>Spent years building up reputation and fanbase.
>Invested heavily in production and countless hours editing videos and producing content for the masses.
>Endless days researching interesting subjects.
>Make a great living on ad revenue, earning thousands a month just making videos for fun.
>has a wife and kid, loyal family.
>mfw peepee gets hard for a random fan and lose 10 years of hardwork because of peepee hard.
Sad really. If only he wasn't imperfect.
>Built his company from the ground up
>Crushes competition in a cold and ruthless business strategy.
>Becomes the riches man on EARTH.
>Creates millions of jobs all over the planet.
>Stocks are worth $1000 each.
>Has power to invest in TV shows and make people happy.
>Becomes as powerful as the US President.
>Beautiful loyal wife.
>mfw peepee hard and gets caught cheating because peepee super hard for random chick.
>Become president
>yaddi yadda
>peepee hard
And nobody over 16 knows or cares who he is.
>be a successful r&b artist.
>everyone knows that song, "I believe I can fly" even new kids know it without even watching spacejam.
>yadda yadda
>peepee hard.
>peepee hard
>Built a career over 60 years.
>Funny standup comedian.
>Has multiple TV shows, and stars in multiple movies, and is a household name
>pudding pops.
>Survived racism and bigotry growing up and becoming successful.
>loving wife, and extended family.
>loved by millions.
>discovered hot actresses
>discovered drugs
>mfw peepee hard
>becomes first African American pro golfer.
>Wins PGA tours like nothing.
>Rich and successful from out of nothing.
>has hot blonde model wife.
>mfw peepee hard.
>spend your entire life being Chuck Norris
>Gets start on some infomercial.
>Instantly viral because throwing things without looking lands in sink.
>Personality is off the charts
>Gets remixed and that goes viral.
>Making mad cash and becomes a celeb
>punches hooker for ripping him off because Peepee was hard
wow, it's almost like men are being opressed or something
did you know that around 50,000 years ago we're able, through mitochrondrial DNA primarily, to determine that at the birth of agriculture become the focus of human activity that only something like one in ten men actually "mated", that is to say had sex in a way that would produce offspring who lived and affected the results of the mitochondrial DNA study through their having been part of the DNA line being studied. so, in effect, the only people getting laid were the insanely violent and manipulative men who held onto their farmland in an era of open melee violence. through schemes, through mercenaries, society as we know it formed this way.
so, basically, women ARE ACTUALLY whores. no shit, scientifice evidence on top of it all, as soon as people could even begin to imagine "wealth" as as concept women were all over rich men only until other rules and ideas came into play, the main one is "romance", in which we should form strict pairs. women don't naturally even want to do this and it's the greatest con we ever pulled on them, it would have turned us into an emotionally, spritually worthy species instead of meat gobbling monsters.
it more or less just failed in the last 25 years. your generation's legacy upon the earth is being so weak women turned back into unrepentant monkey-whores because you weren't interesting at all. that's it. that's the end of the world. fucking that.
i love fucking whores, you sound like a little faggot with feelings bruh
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also if I wasn't being clear
>be a human female
>could become a mentally and emotionally worthy species with a logically complete morality
>nah
>I LIKE THE BIG PEE PEE GUY WITH LOTS OF MONEY :>
this is the entirety of human history, your species is that fucking absolutely boring and horrible
>men want to become women now
gosh I wonder why
in this thread, lots of men jealous that ugly men cna pull more than one woman at a time when they can't pull anyone.
and you sound like a weak man who will accept anything, you're the kind of person who before 1900 would have been buried in an unmarked grave because nobody paid anyone to care
>>has a wife and kid
?????
also his peepee only got hard after his wife started fucking random dudes
basically a cuck
ITT someone posting “celebs” which have no self control
Cool OP thanks
>Famous actor from nowhere.
>Gets multiple roles in famous movies over a 40 year period.
>Becomes amazing voice actor for video games
>Becomes a household name.
>Rich and popular in pop culture.
>Has so much charm and is nice.
>mfw fucked a underage boy back in 1970s and gets caught for it 30 years later.
>mfw peepee was hard gay back in 1970.
Such hard work buying recording equipment and taking abiut shit that appeals to 12 year olds.
Let's all praise this nobody because he did something OP LIKES BECAUSE he is a 12 year old
You're missing the point.
The point is you can be super successful. Be a good person naturally, and contribute to society for years and years. Work hard and earn lots of money.
But all it takes is one sexual encounter to unravel all that hard work and time spent to build up to being famous and rich.
