This shitshow will not be fun

This shitshow will not be fun

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Come in here

bumping for the lulz
Watching the trap singing right now

Muslims are the biggest cucks

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Get in here Yea Forumsros

This song would have been a lot better without the drop.

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This and shitposting in Yea Forums is great too
C'mon guys

Was that a swastika behind her head just now?

The girl from Malta should become a pornstar

2006 was the best year for Eurovision

I love Muhhammaad.

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Wait for the girl from macedonia

Those are some fine dick sucking lips

She might be my favorite

I need to suck men's cum from her pussay.

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Germany can suck a log out of my anus

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Fuck this shit is gay

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Why the fuck am I watching this?

This giant chair is probably for the fat background dancer from france

the only based bald guy this year is the one from norway

And he looks like he sucks a massive dick.

And the spambots are here again

Sweden has a trained a monkey how to not do shitty rap music bravo

This is the worst playback

.

lol

Another great pornstar trys to sing

wow, all the years fapping hard to the girls from Cyprus

Proud french here, watch how we will crush all your hopes with the wokest of the wokest contestant this year

Oh god

Please no

Holy shit he has some potential

This bold cunt can sing

England is my city

wow, uk sends randoms all the years, why?

How the israelian brunette can be so hot ?

love to see her tits bouncing

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she is wearing a dress that is the same color as her skin

No shit Sherlock.
It has been a politically charged PC shitfest for years.
It's like our version of the Oscars, but way less relevant and way more cringy.
But it can only upset you if you let it. Just ignore it and maybe laugh at the worst performances.

Jesus, iceland song is a mix of Rammstein and the Bee gees. Oh, and the guy don't have balls

This fetish cunt sounds like he's trying to imitate hitler

same what Lena did at top model recently. looked damn sexy

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They siblings or something? Kinda hot

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lmao, the Icelandic dudes, one is the ambassador's son and the other is the news anchor.

To be fair, this is bound to happen when you only have a couple of hundred thousand people.

Belarus girl really has a disney voice.
but damn hot legs and body at 16

Gf is making me watch it.... This is excruciating.
Typical, some fucking nigger representing Sweden

>Gf is making me watch it.... This is excruciating.
Just stock up your fridge with beers and get completely shitfaced. Then rant about how Western culture is going down the sewer.
Good times.

And still manages to be a hell of a lot more interesting than all the other complete and utter shit in this competition. Standards are even lower than usual...

French muslim trap after this song

Isn't that a typical representative of Sweden?

BEHOLD

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Oh fuck you weren’t exaggerating

holy fuck france

wtf is this fat bitch doing there

Lol, the fat ballet dancer is even better than the muslim trap

T-30 seconds until the stage gets flooded with Japanse whalers

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At least I'm actually swedish, so I know how it goes.

France 0 Points

Wtf is this shit? Was it always this cringy?

at least the asian s dancer is deaf

yes

Well, Italy is as shit as usual.

Im italian and im triggered of getting represented by a sandnigger

Your first eurovision?

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I liked the muslim italian song

Have you seen Sweden?

The whole point of this is to be a freak show

That's what makes it fun.

Cringy yes, but hey, the east has made sure it's mainly a political competition so now it's cringy AND political. Double win.

she is pretty hot

nnnggg Serbia, another hottie for my collection hue hue

kek, but the song sucks

gonna move to serbia soon i m telling u

where is that picture from?

Serbia pls

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>Implying the song makes for 10% of the score

serbia shoulda just played remove kebab. woulda thrown money at it

you might be right

Oh no what garbage is serbia? A dumb ballad in a foreign language. 0/10

And fuck you serbian shithole

swiss now

this post was made by a turk roach

>the east has made sure it's mainly a political competition so now it's cringy AND political
Lol, the eastern countries only stick together and hand each other points.
But the western European countries are political in a far worse way. For them, this is nothing but a way to virtue signal and show how progressive they are. That's why all you'll see from them are trannies, minorities and other shit they want to push.

wait, that's not dj bobo. what is going on there?

REEEE!!! I want to see Australia and girls pricked on a 10-meter pole

Someway, somehow Switzerland is making Eurosong even gayer than it already is.

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this song is shit

Excuse me wtf, for italy was represented by a nigger and switzerland by an italian

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This

sweeden was represented by a black dude and estonia was represented by a sweedish dude, all fine

'straya time cunts

true, also what is that black dude doing there. as if swiss would let him into their country

ah yes, the old european country of australia

kek

Why Is there Australia in EUROvision

we are good at geography

I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

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magnets

new undiscovered lands appear outside of europe lads

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i hope its their last time.. that song sucks more than ops mom

Shitty Song tho

i heard we will welcome corea next year

Well, we already have Israel and Azerbaijan, so why not Australia and the ISS crew

where is that pole they on mounted?

I've seen a bit of earlier ones, they weren't half this bad. Like the one with Epic Sax Guy.

What they say in between the shot shows reeks of exactly this. "Telling all the girls to be powerful and have a voice".

And now there's people on fucking sticks. Holy balls am I hallucinating?

i vote for this white witch

Why would countries outside of Europe want to be part of this traaaaash?!??!?????

