My GF is gonna let me fuck her in the ass tomorrow for my bday...

like push into me?

i wouldn’t have ever thought to do that, thanks

His dick ain't even that big. Spit will work for a little one

Take it slow, find the right angle once you're in and keep it lubricated. If she tenses up, try a finger or your thumb. Also rubbing her anus softly while playing with her pussy may help to get her in the mood. Just keep it all wet for a good Wienerschleiden.

It also might be better for her if you go deep right away, if your dick is the thickest at half length, like mine is.

t. made my girl like buttsecks and took her anal virginity.

Oh yeah, and have fun.

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Lube lube lube lube lube

it’s 7x6.5 inches

it’s not the biggest but it’s big for a tiny butthole

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No not push into you, tell her to push as if she was taking a shit as she does this insert it little by little don’t try and ram it up there or you’ll end up hurting her.

I’d recommend you guys get a little tipsy beforehand maybe with the help of some wine or something

Warm her up for ~10 with 2 to 3 fingers in her ass, lots of silicone lube and full her pussy with pic related to fill both her holes. Her pussy pleasure will distract her ass pain

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b really came thru for me

much appreciated

good tip, thnx

unless she has perfect consistency poop and very regular bowel movement,
have her clean her butt an hour before sexy time using an enema. it's a $3
thing you can buy at a drugstore, you fill it up with lukewarm water and she
pushes that water up her butt, let it sit for a minute or so then she pushes it
out. repeat a few times until the water that comes out is clear.

during sexy time, here is the recommended equipment to have at hand:
- water-based lube
- dry towel (to wipe excess lube off your hand or to mop up messes)
- damp towel and a bowl of water, or a spray bottle with water

you want to use a lot of lube, and you want to coat her inside with it. the rectum
has a lot of folds in it, much like the clit, so you need to make sure that all folds
are coated with the lube. gently stick your finger up her butt to help her loosen
up her hole, then start exploring her insides with your finger. go slowly, as pure
lube inside her butt hole might sting a bit. don't hesitate to thin the lube with
some water, this is where the damp towel comes useful. whenever it starts to get
dry, dampen the area around her butt and your cock with the towel or the spray
bottle, to make it wetter.

don't jam your cock up her butt, it will hurt her and she will be disappoint, son.
loosen her up with your finger, one at a time, then stick another finger in her.
keep going, then fuck her with your fingers. bring your cock against her hole
and slowly push in. watch her reaction closely, and listen to her. make her feel
in control and let her know that she has to cue you if she wants to enjoy it.

since you have a large cock, you will not be able to fully lube her with your
fingers. you can use a dildo or you can also use your cock, but go gently, think
of it as if you were still prepping her with a larger finger.

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Enjoy the shit on your dick

Anal is overrated. I’ve tried it with a couple of girls and its just shit compared to pussy

~10 minutes*
Did I mention silicone lube? I like the Navy brand one. Those days sure know what's best for fucking ass

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Silicone lube dumbshit. Silicone. Shit don't stick to silicone lube.

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damn this is above and beyond what i expected

thanks for looking out dude

Truth here man it hurts without lube

for lube, use astroglide gel or a direct competitor. it's the best, imo.

if she struggles inserting your cock in her butt, tell her to push it out as
if she were pooping. as strange as this sound, it will help her relax her
butt as otherwise she will have a tendency to clench her butt, making
it more painful. the bowel movement helps to avoid "accidents".

anal sex is fun, and as she gets better, she will get to a point where you
can just lube her with your or her saliva and your hands, and she will
know when she is "just clean" and will not need any prepping up before.

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this is insanely helpful and i already bought astroglide so i’m glad to hear the recommendation

seriously thanks user

you can do it without getting shit on your dick

butthole is nice but mouth hole is best

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silicone is messy, lint and stuff sticks to it, and you (I) don't want it on your
hands. It gets a weird texture after a few minutes and you can't reactivate
it with water, unlike water-based. you have to wash it off and apply new.
i speak from experience.

it's even weirder with a condom on. speaking of which, using a condom
is an excellent way of avoiding crap on your ding dong.

plus silicone lube is extra expensive, while an astroglide tube costs a few
bucks and lasts a long time.

feces in the butt causes shit on your dick. if she does not have shit in her
butt, you won't get it on your cock.

not gonna get an argument from me there

Anal isn't as good as vaginal. Wear a condom and use plenty of lube. Shit might get messy.

i still feel like i have to try it at least once

if you have cats, absolutely avoid silicone lube. any stain will turn to a patch of sticky cat hair puddle that is very hard to wash off.

