What's your useless talent, Yea Forums?

What's your useless talent, Yea Forums?

I can freehand draw the United States from memory.

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I'm really good at sexting and getting nudes. I have a girlfriend, so not going to use the skill

I can turn my dick on and off. Wait.... thats pretty useful... nevermind

that's pretty cool, user
the guy said useless

I don't have a gag reflex, so I could suck some mean dick. Pretty useless though since I'm a straight male.

I'm quite fast at balancing objects.

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Can't use it.

Pretty good, but you forgot half of Michigan

I can cum without touching my dick

I’m very good at lying, but no one can tell. Soooooooooooo

That's pretty neat, actually. Wouldn't mind to have that.
I know how to forge metal in the wild. It's useless because it'll never really be helpful in the modern age.

RIP upper peninsula

won't use it*

this a lie?

how did you learn to do that? satan

from some dude in a van. He offered me a weird drink.

Nah

not entirely useless but i can roll perfect cigarettes exceptionally fast.

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People here would buy big bucks for your talent

pretty damn solid, op. something about the kentucky/tennessee seems a little fucked up, but maybe i'm just tired. and michigan, but you i think you fucked that up last time too. its ok, fuck michigan, and fuck the great lakes

I know or can learn the lyrics to any song.

As someone who's also quite good at lying, I cannot see how anyone would deem it useless.
It's got my arse out of trouble countless times.

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Sounds like something that'd be useful for someone working in the entertainment industry, even at low levels.

I can throw up and piss on command

The former sounds like it'd be perfect for a fat teen.

I can sort of beat box but I only have three sets I'm really good at.

Different user here, but you can cum hands-free with enough prostate stimulation.

Idk what people buying deer has to do with him rolling cigarettes

where is this place? I rarely see people rolling themselves. for me, rolling is like foreplay.

Too bad my degree is in chemistry and the only instrument I play is violin.

god damn upper peninsula gets me every time

At least you have an inkling of what to do if you ever get bored with that.

I have encyclopedic knowledge of crunkcore.

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i can get dubs/trips/quads whereever i want.

This, THIS, is truly the most useless thing in the thread so far.

I can label parts of weather and geological phenomena by memory. Shit like tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos, etc. Like the scientific names to each part of them.

lots of liars on Yea Forums

check'em fgt

I'm extremely flexible but only in yoga butterfly position

well ok no but you'll shitted your pants if i had gottem

I'm very good at speedbag and playing scales on guitar

I write really good poetry

Okay, Fantastic.

I can sleep for 14 hours straight and still feel tired.

Stop drinking or doing drugs and you won't be tired...

>no upper Michigan
>no DC
>no PR
>no VI
>no Guam
>Illinois, Indiana, WV, Maryland, Pennsylvania all fucked up
>Colorado-NM border all fucked up
>Mississippi and Alabama are way to long north to south
>New England way too far north

I just did that yesterday Got up at 9:30 PM
3:10 Am here.

stop touching your pee pee so much

that's because your body doesn't need 14 fucking hours of sleep

Same. I have to set an alarm, or ill just literally keep going for 12-14 hours.

I bet I could sleep longer but I never really tried.