OK Yea Forums i have a grand story to tell, this is a tard story. not of just any tard, The King of the lost chromosomes, Tardullu, the master of S'ped
>Be me
>Go to a fairly large high school with no tards
>Note: all tards went to another school near the next town over
>In morning block, shooting shit about D&D and WH40k and shit
>”ALL STUDENTS REPORT TO THE AUDITORIUM”
>Went to the auditorium and get the highest seats we could find to avoid the niggers who sit in front
>Principal announces some changes to our classes
>Wut?.png
> “We have some new students joining us from another school district”
>All of these, things, chambeling chromosomal horrors and defects of the mind linger forth from the stage
>Deargod.jpeg
>roughly 30 of them
> 10 roughly below 5’5 and extremely large. These will be known as the plague bearers.
>12 who were fairly skinny with autism and various other disorders of the mind, they shall be known as harpies
>11 were of the normal downy variety, but they were more primal than the others. These shall be known as The Beasts
>Now thats only 29 of the tards, what about the last one?
>He, Tardullu, only one of his kind.
>6’3, unbearable amounts of fat, Grease stained hoodie of the minecraft creeper and a noticeable beard.
>Unbearable stench and never bathed and he had 2 extra chromosomes
>They put on a show in the stage, dancing and waving to their “New buddies”
>They made their own song about being friends and shit
> Tardullu’s voice is a low downy grumble
>MFW we see these shamblers from another world
>MFW the smell reaked into the auditorium
>a plague bearer shat himself because of stage fright and was escorted to the baby changing changing station
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Part II
Tardullu’s first attack
>Be me
>currently in the gym
>Playing a type of soccer with the swivel boards (You know the ones)
>Having legit fun and a good time
>From across the gym Tardullu and 3 Plague bearers walk in atended by a greenhorn wrangeler
>Tardullu sees this magical game and bellows
> “KAn I jOiN”
>Greenhorn says no they are exercising today
>Tardullu generally pissed, his face scrunches up and his beard lifts up reveling his folds and neckbeard
> “BuUT I WaNT TO PLAYYYYYY” the eldritch replies
>Greenhorn tries to make him calm down and says it will be fun getting healthy and to lose a few pounds
>As soon as she says “Lose a few pounds” His anger was awoken
>He unleashes a headbut on the smaller frail women and gives her a kick in the ribs with an audible crack
>All froze where we sat and were in total shock
>He beacons forth his plague bearers with a screech low in toin but fearful nonetheless to unleash them
>They rip off their shirts and with their fat rolls bouncing unto the wind they charge
>Lawdhelpus.gif
>They were unstoppable, even when a titan of a coach stood against them
>Overwhelmed the titan and continued chasing us with their foul stench
>It is total fear and craized violence
>The plague bearers continued to go for stacies and fight the brads
>School officer was called to intervene and actually put handcuffs on a plague bearer
>Tardullu was legit throwing kids out of the way to fight brads
>Outnumbered and overwhelmed he surrendered
>Greenhorn hauled to an ambulance and never came back
bumb because interested
moar?
Moar soon annons be patient
ill be waiting
Part III
Tardullu and the harpies
>Tardullu used his harpies to spy on everyone and steal shit
>Main harpie is erratic spastic who constantly jitters in a zigzag motion while running
>One day im in math learning geometry and all that shit
>Hear the call of Tardullu
>Ohshit.nignog
>Harpies are following the main harpies zigzags while Tardullu is following walking behind them
>Harpies do a jump tackle and start clawing at normal fags
>panic breaks as soon as the call is heard
>Teacher immediately WTF at what is going on
>Harpie breaks into the classroom
>Teacher asks him to please leave
>Harpie is dazed and immediately dolphin dives onto his desk spazzing about
>Teacher tries to grab the spaz
>spaz takes off clothes for tactical advantage to escape from his grasp
>spaz notices us and dives for a 6/10 grill with large breasts
>Rips shirt and proceed to grasp the coveted orbs
>Grill fucking elbows him while he grabs her breasts
>audible smack as tards head smacks into the dest and grill covering her breasts
>Tard scrambles on all fours and does some dog run back into the hall when tard guards apprehend him
>most harpies are pantless being contained, roughly 4 and Tardullu himself
>Grill is absolutely scarred for life and is crying yelling to look away (OF i didnt bc free tittys)
>for the rest of the day school on high alert and grill was dismissed early
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