Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

were you hard when you did it?

In college a year ago I used to do that kind of stuff all the time around my female friends. Flash them, walk around nude, jerk off, and sometimes blow loads on them. I would go into my bedroom for a few minutes telling them I need to find something, jerk off, then sneak up on them and cum on them. It was pretty fun and they seemed to enjoy it too. I had a black girl and her BFF that had me jerk off into food we would order so they could eat it. Lots of odd stuff.

I walk around the house naked a lot of the time. I'm 48 and have two kids, son and daughter. Son's 16, daughters 18. I like exposing myself to my kids, especially my daughter. She usually just stares at it.

anyone get upset about your activites? anyone watch you jerk it or stare at your hard cock?

does she stare at it with interest? are you erect when you show off?

Sometimes I'm erect, sometimes not. And yeah, I think she likes looking at it

ever touch yourself in front of your daughter?

Nope

Not enough images bois

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Dump anyway this thread is dry as fuck

i cannot because of the sound otherwise i would dump a lot but Yea Forums prevents me

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damn that was hot

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the acting. it's so bad

this is confusing. was she wanting change or cum or what?

agreed there are many fake ones

she wants acting lessons

I was sleeping in the same room as my step sister during a vacation (we were both around 13). She woke me up getting up to go to the bathroom so I "accidentally" let part of my boner pop out of the top of my pajama pants.

I don't think she even saw it though, i didn't even hear her pause as she walked by my bed and she never mentioned it.

so this is a story about nothing

my penis was exposed when a girl was present

it's what the thread is about

sorry for not adding a super fake "and then we totally fucked guyz" Yea Forums ending to it.

Was recently hanging with an old friend that came into town. We always sexted and talked about sex n junk well we're sitting in my car at a park and I'm trying to get her to have sex but shes being resilient.
Eventually she she says she likes to watch guys jerk it, so I whipped it out and jerked for a little while, the whole time she just watching and making cute moaning noises. Was hoping for a bj but didnt happen.

i've tried to flash my friends gf by undoing the covers a bit and having the top of my penis showing but she didn't seem to indicate noticing if she did.

exposing yourself to someone implies that other person saw it. Your story is similar to me saying "I walk around my apartment naked all the time, and with the shades open and there are plenty of buildings across the street with a view to my apartment, so I am sure it is possible that someone has seen me naked, but I have never gotten any complaints, comments nor cops coming over, so I guess maybe nobody has seen me"

That is not what this thread is about.

i don't know if she saw it or not fuckhead, read it again. Now you're going to say "she has to react to it for it to really count" or some stupid bullshit. Maybe she did maybe she didn't. My intent was to expose it to her.

she seem to enjoy staring at your cock?

stop fucking arguing in my thread dipshit i want people to come in here and talk not scare them away cause of an autistic tard

>Now you're going to say "she has to react to it for it to really count"
Nope.

Stop wasting people's time with your bullshit non-story.

That is what I was going to say

I had a friend who had a very straight forward approach to dating. He would ask a girl out, they would go out on a date, and at the end of the date, when they arrived at her place to drop her off, he would whip out his cock, to see what happened.

His philosophy was simple. Some girls will go for it. Some wont. If you are just dating to fuck around, why waste time on the girls who are going to be squares. Thin out the heard quickly. Incredibly, it worked a percetage of the time. Some would at least give him a hand job, or a blow job, or some touching - those he would call again and keep them as booty calls.

Guy was a genius. Died in a car accident.

You’re not worried about her having you arrested?

I don’t think it was acting one bit.

Wow, this guy have steel balls, i dont think i can do this. Can people call police for sexual harasment as example for it?

perhaps it was or wasnt but there are a couple that are most definitely acted out rather than real

exposing yourself to others in your vehicle and jerking it - yes of course the cops can come and arrest you.

Is this a get thread? The last three were all in a row

RIP my guy

My sister slept over once at my apartment. I knew she was awake so I started masterbating and she came in my room to see if I was awake. She saw me going at it got all wide eyed said sorry and closed the door. Blew the biggest load right after.

nah none of them ever had a problem with it but thats probably because the type of girl i attracted in college. lots of daddy issue girls, stoner chicks, black girls with white guy fetish. even the fairly conservative girl that ended up being my GF for a long time said she hated that kind of stuff but seemed to like it before we got together.

and yeah of course they looked at it and watched my jerk off.

Wow. Strange she didn't leave her number

gimme a good story or two

she treat you any different after eyeing your cock?

As fucked as it is, to this day I still highly respect dudes who do this
Society is so up it's own ass that literally all it would take would be one leftists cunt or some asshole in a bad mood saying something to the police and you'd be on a sex offender registry for life but if a woman does it the most they'll get is a fine for indecent exposure
I really like jerkin it in places where I could definitely get caught but for some reason I never get full mast when I do so despite how much I like it. Anyone got any idea why?

Nah said I said sorry and she said she shoulda knocked then we went and got bagels lol

nerves

I once undressed and walked in on a female friend while she was showering. She had loud music playing on her phone, so she didn’t hear me enter. I stepped inside the shower and waited for her to turn around and discover me. My heart was racing and I was terrified, but I had a plan. If she reacted negatively, I was going to start laughing his sterically and play it off as a very inappropriate prank. I knew there would be fallout, but I figured I could mitigate it by making it a joke. Instead, she turned around, looked me up and down, and said, “I’ve always wondered when you were going to pull something like this.”

We ended up fucking in the shower and again that night, And then she basically ghosted me. Still worth it. 100% true story.

Can you create Vola and upload everything there?

I know it's old, but I post the pack, so could you please post moar?

