Hello fellow Yea Forumsro's, tell me your life story...

>high school
>become self concious (important later on)
>its great
>finally get some friends
>primary a dude who was a more buff version of me, we'll call him V
>and girl pal who played vidya, call her M
>i like em both
>get crush on M
>get closer to M
>she starts trusting me
>be there for her
>still, im awkward because of 4 years when nobody told me how i should act
>dont know how to be good pal
>still try
one day
>V confesses love to M
>because i am great friend to them both, i get both sides of the story
>V tells me: "she said she wants to take things slow. she says she's very surprised"
>heartbroken.webp
>M tells me she doesnt mean it
>M doesnt like him, just doesnt want to destroy his heart
>hope.stl
>tell M i love her
>"ok."
>after some days M tells V she doesnt like him that way
>V doesnt seem affected (nice guy intensifies)
>V and M start fighting cause V is kind of a dickwad
>i always make them apologise
>realise im the one keeping them friends. nice
>realise im the one keeping them friends...
>cant let M get "seduced" by V
>focus on emotional progress with M
>learn to open up to people
>tell them both after a fight they have that i love them very much and that i dont want to be abandoned
>was really fucking sincere about trust issues
>they confort me
>trust+
>acctually feel happy for a while
>M introduces me to a lot of her friends
>get invited to M's birthday party
>first birthday party since 3rd grade
>fall in love with her more
>get a bit too attached

second year of high school
>M and i are best friends
>i am very good emotional support
>learn how to change depending on who im talking to
>be a bit meaner to V
>V tries to blackmail me with emotional message from a while back
>because of relationship with M, confidence is great
>instead of getting blackmailed i own it
>i admit to having a soft side
>V looses niggermail material
>also looses trust
>M suggests i dont forget V
>think people can change
>give V second chance
>*M will remember that*
fast forword to before christmas
>guy starts flirting with M
>holdup.exe
>try to stop M from falling in love with guy, we'll name him R
>they become greater friends.
>M starts to talk less with me and more with R
>obssesion+
>fall into really bad place
>start checking whatsapp constantly to see if they are both online at the same time
>start getting really sad when i see it
>but cant stop..
>R starts playing vidya with me and M
>stopit.mp3
>sadness becomes depression
>their relationship starts snowballing
>the more they talk, the more they start falling in love, the less she talks to me
>last resort.
>start directly pleading M to talk to me and not R
>she says no.
>stops talking to me
>cant talk to 80% of friends anymore because i know them tru M
>become really fucking lonely

Currently on the bathroom floor trying to get well cooked indian food but my stomach is a little bitch puking and shitting . While my GF sleeps in the next room and my mum just up and left after I told her I'm not well and started puking . I'm 22 .
Shivering like a bitch I'm cold as fuck build a makeshift bed on the bathroom floor

>start to think about suicide
>start talking to myself
>cant stay in silence because dark thoughts invade my mind
>go to therapist
>lie. say im sad because of bullying
>get diagnosed with depression
>because of brain, i think im just faking it
>no medication for some reason
>therapist doesnt help
>get affected fizically
>parents actually get worried about mental health for one
>go to 3 other therapists
>they are all shit.
>cant change.
>everytime i see M with R i get sudden bursts of anger
>cant take myself or my problems seriously because of brain
>really lonely
>because of eating disorder im fat
>also steal a lot and lie
>start skipping classes because i cant stand being around those 2
>grades drop
>fuck me i guess

wat do now?

kek RIP

Bumperino

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Fuck you this just sucks .

Should start putting those suicidal thoughts into action user

Don't pass out or you'll be seeing your ass on Yea Forums tomorrow

Dubs of truth

Life was alright but i fried my brain on LSD last year
youtu.be/idJ7dP246u0

>adopted at birth
>small, picked on in school/daycare
>started fighting back
>arrested in 2nd grade, sent to juvie
>mom asks why i did this to her
>get put on handful of behavior pills
>kicked out of all schools have to move to go to 4th grade
>new town gay
>few friends, spend all time online
>10-15 years old now
>totse, Yea Forums, gaia, worms armageddon and counter strike
>maplestory, wow, city of heroes
>kid in neighborhood gets me into sex pistols and sublime
>i get him into building bombs and shit i learned on totse
>he eventually asks if i want to smoke with him
>its heroin off a soda can
>smoke heroin, build explosives, hang out with this kid every day whole summer between middle and high school
>week before high school his whole family leaves
>cont.