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My ears are bleeding, but my knob is throbbing

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The interesting question is why 75% of this shit has arabic backing tracks.

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i don't know

espanol

Spain gay

Perfect summary of eurovision every year. If you're gay. Or leave the room for 60% of the show.

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Ofc it is. Just like Israel, Azerbajdzjan, Georgia and Armenia. Haven't you learned anything in school?!

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I donnu some movie or some shit. Common meme? Just reverse image search dude

>leave the room for 60% of the show.
It's the only way you can survive.

hmm, ok, gonna do that. thanks anyways

Azerbaijan singer had a better accent than the bucktoothed danish fuck lol

wait you are actually watching this with the sound on?

is it over? are we free now?

Spanish guy is ripped as fuck

>no hamas missile
I'm fucking disappointed

the winner sing at the end

which country is hosting the show?

look at those breasts

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This is him now. Feel old yet?

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fact it is not recognized a country

>I've seen a bit of earlier ones, they weren't half this bad

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the very european nation of israel

oh never mind.. just read tel aviv.. so israel

thanks, just realized

Republic of zyklon B

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Earlier ones? Like from 60's?

Oh fffffff...

What's the best drinking game to survive this? Each PC statement = one shot?

>>no hamas missile
That would be fucking glorious, if Hamas actually bombed this entire shitshow to hell. The excuses from European politicians defending the Palestinians would probably be even better.

Hamas are busy taking it up the ass

only way to guarantee survival is to turn off TV and pray to god that your neighbors aren't watching it at home.

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you have be be drunk before you start

so, who's gonna win?

Azerbajdzjan, Georgia and Armenia are geographically Europian countries

It's called Eurovision, not European.

vote for France guys plz, so he does not come bakc in 2-3 years

Please make San Marino win

I mean I'd fuck that danish chick np. I like when they got those weird features without it taking over completely, it's kinda cute. That lipstick was pretty whorish tho

This

oh i guess i vote for belarus

Casual Italy man

don't vote for france

Considering Israel is the only country in the middle east to not throw gays from rooftops, it is more european than the their neighbors.
However they do bomb arabs when they get out of line which europeans today have no balls to do.

vote for norway, based aryan song

VOTE FOR ISRAEL!!!

that guy with the glasses looks ill

This

Only just tuned in and saw the recaps. What the actual FUCK France????

>whorish lipstick
Did you see the literal prostitute from Serbia?

Yes vote for tax shelters

yes but also no, the event is just taxpayer funded.

there is moaaaaaaaaar

YOU GET A THANK YOU VIDEO IF YOU VOTE THROUGH OUR FUCKING APP FOR FFS DOWNLOAD OUR BOTNET QPP ALRWADY

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oh god what the hell

>Conchita Wurst

oh boy, here we go

Conchita wurst looks fabulous

Im in love with her

KILL IT AS GRUESOME AS POSSIBLE

I hope that Norway does not win

conchita wurst.. need alcohol.. brain hurts

The gayness is reaching dangerous levels

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hahaha oh holy jesus fucking christ what is that on my tv...

god really is dead

Whats wrong? Looks passable would bang

oh no what the fuck is this shitshow

THANK GOD we voted leave.

Lol the whole of jewistan just got aids

absolutely..

>her

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I just want a shitshow to win

This is your eurovision.

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This song contest is known for decades for being a gay recruiting tool

delete this.. i feel ashamed

Reading the comments here without actually watching is much better entertainment than the actual show. :D

i hoe my country does not win really

>votes really count and it isnt already decided in the backrooms

Remember Hitler was born in Austria

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LIKE A WHOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIX

Wait til UK wins and you have to host the whole thing the next year. I'm already voting to screw you guys

vote for Norway (baldro), Iceland (cenobites) or that cutie Straya ice queen

reminds me of that "arab tranny blows better than white bitches" sign i say somewhere downtown

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...

was that the feral titan?

Holy shit that's disgusting. Lipstick is the fucking worst. It never looked good and it's just so messy.

Can't get drunk fast enough for this.

BASED AND VERKA PILLED

I will vote for israel

Wtf I love Iceland now

i hope these pictures don't leave Europe!

>Eurovision Family Act
>Skin color body suit

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>still hoping for a bomb to go off
Please arabs? I will literally send funding to whatever group will rekt this degeneracy

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But Norway does not want to hoast that shitshow.

aw shit nigga, what have you done

WE

don t try to get drunk bro, let s be stronk together in this hars moment

Bruh

"I'm not your toy you stupid boy"

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Wtf is going on. Like for real. What

amusing to see that chromed freak sing the obese freak song that won last year

Why is verka so based?

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Eleni for Captain Marvel plsss

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conchita wursts boipussi needs to be filled with black semen, so i can suck it out of her asshole. yummy

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kill me now

Remember everyone vote for UK. Then they have to host after brexit.

Literally a waste of bombs

i m dying inside

how can anybody like this shit??????

they won't have the money after brexit

>2019
>Yea Forums watches ESC
My life is complete.

