ask a guy who accidentally picked up a tranny prostitute anything
Ask a guy who accidentally picked up a tranny prostitute anything
David Miller
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Mason Parker
Had sex?
Joseph Green
Did you at least try it?
Christian Wright
god no, im not an animal
Jayden Cruz
>be me
>buy a room
>prostitute takes off underwear
>"what is that!"
>mfw its bassically a mutilated ballsack
>mfw prostitute says "its still a pussy"
>mfw i already had my pants down
>mfw i had an existential conversation with a prostitute
>mfw this night happened
John Lopez
>accidentally picked up tranny prostitute
>accidentally...
Jace Perez
How's your back?
Jack Cooper
Would you suck my milk enabled tranny tits?
Julian Long
bruh it was 4am and barely any light since city wont replace street lights. so didnt really see "his" face.
Asher Miller
nope
Isaiah Long
jeez that's harsh
Joseph King
yep
its nightmare fuel
on the bright side im not gay
Caleb Green
Brody Edwards
a friend of mine paid 150€ just to have a 2hour conversation with a prostitute. he went there to have sex but he didn't even took his cloth. he said he was too drunk to remember how excactly this could happen. we call him the whore whisperer since then.
Cameron Myers
I don't know about anyone else here but I'm totally believe you. I once accidentally sucked 4 dicks. It was like 4 am and really greasy because the city dumped all their grease there. I just kept slipping and falling mouth first on these guys erect penises.
Jaxson Kelly
did you feel a sense of pride and accomplishment for doing it?
Caleb Bennett
She's gorgeous!
Jayden Howard
where did you hide the body?
Henry Jones
good news, turns out your gay; do with that info whatever you will.
Aaron Edwards
once i accidentally had analsex with my gay husband. it was like 4am and the bedroom was dark, i slipped and landed dick first on his ass. took me 45min before i noticed i was fucking a guy in the ass. weird shit happens sometimes.
Jeremiah Perez
for turning down a tranny. lord yes. i feel relieved.
Juan Clark
see
Gabriel Sanders
Sorry dood, it could be worse. It could be a tranny with aids or a tranny with a monster dick
Joseph Sullivan
didnt need to hide a body. though clairvoyant motel owner immediately wanted the keycard back as i was leaving
Kayden Price
This guy right here gets it. I almost fell ass first on a dick the other day. I can just get so clumsy sometimes. I wonder if something is wrong with my inner ear.
James Miller
its a thing aparently. though it all depends where there bananas in your life?