Be a 27 year old virgin

>pay a girl
>for vag
Dude just clean yourself up and lie and say you're a rich investment banker or some shit. Have a few friends come with you to a bar and have them act the part, maybe congratulating you and "buying you drinks" for making a major merger, acquisition or some shit. When bitches sees a bunch of guys complimenting you and such, they'll show up. Continue the lie and you'll be laid in no time. Just play modest and say you've been doing well and this sudden explosion of success is "humbling." Some broad will be riding your cock before you know it.
And when you bone her, have her take you to her place as your place is being renovated now that you have money or some shit. Bitches and hoes man.

Thats your choice. I was 29, the "free girl" time happened when I was 22 and was an uncompleted blow job.

I don't regret paying for it but i wish i hadn't as now i worry about it getting out should i meet someone.

19 and I will stay a virgin until I die

Uncut virgin here at 24

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Cut your hair, dress decently (no fedoras!), fake some confidence (virtually indistinguishable from actual confidence), and try online dating cite. Convey you have life ambitions, and show calm confidence and interest in her, and it will work out. Don't waste time chit chatting online. Meet for coffee date quickly. It's not dangerous.

Yo i saw this thread last night, im 20 but i plan on losing it soon.
Never really did shit b4 bc i was shy and shit but im starting to get more confident

Hey so do you retain wizard status if you eventually fuck after 30 or what?

i lost my virginity on my 26th birthday.

53 year old virgin

I was shown Yea Forums 8 or 9 years ago by my step-son, he moved on but I still come here on weekends.

I'm 28, but I lost my virginity earlier this year.

Fun fact, I've also been a Yea Forumstard since I was 14