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Anyone got the rest of these? I know there are more where someone ejaculates on women without them noticing it until later.

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fucking hot story lad you hard when you pulled the curtain?

Vola vola vola

When I was 25, I had invited my 21-year-old cousin over to my house. She still lives with her parents, but I was renting a place, and since she was old enough to drink, she would just drink at my house. She was decently attractive, but she had these giant tits that I always wanted to see. At some point in the night she was messing with stuff in my room and came across my fleshlight and jokingly asked about it. I explained it, and she said something like, “I’d have to see it in action.”

She went back to the living room to make another drink, so I Picked up the fleshlight, lubed it, and started using it, but left my bedroom door open. She came walking back in with a drink, got startled for a second, and then left. I was sitting on my bed using it, And she walked over, knelt next to my bed, (it was a low futon) and took out her tits. She was basically giving me something to look at while I used it. She said, “ you can touch them if you want to”, so I rolled over toward her and started sucking on one of her nipples.

She said, “you’re making me wet” , And I took that as my invitation to check, so I reached Up the pantleg of of her shorts abd started fingering her. We ended up fucking, no condom or anything, but the aftermath was so painfully awkward and uncomfortable.

I wanted to continue things, but she was freaked out that we were cousins, so she told me we had to pretend like it never happened. I was fine with that, and I moved on. Months later, I walk in on her fucking one of my brothers. Again, true story.

Yeah, from the fear and excitement

>hurr durr,its just a prank bro,dont charge me with sexual assault

what a bullshit story and your a fuckin moron

Bigger than average dick here.
Ex-GF was obsessed w it. During a camping trip with our group of friends at the beginning of summer, she showed it off to 3 of her girlfriends when I passed out in the tent in only swim trunks, after a long day of day drinking and playing in the nearby river.
When she told me about it the next day she said she pulled it out and stroked it a bit. Said it wasn’t at full erection but enough to impress.
She offered to let her friends touch it if they wanted to. 2 of the 3 took her up on it and stroked me for a few seconds. 3rd girl just stared at it I guess.

By the end of the summer, I had fucked both of her friends who wanted to touch it. With girlfriends permission of course. One was in a threesome.

I would still catch the more prudish 3rd girl sneaking stares at my crotch whenever we were around each other.

I should’ve just grabbed her and bent her over one of those times. Lol.

This was like 10 yrs ago. Sorry no pics handy.

First time, huh?

hot story, ever try to do anything with her after or confront sex with brother?

did you flash them again while awake?

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My sis in law caught me jerking off once. I was in her room, lying on the bed while watching porn and jackin' it to one of her panties. She walked in and was stunned for a second and all she said was "Ohh!" then closed the door. I didn't plan on shooting my load in her panties but as punishment for interrupting me, I did. I then placed it back in her drawers cum-stained and all.

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Oh yeah, of course I asked. We had one future encounter BEFORE I walked in on her with my brother. We were in a hot tub drinking, and started making out, and she tried to straddle me, but she was so goddamn dry because of the hot tub, that that friction was just uncomfortable for the both of us, so we got out to go back to her bedroom, but by the time we got there, she had changed her mind.

When I walked in on her with my brother, they both flipped out and begged me not to tell anyone, and I basically told them both to get dressed and leave, and I never talked to either one of them about it again. We all just sort of dropped it. She ended up leaving soon after that to go to medical school, and I haven’t seen her since.

she ever say anything or do anything with you since?

How’d that conversation go after walking out of her bedroom ?

Skinny dipped together, but no actual cock flash.
My girl would play around and rub on me to get me chubbed up then play with it thru my shorts in front of them tho.
This of course let to me fucking and cumming inside 2 of my GF’s best friends (on different occasions)

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these are so fake its embarrassing

This was about four years ago. It happened in the evening so we didn't see or talk until the next afternoon. It's as if like nothing happened and I believe she hasn't told anyone because I still keep my appearances up on family gatherings/reunions.

It's funny and hot lol I'm hard rn

When I was 16 I had the obsession of showing my P secretly to strangers so they would notice, but think that I had it out by accident. Like, I would wear think soccer shorts with no boxers on underneath, itch my leg knee up to my thigh and lift my shorts up as I did it, so my semi-erect penis would flop out for a second. I would usually do this standing up on a bus, in front of someone sitting down, or at a bus stop.
One time I was sitting 3 seats in front of two women about 23 years old. And I was just jacking it whilst watching them sideways, acting like I was looking out the window. I could see them whispering shit to eachother and often giving me weird looks. When they got off the bus, I sat where they sat and looked at my previous position from their POV. Little did I know that the gaps in the seats perfectly aligned to wear my cock was. They could literally see my cock the whole time. I didn't hear anything else about it. I was really scared after that they might have taken photos and were gonna expose me, again I was only 16.

Got any pics? I wanna see what her tits look like?

you cum while they watched?

No, I was super anxious whilst doing it. I knew that they'd be able to see my arm moving up and down and it made me shy.

Harvey Weinstein? Is that you?

yes. suck my balls.

you should've said "that's fine" when she said sorry

>setup green screen in garage
>jack off in front of camera
>a.mpg

>go to mall parking lot
>pull by some hot girl
>talk to her about random stuff
>or just pay some girl 20$ to read some innocent script
>film her
>b.mpg

>open pirated adobe premiere
>a.mpg + b.mpg
>public exhib guy jerks off in front of stranger.mpg

% ffmpeg -i myfile.webm -an -vcopy myfile_muted.webm

can't get mpeg to work could i do it with smplayer ik that has mpeg in it

Yes.

Haven't tried but this should work:
% mencoder -ovc copy -nosound wank.webm -o wank_muted.webm

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