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shes almost naked
Claiming best girl.
Sup?
loli peanut best wai-
"neck snapping noise"
/waif/
What a cute shortcake!
Why is she angery
Is that a Yuno or a Cirno
Le epic gamer waifu
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a
Why do you love your waifu?
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Check 'em
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naked amlost she
She is loyal and adorable, she is hurt and i want to protect her from evil
But she is evil
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We've all thought about pushing people down the stairs before!
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>Why is she angery
cause she ain't nude
a
... I was talking about wanting to fuck your teacher but ok
because she is cute and she shares tiny moments of her life with me. maybe one day ill learn if it was eggs or pancakes/french toast
hello
flutters
h-hello
hello
hello tsugufren! did you just get up?
how was your slep? do you dream at all?
for me, dreams are rare, was like every night tho when i was younger
also im back from ECU Tuning it was quite the interesting experience, i got to see it all like how it's done and what not, got a hp increase of 30, unofficially though...
gotta say it's quite noticeable and it's supposed to get more power once i've driven for a while since the adjustments to the engine take some time to take effect it's just 70% right now
im definitely going on another ride tonight even tho i just went yesterday since i NEED to push that engine some more on the autobahn im amped up can't wait for midnight to hit finally :3
>yandere trap hentai
Hello there how was your day?
Actually based and doesn't care what other people think pilled
h-how are you today?
yeah pretty much
slept well, no dream, or i cant remember it if i did
i think i do dream pretty often but i hardly remember any of them
oh cool, glad you enjoyed it
nice, well i hope when the time comes around you have a good ride
i havent had much of one yet, but so far its been good. a little chilly today, but im just spending a few comfy hours playing vidya and then i have to work
how about yourself?
Same having comfy hours while study for uni
Hope your day gets comfier!
didn't realise that it was a gif, filename is my heart rate.
this is yekoorg
say something nice about yekoorg
claiming tohru
he can suck my cock at any time
i hope yours gets even comfier than that!
cute
cute waifu
what?
not nice enough for you?
>no dream, or i cant remember it if i did
i know right? isn't it crazy how you jut dream less and close to not at all as you age?
sure it happens every now and then but not as often as in the past, i wonder if you could somehow do something or experience something that would trigger a dream. Triggering dreams seems like a interesting topic, i think if you have like a traffic accident or something of similar magnitude you are more likely to dream about that
or at least i think ive read something like that somewhere
>oh cool, glad you enjoyed it
i do... only weird part is tho that the guy that did it is a friend of a friend and so we just "did it" like without a receipt or any legal papers which has me a little bit worried, simply handed him straight cash, but oh well it's not really common that police check your ECU i mean like why would they... any visually noticeable changes like big ass rims or a huge spoiler on the other hand are easier to spot and hence get checked more often
heh... remind me about this when i get fucked lol pls no hopefully not but i might've jinxed it
who dis?
we have been expecting you.
nigga, lole
hmm i cant remember if i dreamed much when i was young. honestly all my most memorable dreams were in the last 10 years, a few only a couple years ago, but i dont know i dont really keep track
hmm this might interest you, then: i fell down a flight of stairs when i was very young, so young i dont remember it, but i had a recurring dream for many many years later of falling down stairs that would jolt me awake every time.
yeah that sounds kinda sketchy but i dont think a friend would steer you wrong, and yeah its unlikely police would check for anything not obvious unless you were also doing some other crime, maybe street racing or something i dont know
Tachibana Sylphynford!
hello, cute waifu
show ass
h
post some lewds
Thank you!
no
i had a dream i was in some early post-apocalyptic zombie world and it was awesome
hello. tired?
you're welcome, how are you today?
I'll pass, user
hallo saberfren! :3
keeping well?
interesting!! yes it is how i thought dreams would trigger. it's just if something noticeably different for your daily routine happens that also has quite a lot of magnitude like for example you not being able to walk anymore after jumping off a bridge.
i too had this one reoccurring dream when i was younger, though i am actually to this day not sure wehter it was reality or a dream... there was this dark figure standing besides my bed and whenever it happened my ears started to ring and it sounded like a thunderstorm was going on and sometimes i could even feel the dark figure pushing down on my chest it was quite scary and ya to this day im not sure if it was all just a dream or a paranormal experience lol happened like maybe for 3 weeks and then it stopped as i remember
from what i've read so far, only if it's an accident involving serious injury of another person or even worse with a fatality they will do a through inspection of the whole vehicle, including electronics, so the ECU basically and check if it has been tempered with and even then i read it's hard to prove so yaa i should be fine
but you know im quite the good law abiding citizen kinda guy so it feels a bit weird and wrong but ill eventually forget about it.
only thing i have to remember is not to mention the increased hp and just act like stock hp is still in place
das a cute! :3
but more clothes please... you don't wanna end up as a lewd... lewds = bad
u know
yuyufrenfrendo hey hey hey! :3
you seem irritated, anything bad happen lately?
