New ylyl

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kernel sanders lol haharofl
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I cant reach my battle station. Some one else take a dump on this thread.

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Anyone have the webm of the streamer telling the story about someone on a bike being ran over

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Chuckled

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Imagine the smell

Lost

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Lost

>Livin' in an anti-vaxer's paradise

>>Livin'
Are you sure about that?

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Blowjob?

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why is the top frame not hila. tremendous fuck up on whoever made this.

how do i search for the original WITHOUT being put on a list?

What list? It's not porn.

Big data

too late. just added you to the list.

Retard

fuck

in that case where's the source video

search lolita on imagefap

Worst ylyl ever

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This

Legitimately funny

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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It is now you're here

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had to find it myself

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What's in slime?

I want to strip it naked and paint it blue and roll it around a room while singing odd songs.

Please kill yourself
Im serious
Do it

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Yee yee

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nice try FBI get outta here

I'd still eat the booty

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: z4zertwoj3
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
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who are u quoting?

It's a shit pasta in every thread. Nice to see mods actually do their jobs

Bump

Mods are busy fucking your mom

That's possibly the worst post on Yea Forums right now. Please leave.

lost hard

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not gonna lie. that was funny

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Better with sound but you know how cucked Yea Forums is

Keked and dubbed

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not clicking that shit faggot

It's just kids making slime

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As per Reddit, this site is a porn website and the only thing you will find in this article is images and videos of men engaged in sexual acts with each other. There has also been a thread on Yea Forums of a guy getting married and then getting dumped by another man.
However, we know from information published by Yea Forums that Yea Forums has been involved in an ongoing sexual harassment and discrimination scandal that began in September 2014. This is known to the admins of the site and they would not comment on specifics on this topic and the discussion has now been deleted.
There is also a discussion thread in the /cgl/ board where some discussion on this subject has been recorded and archived by /cgl/.
A user who is currently a member in /cgl/, Yea Forums, and Yea Forums wrote a post entitled "It's been a while, but here's all the good stuff!" In his post, the user writes about how he was a "sex addict until I met someone I would call my 'little brother.'"

Pic unrelated.

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Shit he’s really getting in there

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How come you never see black school shooters?

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Found the annoying share the road faggot.

Because blacks only strike from the shadows where they blend in (and even then, only in a pack)

>Hurr durr pollution is cool
>Muh freedom
>Muh trucks

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lost

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dubs of truth

GAS GAS

As much as i hate brodozers i detest bicyclists far faaar more. This is grand.

I'd sue the fucker.

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no you wouldn't.

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Lol I absolutely would. Would love to see that redneck get raped in prison.

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How would you sue him if you can't see his plate for black smoke.

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Because it doesn't fit media narrative.

Blacks ....school ....blacks ....school
Thats like you asking why dont you ever see any asian cowboys...the only reason why white school shootings are televised and black gang related and drive by mass shootings are not is because the media and the goverment want the white shootings to stop

Niggers stay away from schools like demons stay away from churches lol

>sue
>prison
You're truly one of the greatest legal minds of our time.

He's probably a butthurt cyclist.

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You sound pretty gay

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>Muh pollution
Pretty sure the street shitters are in the lead there

>someone is worse than me
>finally, i am absolved of all responsibility
did you learn this from the bible or your favorite talk radio person

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unless they smile

>ylyl
>1991

Here we see two very different types of douchenozzle interacting with each other...

The Brodozer douche sees the Cyclist douche on his territory, and thus feels threatened by the usurpers. Thus, Brodozer deploys his diesel smoke defense not unlike a slimy, spineless squid... However, what he doesn't realize is that the two cyclist douches saw his license plate, and will thus talk to Walmart corporate in Brodozer douche's area, and have him fired.....

It's a vicious douchey circle, but society simply wouldn't be garbage without these types of retards!!

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Holy shit i lost

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Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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>55 dubbed
>???

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Any one have info on this video

fantastic , I've never came so hard

Why even bother to set up a 4ch bot if it's not even going to scam them out of money for you!?

Seriously, dumbass user, you're doing it wrong...

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Weird product placement, but ok...

GOOD

We've never come close to having the largest military we instead seek to and achieve "overmatch" in multiple combat domains, this multi-domain superiority works as a combat multiplier allowing us to swing well above our weight. Those countries that you mentioned (India, China, etc.) lack the ability to "force project" and effectively mass their troops outside their own borders. We may lose or eventually share superpower status but that dystopia you imagine won't happen in ours or our children's lifetimes.