Welcome to the world liberal culture built.
#meetoo is the worst meme
at least i got my dick wet off of multiple whores who knew how to handle a cock, who gives a shit what happens after you die, can't orgasm when you're dead
>peepee was hard for the wrong person
>got famous BECAUSE peepee was hard
not even about his peepee getting hard
it's about him being more successful than his wife and she admittedly being jealous of it and considering it a form of mental abuse.
"his peepee got hard" was just an excuse to end it and literally purloin his followers
More like
>whore of a wife forces me into an open relationship, then accuses me of cheating to destroy everything I've built
Well it worked.
>flew so fast around the world, that he reversed time itself because peepee was hard for her
Cite your sources Bill Nye
i fucked so much I got hep C and now can't knowingly infect others because I am not that cruel
but also why are women even that desirable? fuck, you'll break 30 eventually I guess and see how slanted things are toward women
you ever think maybe history will remember this era as an anti-humanistic mess precisely because one routine dalliance in which the above poster, super proud of his wet dick, also exists? you want to simultaneously rule men's psyches by making sex an all important symbol but you also want unprecedented control of how and why it happens. this supremacist scheme will fall apart in the face of human nature and will be remembered as, at best, some sorry perversion of moronic assholes.
also 10/10 on making Kevin Spacey admit he's gay and then paying young men to accuse him of rape again so he couldn't get away from the killsquad, just wow, improvise, adapt and overcome Bear Grylls style.
>become billionaire property tycoon
>become famous and lands successful TV show the Apprentice.
>becomes president of the USA
>be the first president in over 50 years to meet with North Korea.
>has hot wife who's 30 years younger than him and has kids.
>secretly fucks bitches behind her back without getting caught
>mfw almost gets impeached because of peepee was hard for money grubbing porn star.
>mfw gets away with it.
don't fall for the open relationship trick, kids
moralfag
Hep C can be treated faggot lol why are you so retarded
>peepee gets hard with permission from wife
>"okay now stop getting your peepee hard it makes me uncomfortable"
>peepee can't stop being hard on such a short notice
>"you cheated me because you didn't do exactly what I said for the first time in your life. Now give me 100000 of your followers"
being a projared is tough
>can't speak english properly
>ultra famous from body building
>ultra famous from first movie with less than 18 lines of dialog throughout the whole movie on Terminator 1.
>becomes governer of california
>becomes an actor again
>has loving wife and kids
>mfw fucks bitches and doesn't get divorced.
>mfw gets caught fucking bitches
>mfw confronted about all the bitches he fucked
>mfw ALPHA as fuck and admits his peepee was hard and nothing bad happened.
jared doesn't have a kid. That would require his wife to stop fucking other dudes for a little while so he could impregnate her. We all know that never happened
>through mitochrondrial DNA primarily
>affected the results of the mitochondrial DNA
lol what the fuck are you saying? im going to stop you right there. thats not how mitochondrial DNA works. mitochondrial DNA is inherited maternally, and it does NOT indicate diversity of male mates.
and the rest of your paragraph is bullshit too, because none of those things can be inferred from mitochrondrial DNA.
link the study so I can laugh at how you managed to get the facts so hideously wrong.
Truth.
Peepee hard
No matter how popular, successful, rich, powerful, genuine, smart, and charming you are, all it takes to destroy your lifetime of acheivements is to have your peepee hard.
>girl willingly sends you titty pics
>peepee doesn't even get hard
>I'm underage btw (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)
>goes to jail for possession of cp
>gets rich from posting tits and ass because it makes your peepee hard.
>your species
Fuck of alien
mitochondrial DNA is female only, normal DNA is not, by comparing them we can see a huge compression in mate choice in which all the mitochondrial DNA lines become compressed into fewer and fewer types of total DNA. basically a ton of human variability died off because toward the beginning of agriculture only farmers got laid.
the alternate version I'm sure you want to hear starts later and goes like "farming forced women into naturally patriarchal nuclear families because their bodies became cultural currency", though this is wrong mainly for it's marked lack of speculation as to what a hunter->farmer transitional era would have been like and how long it would have been, which was actually quite long by our standards, probably 2-3 times the length of our recorded history if you start the count at around 10,000 BCE with the earliest clay writings
so basically you don't even know what you want from men, you've always been skanks and holy shit what did anyone expect? things to be nice or balanced? why would that happen? do you know where you are?
jared did nothing wrong
"m-muh boner"
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