My bf is an asswipe troglodyte. He’s cheated on me & is addicted to porn despite having a banging hot gf...

>banging hot gf

Lmao. Shes something between ugly and medicore at best. Also fat.

Subjectivity aside, you are not as hot as you think, and your aditude sucks. He'd be better fucking slags like you on the side and focusing on science instead of making his gf happy.

Haggard as fuck. Those tits will only get you so far.

Don't flatter yourself, OP

Here you go sweetheart. Tits, time stamp, and some pussy for good measure ;)

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U in mountain time zone?

You taking requests?

Ugly fat cow with a pancake face. No wonder your bf fucks other girls.

Damn. Moarr

I’m going to agree with you on the fact that he should be focusing on science. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together should be. Also, I’m not delusional and therefore aware that I’m not a super model. So thank you, Master of the Obvious, but I’m still probably better looking than any chick you’ve ever boned.

Lovin those tits

You're ugly lmfao

that's not a time stamp, bitch

Lmao why don't u reply instead of posting so they can't know you replied to them

OP, I'd like pics of you shoving something up your pussy

let's see you spread wide, lovely

> if you don't like me you're an incel ;^)

Just so you know, this is the girl he fucked lmao. A literal shovel- faced land whale with rotting front teeth. And the best part? Her dog bit him in the face, and he has a huge scar on his cheek for the rest of his life now.

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Cute ass

Yo guys, Shoreline Mafia goes hard yerme

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why dont we find out who you really are? ;) id like to meet your friends and tell them about you

>I’m still probably better looking than any chick you’ve ever boned.
No you are not. The ugliest girl i ever fucked was a young hooker from poland few years ago. And you are uglier than her.

I’m sorry my dude, this is my first time posting on Yea Forums. I’m on mobile and I don’t own a PC. To be completely honest with you I have no idea wtf I’m doing.

You look like a little pork sausage.

Gay, i'm on mobile too, just tap on the numbers to reply like I'm doing now

You are what you eat.

lurk moar you fucking retard

Looks hotter than you tbh.

Post vids of yourself.

Good luck, because I don’t have any. And even if I did, they wouldn’t give a shit.

Why don’t you come round to my place and let me pump a load into you? I’m sure he’d really hate knowing another man’s cum was leaking out of you as you dump him.

You're like... 2:30 AM bang worthy if every other girl in the bar said no and I really needed to get it.

I'll do it if at least one poster gets dubs in this thread.

Your body looks like it consist of just fat and bones. Hideous.

I'd rather fuck her. I don't think I could handle your saggy ass titties being all up in my face.

U got dubs

In that case, that makes you a giant hairy black schlong

CHECKED

Ur boyfriend is a loser. Kik me I’ll take care of that ass terren1981

Well. Check em.

Thanks homie, I’m still learning the ropes here.

00

What’s your request?

OP is a dude you fucking retard.

this???

eat shit and die

Np

That timestamp is ass. Draw time across chest and post.

Dubs, now u gotta do it

Are you like... twelve? Hope you have a better day my dude. Take care.

33 dubs in the thread

OP HAS NOT PROVIDED A REAL PHYSICAL TIMESTAMP. LARPER CONFIRMED

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Here you go sweetie

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ive got balls of steel

Here is a real picture of op, no lie

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Now there is 99 dubs hoe

Balls of steel? What is that?

Sorry that I’m a fucking retard and don’t know what you want for the time stamp, I’m on a phone and I don’t have a PC. So here’s my ass.

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post yourself in a tight dress pls check em

OP sitting there thinking we actually believe him.

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No ass pics? How bout you bend over

You are fucking gorgeous, do you have a Kik?

My bad dude, I’m on mobile and I’ve never done this before.

Write.on.a.piece.of.paper.dumbass.whale

Dubs

Fuck off, incel. OP is a real girl you fucking brainlet. Back to plebbit with your faggotry.

You grab a marker. Write date and time on paper. Take a fucking picture of you holding it. Post the bitch. Not hard lardtard.

How am I a dude tho? I should post a pic with a sign. Tell me what to write on it, and I’ll post it.

dank memes my dudes one sec ill look for paper

We will not see a written timestamp as OP IS A FAGGOT. And a dude.

write your name on it or we know you're a dude

write "i love big black cocks"

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Wtf?

Name or gtfo

Great idea my dude. One moment here, I’ll do it.

Your name is the only acceptable form of timestamping.

op If you're in NW montana my gf and I will take you in. You both can play with my thick dick, we're clean and chill

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A fucking date and time. Thats what timestamp is.

You are far and away the fattest, most heinous "banging hot" girl to ever larp here. A diet, exercise, and more frequent bathing would do you a world of good.

One moment my man, I’ll write the time on my hand or something and post it in the picture.

and your gf might be even fatter than op

mmm yes yes i very much like can you shov a sheet of paper up ur butt hole after u poop and pull it out and take a pictur so we can see the poopoo and the blood from ur papercut

shes chubby slut forsure

>sexy
>these deformed tits
actually choose one

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Your gf looks like 14 y old fat boy

One second my dude im looking for a marker.

post yours

can u poo on ur hand and wipe it all over your tits for us pls

Im not that stupid lmao

I bet you’re a perfectly chiseled stud irl, right? You’re probably a morbidly obese, autistic neckbeard. eating chicken nuggets and drinking Mountain Dew in your moms basement as you breathe heavily over your keyboard.

A 4/10 is not banging hot.

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pls girl poop on your hand and rub rub it all over your boobies pls i show you good money if you do this i am very rich girl

Dead thread. OP is a faggot in his mom's basement. Cant show a timestamp. /thread

when your backfat is as big as your bruised titties

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We know YOU are exactly that, based on your photos u fat cunt. Plus your boyfriend doesnt want to fuck you.

wtf Molly? Didn't you fucking go to jail for diddling your little brother?

good try beaner

she looks like she diddles kids

That wasnt me who posted this photo. My gf is equally hot tho. You better go fuck your shrek gf with your tiny willy fag.

Can you send me a video of you fucking yourself? My kik is mitch4y0u

The thing she is holding up, says that she voted. Any idea which side she voted for?

lol jelly angry larper, someones fedora is in a bunch

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Kek

You are the one sounding angry my friend.

I-It wasn't me I-I swear guys!

put a sharpie up your butt and show us. preferably a green one

woops sry put wrong day somehow lol

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right? lol larpers these days..

Stand up, hold that piece of paper in front of your tummy, take a pic with your tits and face in it

Now we can talk, stick 2 fingers in your cunt and one in your ass

You right!

I was going to help you out but you're a fucking retard.

Hell yeah someone gets it and I didn't notice I had trips

put a sharpie up your butt

post moar tits and post a pic fingering yourself you slut
you like knowing people are jacking off to you don't you you dirty whore?

Put something in between your tits

dang Im going to lose sleep over this, my bad.

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Nice tits. Run that furry blanket across your nipples and tell us how it feels.

Wtf is this. Show your face and tits and that piece of paper in your hand on same picture.

why are you covering her belly? embarrassed? kek

Mmm Those lips need to be wrapped around my dick

You got kik?

Any chance of a full body nude?