About to call EMT .

Approach the problem directly like a man! Admit it you're jealous. Accept M's feelings for that other guy, you can't change her mind. Also NEVER let a girl get between you and your bros! Repair your friendships, ADMIT to her that you were jealous and APOLOGISE to them all!

>shit childhood
>mother and stepfather heroin addicts, father almost killed my mentaly retarded brother by starving him to death
>oldest of many siblings
>basically just dident go to school
>learnt all my social ques and interactions from litterature
>be very emotional, still am
>be treated like shit by all my "friends" for being jewish for years and years
>people dont know how to behave around me because I dont care about "normal" stuff
>grow up into becoming a loser
>balance on a knife edge of being socialy inept or very capable
>recently try saving myself from suicide in 2018
>move, new school
>falsely acused of rape
>very sad

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TLDR zoomers watch too much porn as children and makes them mentally ill

Cont.
>spend first week of high school dope sick
>parents think i have the flu
>dont make friends first year of school
>just keep playing vidya
>sophomore year fall in with the big tiddy goth gf crowd
>start going to shows at local venue
>spend most time at shows or online
>lose virginity to "lesbian" friend at 16
>by now have mohawk, punkass kid.jpg
>take computer move into squat house
>live there and a couple other houses with 10-15 other people last 2 years of high school
>spend time vandalising shit, smashing car windows mailboxes yard art etc.
>burgle some houses
>rob some drug dealers
>gf cheats on me when im 18
>break up with her
>she rats me out to cops
>spend next 2 years dealing with jail and probation
>knock some slut up during this time
>decide i need to go to school and get jobs or whatever
Cont.

>8 years old I wanted to play football (soccer) so my parents found me a team
>shit I'm pretty good at this
>keep getting better
>13 years old, football is no longer a game - i must live my dad's dream, I must be a pro
>stop enjoying it but im still good
>pressure to be a pro keeps mounting from dad
>14 years odl, grandad dies
>"your granda told all the nurses in the hospital that his grandson was going to be a pro footballer, so you have to do it now because you don't want to make him a liar"
>love of football evaporates in a second
>still playing, still getting better
>offered trial at fuckign ARSENAL
>dad refuses to take me, goes to work instead (he never worked weekends, never, but that weekened he did)
>hate dad now
>stop giving a fuck about him and football
>16 years old, not gonna be a pro, stop playing football all together
>dont really speak to my dad much anymore
>17 years old
>mum dies
>dad falsl a aprt, totaly fucking baby
>hosue is a mess and tells me I should be cleaning up
>tell him that i've lost my mum and he is supposed to be the fucking parent here
>dont really speak much
>he gets depressed, starts complaing about a bad back
>6 months later (cancer was in his spine)
>17 years old, own a home and have seven figure cash inheritance plus cars and bikes
>friends exploit me, idc and keep spending money on them
>by drugs, booze, hookers, cars holidays for everyone
>19 years old
>opiate adiction creeping in, have a break down, kick everyone out of my house (12 people living with me rent free)
>sell everything
>move 300 miles away (england so it's a long way)
>look for house in middle of nowhere but settle on buying the top floor in a block of flats (so i wouldn't have neighbours)
>3 flats, live in 1, have a gym in 1, grow weed in 1
>today, 30 years old, haven't left my floor for 9 years

That's nearly everything i think

Was gonna say it, but halfway through typing it I realized it was mostly about my ex so I gave up

months later, *dad dies* (cancer was in his spine)