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Which part?

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Kecky Becky.

Lol

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You fucking retard. What's the point in doing anything aside from making money? Some of us make enough that we can afford it, or don't care about a one time fee of $240 for xrummer.

If you knew anything about anything you'd know 90% of Internet users are bots between capmonster and xevil

Projecting?????
You think India can't mobilize????? Are you dim or something they have nearly 3x the population and equivalent firepower. Not to mention they have friends who would love to take a bite out of America. If you really think the USA is the only world-wide mobile - ready military then your media sources have fuckin failed you. Google the yellow vest protest. Most people don't even know about it

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just one question ... how is this funny?
I mean the shitty part with the cops cut in. where is even sense behind that?

This wasn't funny the first time, now it's just a waste of space

Cute doggo

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FBI party van came knocking. Are you new?

nig

Actual fake story outbound and this need to die

>implying that having forces thinly spread across the world is a good strategy.
Just because you have 4000 troops stationed in Guatemala doesn't mean you have a substantial military presence there. You're talking about a hundred countries with a combined population 20x what the states has. A couple of giant navy vessels will do a shit job protecting cali when it gets attacked. The wildfire nigger invasion will be swift and ruthless

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They will, when Yea Forums duff him up.

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I don't understand why people dislike bicycling. Bicycles were around first, and where the hell else are they suppose to ride those on that road? there's no sidewalk. Sorry we don't all drive cars, holy shit, do you think people with cars acted like this when people still were riding horses everywhere? no. You're the one driving the 2 ton chunk of metal, be fucking careful, pay fucking attention. I'm sorry a guy riding 30 pounds of aluminum is such a bother to you.

Holy fuck, imagine thinking India was good for anything but street shitting

im hypnotized ; not ylyl, not sexual. i just am. wtf

This is what atheists want. This is the end goal right here.

Don't be sorry. It's a beta signal of weakness and needing social approval

This isn't a salty you lose thread.

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hehe like if you hate women and their should be in kitchen B-)

Retarded fucking infidels who know nothing of the world.
>being this hive minded
>suck a log of shit and regurgitate it.

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because they dropout or get shot in the hood like the hood rats they are.

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thanks user, you made my morning faptastic

This is mean to be ylyl, not you boner you lose.

their balls didnt touch, is it homo?

Dont worry Pajeet, one more century and I'm sure you're a 1st world country

Bloody peasants

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(you)

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If it's a boi pussy that's not gey cause its a feminine ballsack

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Trump supporter vs liberals

Very

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I had an idea, let's create a thread "What does the world look to you if you've been born after 2002" and just report all posters as underage

lost, that's fucking hilarious

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>actually reading the meme and responding to it
>actually responding to the response

It’s a ylyl thread you dink’s. Lighten the fuck up.

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keep waiting kid

that was a trap i quess. look at this skinny ass.
Dude, u are fag or somethin?

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I wanna hold her at gunpoint and throw dog treats at her while I force her to sing the lollipop song.

Why, you cruising for some ass?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Look man let me break this shit down for you so you can understand better. Pay close attention here fuckwit, this is some important shit. In India I have to admit that there is some minor cases of extreme poverty, people dying from aids in the street, roaming mad max gangs who behead the townspeople if they skip protection fees. and admittedly people do occasionally shit in the streets, and the solution to this is to avoid the publicly designated shitting streets and to keep a low profile with the mob, tip your local boys when you see them at the local pub and youll bw alright. BUT .....hear me out here..those may seem pretty shitty when you compound them with god awful infastructure where electricity and water turn on between 6pm and 8pm so people fill their bathtubs with stagnant drinking water ...buuuuuuut on the other hand.....there's no age of consent and u can fuck a 12 year old for like $5. Also, because of practically no crime investigation, you can sell blow and kill people and break into people's houses with virtually zero consiquences. If you work remotely for an American company and can afford to save $1000 per month, you can afford 50 acres of land every month.
With a modest salary you can buy India within 20 years and be El presidente.


>can you say you share the same level of freedom over there in pigdog america

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I'd love to kick that potato down a flight of stairs.

