My gf cheated on me with my best friend

my gf cheated on me with my best friend.
they don't know i know.
how do I get revenge on them ?

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Kill them.

drug the guy with Viagra and then replace their lube with clear glue and watch as they suffer

I have sex with both of their mothers

Gotta kill em man.. fucking Quran wills it

Revenge is petty, user. Just dump the bitch, and don't bother explaining. Maybe even just ghost her, and that other pos. I feel for you op

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Was a joke for all the newfags

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Fucking normie

Yeah, the passive-aggressive approach is usually the best one.

Go old school. Cut their brake lines right before the big camping trip in the mountains.

Obviously tell your friend a fake story about how you got an std and that your gf has it also. watch as your puppets mentally spiral out of control.

It would help if you have a photoshopped medical report corroborating this.

Good luck. If she denies that you didnt tell her.. Remind her of that one time she was drunk and told you about the std, it made love making better blah blah and that she must have blocked it out of her memory... Cause you know she was drunk.

thats only ever worked in bullshit horror movies and scooby doo

this plus ghost afterward

make anal sextape

this

maybe the revenge is knowing to not trust a bitch to not fuck your best friend and not giving them the time of day.

this is too utterly predictable.

time to move to another area and get new friends and not trust bitches.

Just break up with her and tell your "best friend" to fuck off.

Suck his dick. That’ll show him.

This is actually gold and not illegal

Break up with ur gf, dont talk to either of them anymore.. you know, like a mature, emotionally stable, mentally developed human being..

You gotta fucki him now. It's your turn

How do you see him through the internet

Start the revenge by posting her nudes

Hep C is a good choice good choice for this kind of revenge. Very easy to get and scary enough to cause real panic.

This. Though another variant is to "confess" that you fucked up and got HIV through an affair and promise that it will never happen again.

Whichever one you don't tell will experience the most hell when told by the other.

Suck your best friend's dick. This will make him gay, plus now he's cheating on his new gf.

contact someone that your best friend would be afraid of, the same for your gf, tell them about it and to beat the shit out of them or worse

100% kill yourself. That'll show them!

If she uses any Aerosal products, switch what is supposed to be inside it with your semen.

Step 1: Tell them both that you know and that you're okay with it
Step 2: Explain to your gf that your main concern is that she be happy, and that if sex with other men makes her happy, she should do that.
Step 3: Explain to your best friend that while it hurts that he did this behind your back, you understand that he felt societal pressure to keep it quiet and you still respect him.
Step 4: Have threesome
Step 5: Marry your girl friend and have your best friend move in as your live in fucktoy. Fuck both of them and whoever else you feel like.
Step 6: Have incredible sex every night for the rest of your life.
Step 7: 60 years from now, on your deathbed, tell your wife that you never really forgave her and did all of this because living well is the best revenge.

cut his head off and leave it in her bed while she sleeps. it worked in the godfather.

Tell them about how you posted this thread. They will realize you’re a faggot and that they probably have aids since all fags have aids.

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Just dump her and your best "friend." And next time, learn how to vet your friends better.

yeah, that'll work.

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Fags are everything wrong with this earth

use the girl as a sex toy while you look for another main
once you do find a new better main then tell the girl to fuck off lol
do what you want with the best friend

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Ghost both. They'll know.

This obviously

Best friend doesn't have a gf of his own, does he?

Fpbp

Fantastic

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Infest her house specifically her bedroom with cockroaches. Or replace her shampoo with Nair.

Have the nastiest sex one more time before taking her somewhere expensive for a date then dumping her with the bill. After that you go your separate ways.

Key here is confidence.

Propose the idea of you and gf getting your names tattooed on each other. If she thinks it's a good idea. Go do it make sure she gets hers first. Walk out and don't look back.

Just fake AIDS. It’s good enough.

To make things even and obtain balance you only have a single option. You must let your best friend fuck you.