When was the last time you were in a situation where you had an opportunity to murder someone and get away with it?

When was the last time you were in a situation where you had an opportunity to murder someone and get away with it?

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Just last night. I broke into a house thinking it was empty but I saw someone sleeping in the couch snoring. I could’ve slit her throat easily and ran away but I just watched her sleep for a good hour... just contemplating... before taking off...

Kek! What?

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pics or fake

Last night as a matter of fact. I was post-fap KO on the couch when some nigger breaks into my house. If I hadn't just fapped I'd have raped and murdered him, but I sensed I couldn't get it up, so I just pretended to sleep. The fucker stayed for a good fucking hour too, completely zoning out. Probably on acid or something.

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same faggin

Just last night. I followed this nigger down the street and saw him sneak into someones house. I followed him and found him watching some naked guy sleep on a couch. Decided to nope the fuck out before it got weird.

You should probably slit your own throat instead.

I’m a chef de cuisine, so literally every day

Nope

Was me, retard

This is pretty cool actually

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Too late

Now trying desperately convince. You failed. You're alternating between your phone data service and ur shitty cable service.

just last week...

nah, you fucked up and your trying to double down because its your only choice.

but we all know you are guilty of the worst of crimes, being wrong on the internet.

Get a load of this nigger

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Just last night. I had just broken into some house only to find the owner jacking off to furry porn. I was just about to attack him when some nigger breaks into the same fucking house. I decided to hide behind the couch where the owner had just fallen asleep. The nigger just stood there, staring. After 30m I managed to sneak out the back.

Someone just got caught red-handed.

poster here

Just let the retard have this
If this makes this mungaloid happy, just give it to him

Kek at the fact that you might be the "woman" user posted about and he was high on psychoactives and mistook you for one.

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>did, 2009 Afghanistan
>could have, 2012 Northwest Africa
Or
>now, live in Ga and conceale carry

Just last night. I had just broken into some house only to find the owner jacking off to furry porn, a guy behind the couch and some guy who looked like he was fried on cid . I was just about to ask what the fuck was going on when some nigger breaks into the same fucking house. I decided to hide behind in the kitchen just as the owner had fallen asleep. After 30m I managed to sneak out the side after the guy behind the couch started leaving.

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Show your gun or fake.

top fucking kek, I'm loving every second of this thread

Fuck off boomer man i noticed it was a shitpost halfway Quality shit!

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Easy fam. Also checked

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Topkek boomercosplayanon

Thank you for the thread guys,holy shit!

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your handwriting is really shitty

That’s a nice reaction image.

Thank you. It's a strength for essays I have to write for college exams.

Nice airshit, user

airsoft is for faggot children

OP the airsoft king lol

7 years ago I stabbed a homeless man. I was on mdma (molly) walking home and he started talking to me from across the street then started following me saying some shit about no one wants to be his friend. I dipped into some apartments for 10 mins trying to avoid the inevitable confrontation. when I came out he was waiting so I started heading closer to my house. He finally was standing in front of me and I can tell he was fucked up on something but not my happy party drugs probably something more depressing like meth or bath salts. So I tell him to fuck off he doesn’t want this fight (I’m 6’5 260 about 15% body fat) so this fuck has what I would call a fighting stick ( solid straight branch) he is gripping it tight he swings I block it (nasty bruise on forarm from the block) I hit him a could times he drops it looked like the was reaching for something so split second reaction I pulled my blade and stabbed him in the back 3 times. I can now see that he was reaching for a blade but he fled. I’m sure he must have bled out in the homeless camp down by the canal he fled. I went home and think about it periodically

Just last night actually, I had broken into this house a few hours ago to shit in the toilet and had to hide under the couch when I heard someone coming, motherfucker sat down on the couch and busted the fattest nut id ever seen and to the most disturbing furry scat i had ever witnessed, right before passing out, though i might have to kill him to avoid being raped, then i noticed some other fucking guy watching him, and a guy watching that guy, then i seen a dude behind the couch, and heard some guy cracking a can of monster in the kitchen. I decided to be quite and wait it out

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Just last night actually, I snuck down from the attic where i live for a midnight snack. I saw some guy who had broken into this house a few hours ago to shit in the toilet and had to hide under the couch when he heard someone coming, motherfucker sat down on the couch and busted the fattest nut id ever seen and to the most disturbing furry scat i had ever witnessed, right before passing out, though i might have to kill him to avoid being raped, then i noticed some other fucking guy watching him, and a guy watching that guy, then i seen a dude behind the couch, and heard some guy cracking a can of monster in the kitchen. There was some other faggot quietly jacking off. I lost my appetite and managed to sneak back i tithe attic.