What popular foods have you not eaten?

Kale. I won't even try it.

Kale is a God-tier food. Why not try it?

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The difference between plants and mushrooms is that plants can branch off and have healthy nutrients. With mushrooms there's no branches you're literally eating shit and fungus.
It still is just literal piles of shit.
I've tried it for you. It's garbage and isn't even that healthy despite what people have been saying.

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Quinoa. Fucking gay rice

I do not think I've ever tried quinoa and I'm not planning to.

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I actually tried that recently. Not bad, flavor-wise, but the texture feels like you're eating rice with grime.

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Twinkies, burrito, taco,Quesadilla, Ribeye and T bone, Starbucks tea/Coffee, real fried Chicken (olny hat normal chicken wings with batter on them),Bud light

Oh and corn dogs

Buffalo wings.

>twinkies
>burrito
>taco
>quesadilla
>ribeye
>t-bone
>coffee
>real fried chicken

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Because that stuff's not popular in Europe? Cause I've also not tried any of them

You're not a nigger or a hipster cunt, congratulations

Oysters

Brit here. I was in San Diego a few years ago and got a corndog from 7/11. It was pretty shit. The americans don't know how to make good food - they only understand big in general. Even the "european style" restaurants in California were mostly shit. They just don't get it.

On the plus side I checked out this girl in another aisle and she gave me her phone number lol

>not knowing where to get good food in America
>going with the big meme to compensate

Stop being fat and stupid

your moms ass

This. Was in SF for some time and whenever I went to eat I was like holy fuck is this really for one person? No wonder they're all fatasses

cos only faggots like you eat it

Why? Fucking love eating that fat hairy bitch

Not everything is triple-large lard, tastelet.

yes dad

>boogers

Agreed. Shit

Buffalos don’t have wings you dumb cunt

I seriously do not get it why they are in any way popular at all they are literal sea boogers in a hard shell and cost a fortune to boot

Whoever was the first person to eat an oyster was a sick fuck

Who was the first person to suck a goat's tit? Who was the first madman to climb head first into a beehive? Many foods we currently have need so many questions answered

>shit this thing inside the shell that looks like an aborted faetus probably tastes fucking great
That’s a pretty fucked mindset

Guess I'm not missing out on much, then.

>was a hungry chap
FTFY.

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I figure that person was starving and stuck in an area where only those shell covered snots were available.

>hey guys this snot actually tastes fucking great
>let's make it so that they are ridiculously expensive
>also some of them contain weird shiny balls we could trade with the neighboring tribe for sex slaves and real food

Amerifat ones do and they're virtually extinct so I refuse to eat them.

Hot Dog on a Stick does then justice imo.
I hardly remember eating it, to the point that I'm not even sure I've had it.
I almost feel sorry for you.

I've heard so much hype about the Halal Brothers, and the pizza they're associated with, but I haven't tried them yet.

delicious

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I think oysters are expensive due to the way they're harvested/treated. Same could be said of swordfish.

Bison makes for an excellent burger.
I almost feel sorry for you as well.

Seafood, especially crustaceans were considered peasant-tier shit only some 200 years ago. Even they did not want it and it was usually processed into chum to catch proper fish. Only when pretentious white people living inland developed a taste for lobster did this stuff become expensive.

>funfact
>anywhere you are in the world you probably get farmed fish from Vietnam/SE asia.
>raised on human shit
>destroy environment.

Know your provenance

pop tarts.
dear god do i want them, though

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It’s the buffalos fault for not flying away if they’re going extinct.

I just ate a kilo of chocolate.
I need help.

You diabetic?

Where are they popular?

Are you that kid from Hey Arnold?

My stomach looks like Arnold’s head

>"smashed avocado"

Yeah I've eaten avos but now there's this whole faggot culture of 'smashed' ones which means, you guessed it, mashed. Usually a tasteless waxy layer on a shitty $15 sandwich with added Kale and a topping of pretentiousness

Avocados are pretentious any way you look at them. Overpriced mostly tasteless green shit

Guacamole's better.

Milltea? I don't know

Jesus christ I can't even imagine eating that much in one sitting, how are you not puking

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I just did a bit

They are delicious. Need a lil lemon and cocktail sauce

Then they look like aborted foetuses that someone’s jizzed on. With a hint of lemon6 freshness!

Avocado

fuck outta here

This shit

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They taste amazing, but the texture is fuuuuuuucked

Wait this is popular somewhere outside France?

chic fila, i wont eat at that bigoted anti-gay shithole,

if i want chicken i will go to KFC or a chicken express, i refuse to support bigots

Chic fila is allll I eat. I drop the wrappers around my local college and it pisses the lgbtfucks off big time!

Most countries in SE Asia eat gastropods

Yep, in Spain some people eat this shit too

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Waffles

stranger things gave me a hankering for eggos, but they don't sell them in bongland

Since when are canines gastropods?

Most people in America take home their leftovers for another meal. Fatasses eat it all right there.

McDonalds.

crabs, something about them disgusts me. i'll happily eat lobster and shrimp though

I've tried real crab and it was fucking disgusting. Probably the only food of which I like the imitation form more than the actual thing.

Had it once because “fuck it, my as well”
Expected to hate it

Ordered it twice more while on that trip

bacon

This. Usually you eat 1/2 to 2/3 of those dishes and take the rest home for the next day

Most countries in SE Asia eat anything that moves

salaam

i think there would be a lot less tension in the middle east if the jews and mussies ate some bacon

There would be a lot less tension in the world if they fucking ate each other

Ass.

You've never had donkey? Or the rear parts of any animal?

I've never eaten anything with avacado in it

sushi

How is sushi popular? Outside of asia no one really gives a fuck.

it's popular, people do give a fuck

Maybe I live under a rock, then.

sushi's popular all around the world since the 70s

i would say so yeah

penis

American shit; Poptarts, Pizza Pockets, etc

Anything Chinese. Fucking overrated slave food

Most of you fucktards eat literally the shittiest iteration of foods and write it off entirely.

I mean, some shithead ate 711 food and thinks it represents all American food. What a fuckhead

america bad ythe whte man will end

Fuck u bitch

They're too dry, not that good. Though they taste better if you freeze them.