What'll it be, user?

What'll it be, user?

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a Tom Collins, please

A Grape Nehi

Dirty martini with a blue cheese stuffed olive.

I'm the designated driver so... do you have some kombucha?

The spiciest Bloody Mary you can prepare.

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a tall glass of milk

A Jonestown special for that guy at the far end of the bar please.

3.5g of White Widow please.

Your number, hot stuff

Probably rum.
Sweet tea if I'm driving.

Korbel and water.

Shot of cyanide and a Guinness

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A negroni please, a great way to completely switch off your ability to make good decisions

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Pangalactic Gargleblaster.

Had a bottle of 5 year old Macallan out of the bargain bin once, a bit rough around the edges but the smoky tastiness was there...

Makers 46 /rocks

Be careful not to lose the Benzine...

Glass of whole milk please

One of whatever local beer you have and a shot of Wild Turkey.

Fill it to the brim, user

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much science and sanity and over 9000 smiles laughs and to be blunt, GANJA

One of these.

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>shit grade bottles

nothing, you absolute bum

didn't know they released anything younger than 10 year. I'd kinda like to try a 5 yr just for the hell of it

I would like a dead mouse, please

This came out of a clearance bin in a supermarket in Illinois in the late '90s, it had been hanging around for a while and I've never seen it since.
My guess is that it was a short term experiment that didn't pay off,. you might have to go hang out in Scotland to try it...

White Russian - hold the russian

Gin & tonic, Hendricks if you've got it.

A glass of Jameson

whatever can stop me from doing coke fuck

Make it two,

whiskey sour please, chief

A shirley temple

I'll take a sazerac my man

Macallan is a Highland Scotch. Should it even taste peaty like an Islay?

Some xanax and the word of god?
:P

Whatever your down syndrome ass DOESN'T drink- I'll have that.

A nice can of motor oil um ehrm I mean cold watter

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*leans up against the bar*

Hey there. How ya doing? Yeah, I'll take 1 white Russian, and my wife will have a water.

Thanks

*turns to face the crowd and smiles smugly at all the people who are now admiring me for my hot trans wife*

Yeaaaah soak it up, lads. She's all mine.

Vodka and seven up please.

My good sir. Can I please have a glass of drugs?

Water, on the rocks

what are you, gay?

Well gin on the rocks and a spike to the head.

wat

Gin and tonic.

>Downing your entire drink when you only had a bite of your dish
Fuck oft

1.28 liters of cum please

But he ate like 20 eels.

Ever heard of a prairie fire?

Scotch, neat please.

Whiskey, it’s one of those nights, John..

>mfw went to the hospital completely wasted with some degree of alcohol poisoning, almost lost consciousness and all and now I basically can't drink any spirit anymore because I get super nauseous just from the smell (so no vodka, no whiskey, no scotch, etc etc)
>mfw I can only drink beer, whine and drinks (if spirits are mixed with something else to make drinks I don't get nauseous because they smell and taste different)
>mfw very depressed but can't drink hard liquor
End my life now bros

No need to explain, Bradley. We've all been there before.

Btw I put a little "fun" in your drink to spice it up ;)

I would like to order an alcohol

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Fuckin based
My eye instantly caught the Jack Daniels and Bacardi bottles because they are popular but at the same time shit liquors.

Don’t ruphey me again, John! Haha!

dark matter, the rum or the sciency stuff, your choice barkeep

>again

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A bullet to the head, thank ya

DIGNITY, PURPOSE, GIRLFRIEND, FRIENDS AND A DOG PLESE GERARD THANK YOU

pour me a glass of bleach kind sir.

A good glass of aids and fail, please.

I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Lloyd. Because I just happen to have two 20s and two 10s right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were gonna be there 'till next April. So here's what, you slip me a bottle of Bourbon, a little glass, and some ice. You can do that, can't you Lloyd? You're not too busy are you?

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I would like thirty dollars and a good used car

Could I see some ID?

I request Vodka, kind sir.

Gin and tonic. Or gin buck if I see you don't have good gin, but I'm not gonna mention it.

Just some soda water please

Bleach you newfag

YOUR MAMA"S ASS!!!