Lol dude shot ropes into that gap in her teeth

nah man like push like shes shitting, it makes it easier cause her muscles dont contract as much.

also watch out for shitdick. it happens no one likes it but its part of it. DONT BE RUDE TO HER ABOUT IT OR SHE WONT LIKE ANAL! just say its ok it happens.

Anal is overrated. The risk of getting literal shit on your dick is huge.

more lube is always good advice, but also thinning with water works
wonders. lube dries out so just putting more lube will eventually turn
it into a sticky mess

>mess might get shitty

Other than what has been said, expect it to be SUPER tight, which may cause you to lose your erection. If she's anal-virgin, it will be extremely tight, which isn't as good as one might think.

I agree with other people saying anal is overrated. Despite my gf having a tight and very hot virgin asshole that I had to work months on to invade I didn't feel the same warm grip as I did with vaginal. I went in balls deep and was all the way in and thought "fuck.... I worked so hard for this only to find out it's meh"

So I came in her asshole then never pressured her for anal again BUT I told her it felt amazing kinda used it as a future bargain chip like "OK no anal tonight but you have to let me fuck you doggy while you eat your friend out"

Use it to your advantage when you finish man.

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anal is tremendously fun, despite the naysayers, but both of you have to be in
the right mindset to make it the most enjoyable. a lot of it is in mental rather
than physical.

she might get off on the taboo and the powerplay / downgrade rather than the
physical feeling itself.

jamming your cock raw will hurt her, and it might even permanently damage
her butt hole, so be absolutely careful. but if she has healthy, stretchy skin, her
butt hole will probably be too, and she really might get off on the pain if she's
into it.

if she's really into the pain but not the damage, you might want to consider
adding a few drops of really hot sauce as lube and wearing a condom (for
obvious reasons). for your sake, you will have to be extra careful (hot sauce
in the urethra is not my idea of fun play) but it might be the best sex she has
and it might blow her mind away.

>if she's really into the pain, you might want to consider adding a few drops of really hot sauce as lube

wtf

this guy is a psycho

clean your fucking toys

BDSM is fun. ever tried it? obviously not, you turbo-virgin.

>Plenty of lube
>Go slow at first until it's all the way in
>Then don't move for a second so she gets used to it
>????
>Profit

One of those store bought enemas is a good idea
It's anal though. You're going to get Doo Doo on the dick

pic related.

no doo doo if preparation is done correctly.

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Don't listen to her if she cries and says it hurts, just fucking enjoy it and bust your nut as hard and as fast as you want.
Its gonna hurt her regardless, so you can either waste this opportunity feeling guilty and getting a shitty nut on, or you can really lean into the fantasy and enjoy the time of your life and apologize after.

I've done this... a lot. Just lean into it and be a complete piece of shit, enjoy hurting her and the rest will work out. Don't overthink it

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If your idea of sex involves hot sauce as lubricant, you are legitimately sick and should shove hot sauce in your own butthole.

Reactivate? It's silicone, it doesn't dry up like water based.

Maybe your dick is thin?

KY does get sticky, tho

Reflection from the light. I always wipe it down with Clorox wipes.

condom and lube.

again as others have said anal is over rated. I think for a lot of people its something to tick. Hence why with my current gf I have no intention of doing it as I am not a fan of it.

It is super tight but just doesn't compare to a tight vag.

Feels much better on the recieving end

fuck off you normie, there's plenty of hot or cold lubricants
specifically for anal sex. the cold lube (think menthol) helps
soothe discomfort, while the hot variant is excellent for extra
sensations.

might as well use stuff that you have on hand instead of
forking over cash to big lube.

KY is water based. That's why I said that Navy brand at like CVS / Walgreens. $16 gets you a big container with a pump top. It is also thicker, higher viscosity than other brands.

You've got a mutilated Jew cock HAHAHA.

Use toothpaste as lube for extra spice

I think it is only over rated if you have a thin dick.

Op is about my size, I am bigger than my purple friend I pictured and I love it.