Your post consists of nothing but
>no u

Imagine having the freedom to shoot a man dead while he's at a red light, dragging his bloat soaked corpse out of the drivers seat onto the street and carjacking him and not having to worry about any sort of repercussions from law enforcement efforts or even a civilian based mob justice good old fashioned everybody throws rocks at you until you die from concussion

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India wouldn't even be able to get close to American soil. All the population in the world won't save you when 100% of your ships and planes are flaming wrecks before they even get close. Get out of here with that garbage street shitter.

female ass
>yes
male man ass
>no

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is that Kasey Niastat

Hahahahahahahahaa
It has been a good ylyl

*tips fedora*
I lost to that one hard.

Idk reverse image search it and look through filenames for his name

For a lumpy lil tater tot she moves pretty well. I was completely mesmerized.

you're so fucking unfunny

>If you work remotely for an American company and can afford to save $1000 per month, you can afford 50 acres of land every month.

That’s quite the bargain for land that will have no roads running to it, no electricity or water to it, and you either walk two miles to get to a road where you ride a rickshaw with a motor on a highway of death for an hour to get to work, or you live close enough to the city that you can still smell it.

My brother in law does remote work for his company in China, Germany, and recently India. He said he thought he new what shit covered streets and trash was from his trips to China until he went to India. He said the smell permeates you and saturates your clothes even after you get on the plane to go home.

I can visit a landfill here in the US if I want a taste of India friend.

Oh but it's not true, vaccines aren't 100% so those fucking retards are using their kids like bioweapons against the children of normal people. I think we need an antivax euthanasia program.

And another post
>no u

Darwin

Niggers aren't as organized.

You think there isn't inner city school shootings? They're just to dumb to accomplish anything notable

>I can visit a landfill here in the US if I want a taste of India friend.
A US landfill is to superpower2020 streets to what an operating theatre is to a toilet

I have no idea what you’re referring to but
>imagine posting an entire paragraph without any punctuation

big clive is top tier content

Minus the pedo stuff that sounds like a good place for a vacation home. What's the Indian Mob like?

Hila would do it.

big clive is gay kek

Is this post even English? I recognize all the words but their arrangement is gibberish. Can someone decipher this?

Obviously not.

We don't even use our own soldiers half the time. We drone others.

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No shit? It's not like he's referred to himself as a "bear", repeatedly.

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Wish on, you junky fuck.

gg/ EPV4sr

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i don't read the bib-le

Called an axe-wound for a reason.

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Skull-fuck

>vacation home
Dude I’m telling you the entire country smells like a landfill. It’s no joke. It’s equal to a medieval European city. They have very little infrastructure to deal with shit and garbage. Their waterways are literally colored with pollution.

You are asking a triggered pajeet about his country and he is lying to you. Just google “the smell of India”

>what is the navy, air force, NATO, allied troops
>can deliver crushing air support within moment
Cringey shitposting

Too soon

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this looks fucking great from a bi perspective, I can tell you that kek

>there's no age of consent and u can fuck a 12 year old for like $5
tell me more

dumfuk

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Gay

Checked. Also a confused bone has arisen

Cool

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I have never understood the motive behind this

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The dick wants what it wants.

>there's no age of consent
AoC in india is 18 you idiot, tho nobody really cares.

lost kek you fucker

...implying you don't know where it is? Am I not getting the joke?

Too busy robbing and shooting in the street.

Too busy robbing and shooting in the street...

noone hates bicycling. we hate the generally entitled faggots who do the biking. they are almost always self absorbed cunts. i enjoy biking myself. just hate cyclists

What are they trying to do?

Some yogacise bullshit

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no, you

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silence, bacon dodger

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Fuckin turtle ass?

almost failed

Niggers can't buy a gun

I gont det it

average reddit user

This was stupid user

Is that a whore training program?

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average reddit user

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oh my gosh

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Admit it you're just jealous

gay


▲▲

For what, you nigtard?

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To the pic responded to?

Darwin loves you all

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The deal is society push the white guy to succeed, so if you fail they point at you:
>How come you fail? We made things easy for you and yet you fail, soo they rage and kill theirselves.

While with the blacks is like: eh, whatever. You are a nigga anyway do what you feel, we dont expect things diferent from a black man.

Of President Pullman's option to vaporize sandniggers?

Do you know how few cyclists use hand signals? Do you know how many ride side by side in a single lane? Have you ever gotten stuck in a pack of cyclists, some in front, some behind, going up a blind hill and have the cyclist behind you try passing you on the right hand shoulder, forcing you over the center line of that blind hill? Have you ever had one punch the side of your car for no reason?
There are so many reasons to hate those entitled pieces of shit.

