he likes me and you should let him know I dont."

It only gets worse

Well, asking if her nipples was hard was kind of a natural information seeking response, based on what I already knew. Is the lip biting thing just a myth? Because she was definitely checking hemsworth out, and I could use that in my defense if confronted.

Any guy who is offended by their girl checking out a guy like Hemsworth is an insecure fuck.

>i could use that in my defense if confronted

Lol no.

he looks retarded anyways. farkin t-rex arms

Holy fuck I hope your brother beats the shit out of you

How old are you btw?

does it fkn matter wtf /bbb\ro

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I want to see the new spawn. Do you guys think it's going to be pretty violent? I hope so..