Hi
Is something wrong?
I'm good, playing vidya, school ending in a month, and so on, default stuff. What about you?
You guys are a disappointment
mhm but I need more lewds
yeah im sure traumatic events always end up in dreams in one way or another, im less sure about more normal stuff though
hmmm sounds very spooky, i think ive heard sleep paralysis is sort of similar to that, but i dont know anything about that
oh yeah, that sounds very unlikely then
ah i sort of get how that feels, yeah now that its done and over with it should feel back to normal soon. good luck and have fun with your 'stock' hp ;)
glad to hear it, routine can be very comfy
im good, also playing some vidya for now, in about two hours i have to start getting ready for work but it should be a very easy day so that's good.
mind if i ask what vidya you're playing?
oh, you know, feeling as i usually do
i woke up
pleased to meet you. nothing, no worries
sorry, friend
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Well hope you are having a nice day
that's no good. is there something i can do?
Good luck at work, easy days are nice and fast!
I'm playing Intralism right now, pretty fun rhythm game, but I mainly play it just cause it has a ranking system. What vidya you playing?
but... what are you going to do with them
once you have more?
>sleep paralysis
YES YES!! this sooo much that's it... i had one of those experiences even in a well lit room just after waking up, it was a white entity instead of ablack one this time.
it was very uncomfortable i could not breathe an no matter how hard i tried i could not scream or talk let alone move even a finger spooky af indeed
it's been years since that happened now.. been living on my own for quite some time now didn't happen once since and i'd like to keep it that way in all seriousness
i will, its just 21:22 tho i only go out at midnight since the roads are empty around 1 - 3 am so ill stick on here for a bit until then
fuggg
i know how that feels like
sometimes i just want to fall asleep again too
Keep trying user, you can do it!
Gomen
Thank you, and will do!
thank you
hmmm seems strange, but i really like rhythm games so i understand the appeal
im playing grim dawn right now, its been pretty fun
aaaa that all sounds scary, im sorry you had to deal with that
im glad it stopped and has been staying away, fingers crossed it stays like that
ah, i see, i'll probably be gone by then, i hope you have a nice time
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Come one Mods
Your work cant be that easy
>will do!
rightfully so!
i like the floral pattern what a beautiful pice of clothing i'd like to wear one myself someday but they are quite heavy and im afraid im a little bit too frail to wear one :|
i remember it always happened when my ears started to beep and i was hearing this consistent thunder noise, that was usually a indicator for it and i knew i was fucked once it started cuz i never was able to snap out of it before it started
so weird i get scared to this day when my ears pick up on that sound
gone as in work?
hope it's another slow chill day for you tsugufren! :3
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>tfw even your waifu prefers big black cocks...
Scary loud capital letters
ew...
keep that to yourself
its unhealthy
you filthy piece of shit
lewd stuff
c'mon u lil shit, show me the lewds
very spooky. i should considering myself fortunate all i had were a few sudden jolts awake.
yes work, sorry i didnt specify. it should be even easier than yesterday so it'll be very good!
thanks, i hope you are, too
buy me cigarettes
yes but it's best when you can live in dreamland
ok what kind?
uh the ones that smell good
Those kind of cigarretes with some fruit flavour?
no, just the nice ones
you know you don't have to be that direct and degrading to them
what if they are of a fragile character and might just commit sudoku?
you never know always be nice and excellent to each other people :3
like how?
isn't it just a file, an arbitrary collection of ones and zeroes?
are you going to print them out and commit acts of bestiality?
i can't wait to hear from you, please respond OwO
that's good :3
do you eat for free there?
there must be some benefits to working there
i know
i had a few ones in the past i was really angry about waking up from them
like one where i was actually street racing which was quite exciting and as i recall it i woke up when i crashed into something.
you should learn to lucid dream. a good way to start is simply write down in a diary what you dream about, every detail you can remember right after you wake up.
remembering what you dream about is the key to you grasping consciousness during a dream and being able to control it.
i didnt think there were any
yeah pretty much, we almost always get to pick at the leftovers
hmm i kinda like how its structured, i guess.
maybe im just a masochist
The ultimate waifu
how many?
but the best parts about my dreams is that it's like a video game
okay then just get me any
a carton
like stuff at the buffet?
that sweet man! is a plus in my book
as long as you're happy working there its fine
huh?
do you control yourself like WASD ?
dafuq OwO
please respond
?
okay i'll be right back
yes that exactly, its very nice. sometimes i dont eat because id rather just get through the work
hmm. well its alright. it goes back and forth between good and terrible.
Tomoko gang
More like gollum gang.