you know what fuck trying to Yea Forums when im drunk

>11th grade
>remember 7th grade crush?
>her 18th birthday was the same day as a good friend of mine
>i go to friend's party which was really just a reserved table at a good restaurant
>turn head right
>Her party was 2 tables further
>trauma from her got me ptsd whenever i see her
>message her and wish her h18thb
>start texting for some reason
>at this point i was pretty drunk
>her texts were totally out of character for her but i blamed it on booze
>she dares me to chug 5 shots of whatever we were drinking
>i fucking do it
>shot 1
>knees weak
>shot 2
>room spinning 360 degrees
>shot 3
>legs.exe crushes
>on couch, with head on wall, feeling like in that shit they train austranauts for G forces
>in the next 5 seconds there was more vomit coming out of my mouth than water in the ocean
>waiter kicks me out, didn't ruin my friend's party tho
>1 hour of forced puking in a gazebo, even drunk hobos came to comfort me
>gather forces to go to taxi parking lot
>pay the guy 10$ for a 2$ trip
>momma is awake and dissapointed
>12 hours of sleep later i get a message from excrushbitch
>a cold "are you ok"
>apparently she hasn't wrote a thing, her friends were texting from her phone
>didn't say anything
>she avoids me to this day from the shame she did that
>12th grade
>social retardation on minimum, can hang out with the cool kids
>everyone gets warmer
Now in college 1st year and at 5% of the social retardation i had in middle school, have many friends that i get wasted with weekly, even had a gf for a month that i still think about but not pulling the shit i did to 7grdcrshbitchhoe again

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where are you now?
I want to exploit you 2 for some money...

>started watching hardcore lesbian porn in grade 5 (11 yo)
>be 13yo - get into hentai
>be 14yo - discovered loli and shota
>be 16yo - stumble upon pizza, disgusted by it
>be 19yo - wait pizza is just loli irl? Gets addicted to pizza.
>be 21yo(now) - realised all this could've been avoided if I didn't start watching porn when I was young. My brain is fucked by porn...

lmao i'm at home mate, I'm always at home.

Cont.
>go away to college 3 towns over
>slut with baby stayed in hometown
>im alone and drunk
>roommate is only other person in dorms who is 21
>hang out and basically be doomer meme with him for a year
>move back bear my hometown
>get gf, start new year of college, get place, get job
>everything going on track for a bit
>slut with baby moves 5 states away
>gf leaves me to fuck chads, almost literally her words
>quit job
>quit school
>get backpack, take dog and walk out of town
>start hitch hiking
>come back to home town 1 year later
>2 friends became an hero, 5 went crazy on meth
>decide to just keep hitching
>learn music, play on street for moneys
>end up with a car
>around this time find out slut with baby, wasnt my kid after all
>hooray
>end up meeting some single mom in some basic bitch shit situation
>decide to take all of them with me traveling
>trade up vehicles
>travel country
>end up marrying her
>she has my kid
>homeschool all the kids while traveling
>havent stayed anywhere longer than 10mo in 7 years
>never go back to hometown
>get bigger and bigger cars
>about to leave the place weve been working at all winter and go have some fun for the summer
End

>be me
>mediocre childhood
>never studied in high school
>graduated with Ds
>went to college for 3yrs learning basic IT
>worked hard & now I'm at one of the top universities in the world
>doing a degree that I don't like for 4yrs
>just finished my first year
>learning some languages, instruments and playing vidya games this summer
>not interested in relationships, don't want to get married or have children
>just prefer being alone most of the time
>i have friends to talk to sometimes
>i hate my family
>by the time I graduate I'll be in about 50k of debt

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>Nice childhood
>Mother dies at 11yo, life changes completely
>Average adolescense, lots of friends, no sex at all
>Depressive Young Adulthood, a few suicide attempts
>30yo now, living alone, starting uni for the first time, training daily, not many friends, ocasional sex partner, low paid average IT job
>Pretty happy with my life and looking forward for better things in the future

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Been there

how do I get a gf bros?
I really need it

You need to get offline user

Good upper middle class childhood. Good grades. All district football player. Go to Uni. Fuck lots of girls. Get a degree in finance and math. Currently a 40yo married car dealer

>get life
>talk to women
>marry
>have white children so that the caucasian race won't disappear in the western world.

blerh
that sucks

No, sitting around on the computer hiding your problems in video games, discord, and social media sucks
Getting offline and fixing your problems is fucking kickass

>be confident
>be rich
>be funny
>dress well
>wear good fragrance
>shower well
>have hobbies and be confident in them
>go outside
>have a dog and walk it around parks
>attend yoga classes
>pretend to be gay and become best friends with a girl
>use tinder, bumble, POF or badoo
>learn a language
>learn how to cook well
>wear sun glasses it makes u look cooler by a bit
>play an instrument in public
>get plastic surgery to look like ken
>go gym
>have a healthy diet
>on social media upload your best pics and fake being someone you are not for likes