Yeah, there are different lubes and even condoms that come with them, but you just told the dude to put hot sauce on his anal-virgin girl's asshole

Some one been lieing to you,son.anal sex is more of a degrading act.yoi know that shit comes out of the ass?if your lucky maybe she'll shit alittle bit as an act of love.fuckin gay bastard hope you get e.coli.queer

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oh my fucking god

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>butthole is nice but mouth hole is best

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lol. i never said to do it as a first experience.

i said to try it out if she's into pain. obviously it's up to her if she
wants to proceed with it.

if she's into pain, she is probably very open about her sexuality
and might even get off on the idea of being totally ass-dominated
as a first experience.

i'm just sharing experiences here. different strokes for different
folks.

She should clean out her ass. And youshould use plenty of lube

The cactus looking thingy is supposed to go where?

First question: WHY do you want to do that?
Second question: Are you prepared for the filth and disgusting which happens as a result of it?

A woman will have to wash out her ass a LOT in order to make it clean enough that shit doesn't stick to your dick (or condom) and horrible odors will emerge in the air no matter what you fucking do.

It looks like sex in the porn videos because there's no fucking smell in the porn videos.

this

>if she's into pain, she is probably very open about her sexuality

Love the logic.

* Being opened about sex
* Liking pain

you're mental

a lil bit shitty fuck is ver nice
no I'm not into scat but
once I fucked my girl in her shithole
my benis felt her warmy soft shit I came in seconds

yand yes my dick was a lil bit shitty
but it was worth it

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>I'm not into scat but
I'm out of this godforsaken shithole

This is a LOT of work and prep for something that really should be a spontaneous act. Bottom line? Just don't fucking do it. It's fucking stupid. Fuck the pussy. That's what it's fucking for! And if you want to mix it up, do oral. That's all anyone needs.

Keep shit off your dick for god's sake.

lol, takes just a few minutes if you're used to it.

your girl already has a vaginal hygiene routine otherwise she would
smell funny down there.

anal is fun, just don't expect it to be like in porn movies.

furthermore, once you both have more experience, she will know when
she can have anal sex without having to clean herself before, then you
can just use saliva to lube her up. my favorite is when she gives me a
blowjob and she gags on my cock on purpose for a bit before. she then
gets up and turn around, letting me know it's time for butt sex. phlegm is
imo the best lube.

sex is not all about using disinfectant and sparkly white bed sheets.

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yea alos wann know
she's fucking hot
born to be get face fucked

soryy I#m drunk as fuck

What this guy said. Down to the letter. The key is to get her not too clench. That shit hurts like a motherfucker. Get her to push out, it makes things easier for her. But that’s like saying don’t move your face when someone is trying to punch you as it’s the natural reaction, just like clenching when someone is pushing something inside ur ass... it’s a natural reaction which is why practice helps... if you try stick ur dick in straight away... it’s over for u bro... she’s needs to get used to the feeling of something going in and out and how it feels... not gonna lie but u should abandon the idea of anal sex... at least until she can fit 2 fingers comfortably

don't be so afraid of a little bit shit man
girl shit is not gay its fine and straight

Her name is Sarita.

hygiene and lubrication

she's Katrina @ gloryholesecrets / Sarita @ gloryholeswallow

>not bragging
>MY DICK IS JUST TOO BIG

just dont do it, pussy is way nicer than ass
if you want her to play with your ass, then ask
we actually get pleasure out of it, I wont go as far because im no woman but there aint any stimulation for them as it is for us considering out dick stem is in the ass

TL;DR dont do anal

nice thank you guys

>there aint any stimulation for them

lol

Kek, lad I'm same girth and an inch longer, popped a few anal cherries in my day being a degenerate faggot and all. Take it slow, put in two or three fingers gradually with a lot of lube(start with one finger, go up to three if you want), put a shit ton of lubes all over your cock and put it in real slow. You shouldn't have to worry about it, but I know that the women I've fucked up the ass were statistically way dirtier than the men I have, so make sure that slut cleans her shit tank before hand, squirt some fucking water up there till in comes back clear. Nothing kills the mood like a glob of shit on your tip.

>>there aint any stimulation for them

then why are some dirty whores almost addicted to it?

are they though?
or addicted to the idea of being promiscuous and "sexually free spirited" or whatever fucking nonsense they say

good point
I dunno but some girls like it or at least say so
but bitchez say so much
I'm confused son

yeah but the same bitches who say that shit are exactly that, bitches
theres a pattern

Let her fuck you first so you know how it feels

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