Its my birthday today, and the only gift I ask for is bad food porn

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Hey it's my birthday too, man. Happy birthday!

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Closest I got
Happy bday OP

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Thats all I've got OP

Happy bday

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Fuck that. Jesus Christ people used to have shit taste in food.

Something that's deliberately gross is nowhere near as satisfying as...

...Something that's truly horrendous, yet somebody thought was a great idea. I love mayo, but Jesus H Christ on a crutch, it's not a centerpiece.

Also: Happy Birthday, OP.

I am at work looking at these and i was on the floor laughing so hard i couldn't breathe. God bless ya'll. Fuck.

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I liked the party potato salad.
Looked like a good idea.

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