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>Live near biggest RAF base in UK since father left only a year before I was born
>Molested at around about 6 - 10 (not sure exactly) by neighbor
>Turns out a few years later that he was caught licking the feet of some other older kid (him 14, other kid 12) and that family move
>Bully my older brother throughout my early childhood
>At 10 move to grandparents with mum after one of my brothers dies
>Grandmother has altzheimers and is abused by grandfather
>Me and my brother receive emotional abuse from grandfather and mother doesn't do anything
>At 12 mother moves out and we move to a refuge in a nice coastal town
>Finish with my mother's bullshit and move to my dad's house at 13
>Quit bullying brother, become bestfriends (still currently best mates)
>Still awkward guy but slowly becoming normal again
>Lose virginity at 13 due to good looks
>Leave school and start A-levels (thing after school before uni) to qualify for being an officer in Royal Marines
>Still doing A-levels and fitness
First time being on this site for years. This place is AIDS but back when I used to be a fucked up kid dealing with abuse and depression I've made it back to being a "normie". By most people's standards here, I'd be considered chad.
Good hygiene, decent fashion and literally just talk to girls. Ask some out and you'll 100% get rejected by quite a few, but you'll get one eventually. Even if it's talking to girls online. There's always a woman for you. Even if it's a 1 in 1000, no matter how ugly you are, it's your own fault if you can't get a gf.
Also, if you're not completely dogshit ugly, you could get one from online dating apps/sites like Tinder.
Although Tinder is mainly used for getting laid and most judge only by 1st picture so might not be good for someone like you.
You don't need a degree or any sort of thing to make it. At least not where I am. There are a shit ton of ways to get decent to high paying jobs without going to uni.

ik, but I'd rather just get uni over and done with

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good luck with ur a-levels
are u doing AS or A2 this year?

Post ur shit anons cone thefuck on moooooar

>I'd be considered chad.

Chad wouldn't say that. Chad doesn't even know what a Chad is.

Chad also didnt get diddled as a boy

Bump for moar cool storys bros

How

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Bumpan

What music do you usually listen to?

Trap music

I doubt you have ever had a gf with that attitude
Fair, just sounds like you're having a rough time. Just do what makes you happy
Doing my AS in history and philospohy.
I mean by the standard of the people on this website (from what I've seen)
If in irl being liked by almost everyone, not ever being rejected in one's life, being a very good looking athletic and smart dude who regularly fucks 7 - 8/10s is chad then yes I am chad
But I don't care if you think I'm chad or beta. I'm happy and living a good life and that's all I care for. Ideas like "beta vs alpha" are a huge part of the reason Ileft this site. They are too toxic and trivial shouldn't be a part of one's life
Any favourites?

No i was kidding trap music is garbage and should be purged

That seems a bit extreme. I never listen to it either but finding new music doesn't hurt
What music do you like, then?

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Trap music is garbage tbh.
I still enjoy listening to it from time to time, but in the same sense that you have McDonalds every now and then.
It's shit
But you want it sometimes.

also, am not rich bitch who lives in flat

I think it matters a lot because filling your head with nonsense beats for years and years over actual messages turns you into a little doomer faggot with no real interests. I think people need to be far more picky of their influences because holy fuck the average state of people right now is shit and its become cool to be a depressed shut in again somehow i really didnt expect 2nd wave emo to be soundcloud rap

Holy fuck, I remember that pic being posted here a while ago... Sounds somewhat similar to mine. How're you holding up m8?

>Born in Southwest California
>In Kindergarden I mostly played with puzzles and draw while the boys played with other boys, the same with the girls
>Ended up as the isolated gentle giant
Middle School
>7th grade was the last time I was truly happy
>Pokemon B&W came out and played with four other guys everyday in the library during lunch
>Two of them were also into Yugioh
High School
>Really good in Math and Science B+/A
>English, History, and P.E. got Ds or lower
>Got really into anime and mlp
>Joined Anime club (During lunch we picked an anime and watch an episode then leave when the bell rang)
2016 graduated Highschool
2019
>Spent the last three years in my room only going out for the mythical distributions