That no one offers a cute boys anus to you on the buss

Too bad it missed the rest of these camel shits.

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no u

I'm sure they would if we didn't Hiroshima their shit. Allahlalalalalala

fag

Could you call that booty mind blowing?

Hey, don't mock them for their genetics.

wow what is this about, source?

Well this was fucking gay

Damn it was hee ass along that killed him. He was a cheating drug head guess she had enough.

I didn't think Islam smiled upon that kind of behavior

That dude must have a nanopenis.

Also, who got the 800MGET?

Source?

It was just a roll on a roll thread

As long as the "receiver" doesn't have a beard it's OK, he count's as a girl.

Did she pee herself?

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That's kind of hot

Hah, just realized she pissed herself.

Have you lost The Game recently?

As long as it's boys and not men, it's totally fine, apparently...

^ also this I guess...

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What the actual fuck?

Also as long as you're not the one being fucked its not gay its you asserting your manliness over the faggot the you're fucking

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Daddy buys my diesel

Because blacks don't attend school

>You're talking about a hundred countries with a combined population 20x what the states has.
90% of them still running 60's Soviet/Chinese surplus garbage that will probably just fall out of the sky if actually engaged by US aircraft stationed pretty much anywhere they'd go in the Pacific or Atlantic. There's basically no way a large operation like that wouldn't go unnoticed or unengaged by US forces long before they got to the homeland...

>A couple of giant navy vessels will do a shit job protecting cali when it gets attacked.
These days, a couple of giant USN vessels is well more than what most of the world can muster navally... And you also forget the entirety of the USCG and its entire mission to guard the coasts...

And let's not forget that the force, once landed, would have to deal with the rest of the militaries stationed all over the coasts and even the ones inland who've most definitely been pushed to a border to ensure the oncoming force meets more airborne copper and lead and/or explosives and/or other .us.mil toys than ever in the history of ever forever....

Finally, should that invading force indeed move onto CONUS soil, it would be met with glorious 2A resistance, yes even in Commiefornia...

An entire world coalition force would be very extremely hard-pressed to actually take the US in an overt military invasion... A coalition of rag-tag third-world former-Soviet/Chi-com surplus bullshit doesn't stand a chance against the most highly-trained and expert military in the world, son...

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Sure hope my nurses treat me this well when I'm 95,000,000 years old...

this nigga gettin sum

I chuckled

A turd is trying to return to its source...

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Fuck off

That makes no sense you inbred

kek

New York would still abort.

Whys it gotta be ff14 on the monitor user?

Anyone have vid with audio? Remember there was a song that went with it.

:)

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>be virgin for your entire life
>see true motives of females that befriend you
>sex hat keine macht

O man I'm not sure what's funnier, how smoked out those fools got or how small dudebros dick is

first part

If you wanna be the master you gotta start young

Lolwut

this was arousing

The Chad stayce

top kek

Get a gambling addiction. No money, no problem. Or you get stupid lucky and be rich af for a day before losing it all at the track because fuck horses

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JackKingOff
you retard

Its ok guys, this guy has it all figured out. Just forget the fact that China just started constructing a third aircraft carrier and has perfectly functional satelites and anti satellite weapons

Fucking faggot shut up. You probably think posting chris hansen is original and scream mods.

dont tell them the truth or you get on the list

Dead meme. Hurr durr party van XD FBI OPEN UP!!!11

Kys

This bitch looks like a beanbag.

"Muh dick is getting wet no matter what."

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com/invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: e26yaguo4d
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
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Pigeon man

LOL

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I hope he died

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Was this you on the bike? Youmadbro

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where do you find whores and escorts?

fuck you

I actually laughed at this

thanks user

because black school shootings are considered gang violence.

Lost

cuz u a autist

because there's a lot of retarded trannies that play it. And they are the most vocal so it gives the game a bad image

[spoiler] its my favorite game but I really hate the majority of the playerbase [/spoiler]

I dont think those subtitles are legit.

Underrated

Keked, well done!

get the stick out your ass.

>god i wish that were me

this is funderful. 10/10

haha newfaggots this is the average /g/ + /gif/ crossposter

why is Yea Forums full of such faggot pussies now

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chad but obviously very gay

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get a load of this cuckboi

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these aren't white people these are jews