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>id rather just get through the work
understandable
i would too probably
at least it's not boring :3
boring is really bad
tomokotomkokofrenfrendo! :3
you gud?
well fed?
do tell.
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hello
haha sometimes its boring too
im not complaining, its just kind of a mixed bag, you have to roll with what happens i guess
That's very mean, stop it please
yes
you do.
best of luck to you
:3
what are they doing to upset you
isn't it a cute cat?
Am gud, how about you fren?Hi
Cute, but very mean, comparing someone to gollum
u better believe it
thank you! :)
how are you doing today?
Don't call me that, meanie!
same here
probably gon play some crew now until i go for a drive myself later
i didn't see the video... youre right >:( you shall figuratively poop on them.
balances it out you know? as all things should be... wait no
that's sick!
and i don't mean the good kinda "sick" :(
you're welcome tsugufren!
ill go play some crew & drive around now before i go for a drive irl later :3
you hug, no fighting on my watch >:(
fucking hug, a mad intense hug :3
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&&am out! until later or next time nice thread everyone :3
your waifu is flat as a board even in the ass it's like she's a boy
games are like VR
thanks friend
alright, i hope you have fun with both!
you're welcome, i put them in an envelope and sent them with my carrier pigeon, you should get them soon
The maddest, most intensest hug!!
Ok.
yay brick!! thank you!
do you want to know my address?
i-im really proud of this joke...
someone please get it...
the pigeon knows the way, but sure
eat a dick
That's why I love her.
>ass like she's a boy
what are u trying to say?
wait, really?
You have a date with your waifu
>What kind of places would you visit with her?
>What present would you give to her?
>How do you think the date would end?
A) None
B) None
C) It would never happen in the first place.
She's not real.
i wouldn't be able to date Yui in the first place
i'm not good enough for her and she'd just ignore me anyway
I am not worthy to have a date with her
n-no
i didnt buy cigarettes either...
sorry
u-uhhh i dont know... m-maybe shopping? i dont think she'd like something too extravagant. maybe just a walk around town
hmm. maybe a fish to remember me.
uhhh i dont know, normally? we part ways at the end and thats it
w-wow... what depressing answers...
i'm saying she has a boys body you homo get better tastes
Probably at some arcade and a candy store, I'd buy her some sort of retro console. I think it would end well, nothing too awkward.
Guys, help me please. I need an anime girl lying on the bed in a doggystyle position spreading her pussy. Or maybe another good positioning spreading her lips.
Hey hey relax, no need to fight!
shut the fuck up faggot
blow it out your ass literal who waifu
fuck off
>homo get better tastes
I have a bf so her male body is fine with me u dumbfuck
FAGGOT
Very mean indeed! Very unnecessary!
no shit sherlock
>I have a bf
>I have a bf
>I have a bf
you gay ass shit sucker
its time for work, goodbye
ill probably see some of you again in a few hours
Bye bye, have a nice day
Goodbye and good luck! Have a nice one!
As usual, pretty bad. You?
What happened user?
Alright goodnight everyone, it's sleepy time
Night night user
Gamer girl dies
Hello Oumanon
How was your day?
ayo whyte boi
Claim
Conservative Aussie PM won the election
Won like $200 because the bookies were slow
Reddit got pissed
I want to die
>Conservative Aussie PM won the election
>Reddit got pissed
>that pic
this pleases me
Thanks. I made it
>having irl partners when you have a waifu
Normalfag.
what ya gonna do, burn me?
You wish I would be so magnanimous
Gamer girl piss is all a real gamer needs to sustain them
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Good evening user
How was your day?
Definitely not one of my better days, currently just watching nature documentaries.
How about yourself?
where nerf:( ?
Sorry to hear, hope you are feeling better now
Well my day was pretty good
crashed car makoto?
That's good to hear. Not enough of those to go around.
I'm feeling a bit better, just need it to stay that way.
You know it.
Just joined said server. Found advertisements for loli porn websites, found questionable content of literal underage girls.
Felt good reporting.
bampu
>He fell for the honeypot
discount here. how's it been?
there's another kaguya but he posts lewds. so I post manga crops to differentiate myself
Chiaki is a good girl
Been pretty alright. I'm just about out of debt. Another paycheck or two at most.
Other than that, I got a new car a few weeks ago, dunno if I've said that yet.
Recently got back into TERA (RIP me) and just going through the gear grind atm.
How bout you, anything new?
sweet, i'm trying to get out as well lol
you haven't told me, what is it?
F mmorpg's.
I'm trying to get into Rust tbh, just bought it. playing on a vanilla 2x server
Ya, it's a rough road but it's geting there.
A 2012 MazdaSpeed3. It's actually pretty fast, really torquey.
Pretty much.
I'm curious to see if there'll be a classic type server, apparently Korea and EU are getting one.
more cutes.
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