IM NOT YOUR TOY
YOU STUPID GOY

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same. it hurts

We wont? The EU's budget is insolvent without the UK's £39 billion.

>i'm not your toy, you stupid boy
Feminist garbage.
Imagine a man singing
>i'm not paying for your shit, dumb bitch.
Some career would be ruined for sure.

my 12% beer disagrees with you

DANCEN! Classic

ISRAEL WIRD GEWINNEN !

CALLING IT NOW

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Fuckin don't know what Euroshition is

Side character from a 50s B scifi movie

there were even better threads over at Yea Forums years ago before the mods became literally nazis

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Are you a nigger getting paid to fuck teenage blondes?

>if you're being a bitch, expect to get hit

anyone can dump the picture of the cuck-sweden group.... it see find been scrub from all search...

Check'd

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good the german song sucks: we don't have to host it next year!

Me too. Quality food at affordable prices!

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dude in 2011 Lena became a queen of Yea Forums, I know you weren't here to witness it

slovenia was ok

nope

Holy shit the german one sucks ass
It fucking sucks

We do need a good laugh at the expense of degenerates from time to time

fuck japan

lena was smoking hot

ja

So, which countries are going to get 0 points?

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germany

You're just saying that for the wincest vibes

yes

Oh I was. After the ESC though. No live thread.

There needs to be at least three hotties

france

sweden (cuck) is present by these....

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is australia allowed to vote?

How can u all forget San Marino's turkish dentist Wtf, by far the best performance

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This is unironically the best thread Yea Forums has produced in weeks.

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yes

who?

they actually have a change to win... wtf...

>sweden sends a nigger
>france sends a whole fuckton of literal degeneracy
>all eastern european performers look like sluts
What else to expect

United great goujon of south east deutchgerfravakia

How did Madonna lose that eye?

>Madonna

the fuck is that old woman doing there?

she looks good

Aids

...

Dare to cream.

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They are not blonde

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Madonna looks like some Dead or Alive character

>change

i mean when you use more money that the economy of greece to maintain an appearance its gotta do something

France, i hope

holy shit is Madonna going to be in a new captain Harlock movie?

Pissed off her husband

yeah, have you never seen a man wear panties and a fishnet?

I want a law to allow me to have guns.... damn it.

cuckshit worst was there so they got that too

kek, accurate

well, that madonna interview was my cringe moment of the day.
all the other stuff was at least funny to some extend

i never asked for this

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Madonna confirmed for Rogue Trader

PC nations are ashamed of their race, culture, history so they send foreigners to represent them.
At least eastern Europe still has some self respect.

kek, well ok

kek

This is so cringe.

This is your future.

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So Madonna just showed up to say 5 sentences and then left? They probably paid like a million to that cyclops looking bitch, Jesus.

Because it needs to catch up

Me as a muslim forced to watch this degeneracy by my german girlfriend votes for that italy muslim song. Its like the last stronghold against wtf france. I force my german gf to vote for it too

looks like an old beat 'em all boss

i wanna sniff her feet

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i wonder what my boss will say, when i go to work on monday like this

did she lost an eye because of all that bukkake?

OY VEY INTESIFIES

is madonna not going to sing?

its israel.. they have it

We are all winners and now I will continue to masturbate and cry myself to sleep.

crossdress and fuck off

That’s some nut!

Has you tested for every known std and mental illness if he's smart

Isn't there some no religion shit?

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this, i want her to sing

go get it champ

qua'vo (?) is her copilot it seems

>muslim forced to watch this degeneracy by my german girlfriend

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i would understand that

Clipping her toenails

Fuckin post Madonna's pic!!!!

Du kleiner Hurensohn. Sei ein richtiger Musilme, lass dir nichts von deiner Frau vorschreiben man
Hau ihr einfach aufs Maul und guck Bundesliga

Is there any sense coming out of quavo?

THAT WAS MADONNA?

is this nigga a boss in the new darksouls game?

>sing

Kill yourself mudslime.

open new thread, we hit bump limit

Bundesliga sucks. Sucking is gay. Muslims aren't gay.

>or have the muslims fuck off back to iraq and leave german girls alone

Do it now!

Champagne róse! Eeehhhh... Weather walll... Jus a moment . Than yuu

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Hawt presenter chick with the metallic dress.

Where the fuck is uri and the spoons? Did they disown him? Bend them spoons uri WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MIND!

You might have to drink alcohol to get through this. Sorry muhammed

Rap tastes real concentration okai!

Would be fitting him being a new and all.

begehst du ehrenmord, wenn sie mit dir schluss macht?

Bushy bushy people all around

this shit is almost giving me the motivation to off myself

ECHAD, STEIM, SCHALOSCH!!!

But that one Muslim sucked a pussy and and wanked tho

NANABANANA I DO WHAT I WANNA

the fatty from last year is back from a special

>i do what i wanna
Lose some weight for fuck's sake

c'mon bois

She’s come along way since being a fat chicken animorph

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this

new thread

Stunning and brave

Nanabanana i eat more banana
Nanabanana i eat more banana
Nanabanana i eat more banana