Would this be safe to shove up my ass Yea Forums?

Would this be safe to shove up my ass Yea Forums?

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One man, one jar

Looks like there's no harm in it breaking in on yourself, just use some lube

This

do you like the stuffed peppers from Mrs Johansed?

just try not to break it, in yourself.

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It doesn't look solid, so probably not

Just get a sex toy god damn

>I have something safer and more compact.

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Absolutely. Do it. Now

Sheel be rite

Sure why not you’re going to do it anyway

rule of thumb:
dont put glass on your ass

Impossible
Live with family
Even if I buy something with "discrete shipping", they'd just open it

Dooooooooo Eeeeeeeet faggot! Brittle glass filled with some shit will totally not break at all in your ass. Post pics with timestamp or you're just a sad fat little attention whore though

That's a felony! You send a test package first with a note stating the crime, then you report that shit and make an example. A line in the Sand if you will, as fair warning was given. Unless you have some other risky shit you wanna bounce on I mean

Just fucking buy a cucumber, you faggot.

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Wash it and double bag it though, the bumpy ones can get uncomfortable if you know what I mean

This is the dildo of the future, when cucumbers don't exist.

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Dont do it OP. It won't work in there. It'll just indicate like 98.6 or something. Those only work outside the body.