A real life brony oh man you have to go into,more details about everythingcmon

>went through goth/metal phase in middle school
>jncos and black sharpied fingernails, korn shirts etc
>do a 180 in highschool, become hardcore southern baptist because a girl i wanted to bang asked me to
>do that for the next 5 years, still a virgin 2 years in to college
>I had turned down at least 3 guaranteed sexual encounters in my freshman/sophomore year because i thought i was going to marry this girl I had never even kissed let alone fucked
>she "dumps" me, marries a muslim egyptian and gets knocked up
>Go through the rest of college a depressed fag, stay in apartment most of the time
>get in to grad school
>have another chance at sex when i'm 24, get sabotaged by roommate who ends up fucking her in front of me while i cry
>end up losing virginity to a whore off craigslist, was pretty good
>start drinking, fucking more and more whores
>get PhD, do a couple postdocs in europe
>still have only banged whores
>now 33, working back in the states and I still haven't been on a date in my life or kissed a girl
>my whore banging count is well into triple digits now, with a lot of repeats, probably around 30 individual whores
>drink about 0.7-1L of hard liquor a day, taking 1 day off a week.

and that's about it.

>really fucked up childhood
>better teen years
>army through 20s and early 30s
>now medical assistant with 18 year old girlfriend
Not too bad all in all

Holy fuck lol

the sad part is i left out some of the more embarrassing parts, believe it or not.

What, why come on post em

just to keep it brief. You could write a fucking book if you were to fully recount all my fuckups in life.

Fucking kill yourself already , u went beyong omega cuck...

example:

I proposed to one of my favorite whores.

meant to reply to

Greentext that shit

i think about it a lot but at this point i just want to go for the record of the most pathetic life ever to be lived. Plus I don't want to burden my family with my ~50k of credit card debt spent almost entirely on video game lootcrates (mostly call of duty) and online poker

I’m a doctor

>weird kid; got picked on
>emo asshole in hs; got laid, fucked other peoples' girlfriends on 2 occasions
>turned it around in college and volunteered a ton, stopped eating meat, tried to go "no waste" (almost no plastic, no aluminum, etc)
>graduated with a BS in mechanical engineering
>engineer at a small company in NY
>my friends are all volunteers and activists so i only see them on weekends
Next up, I'd like to learn electrical engineering and maybe start my own business.

it's kind of short but

>be 28
>find a hooker that started in an agency that eventually got busted but she still kept seeing me
>would normally pay her 200 bucks for a lapdance and a blowjob, never actually let me fuck her
>she always said i was her favorite customer and would love to just hang out with me off the clock (which conveniently she never did, she always was "busy" when i invited her)
>after like my 10th visit we had a heart to heart talk and in my mind I thought "I love this whore"
>next visit, set up a bunch of candles
>romantic music set to play when she got there (savage garden)
>tell her I have an important question
>get down on one knee and tell her I never felt this way about a woman before
>she busts out laughing
>tells me to stop fucking with her
>realizes i'm serious, spends the hour telling me she's not right for me, etc
>takes my 200 bucks after, no blowjob this time
>never answers my calls or texts afterward.

>be me 12yo beta fag
>went to 2 high-schools bc of bully
>leave it at 14 because I couldn't stand it
>had a few girlfriends , kissed and touched pussy
>still no confidence
>turn 15
>a new mma gym opens up in my town
>went from 250-300lbs to 170-150 pure muscle ( I'm 6'1)
>get the confidence I needed for the rest of my life
>become pro fighter 4 out of 4 fights won in a k/o 1first round
>decided this isn't the life I want
>fucked around 70-80 girls from ages from 14-37
>turn 20
>fall in love
>pill doesn't work
>grill is preggo
>decided to have it
>don't have money or a good job by the time
>hard times but still together
>her mom tells her to leave me
>she does
>makes my life harder than its
>up to day
>25
>make more money than any of my friends with studies
>get son back
>find out my bullys are or dead or homeless kek
>have pity on them
>life's never been so good
Well that's it , all i can say is practice mma and do teeths for a living.

Also shave , learn to dress yourself and wash your dick

Ohohohoho

Oh my fuck yes its perfect

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>dad left
>mom fucks blacks
>black guy beats us bloody
>put in foster home
>mom wins us back
>mom sends us to dads halfway across the country
>best time of my life.
>mom takes us away to her state
>sister died 2010
>sister #2 ran away
>brother committed suicide
>graduate
>moved back with dad
>enjoying life
>just graduated from police academy a few months ago. Now I’m trying to find a job.
>still have abandonment issues and thoughts of suicide and clinical depression but I’m alive for now

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