I come with a word of warning boys. I NEARLY GOT LAID TONIGHT! I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE AND I COULDN’T GET HARD!! FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE! IN THE BACK OF MY GRANDMOTHERS CAR! AND I FUCKING BLEW IT!
To be honest, I’m not even mad about it because I got to 2nd base for the first time, but FUCK! I have 3 more years until I’m inducted into wizardhood, but after tonight I believe I have the confidence to stray from obtaining those terrible powers. I just wanted to tell you all that if my fat ass can do it YOU CAN GET THERE TOO. BUT FUCK! STOP WATCHING PORN!
She was a wexican, 5’ 4”, 130ish pounds, and she had perky double D’s. Played with her kitty and sucked on her titties, but the soldier didn’t want to stand at attention. I’m blaming porn. It’s gotten really bad on this board and it’s doing you all a disservice. I understand wanting to collect bitches like Pokémon, but fuckin A boys. Get the fuck outside if you haven’t already.
The reason why most people here are virgins is that almost everyone here is a genetic trash. Cannot lose virginity if you're under 6ft or have shitty face.
Adrian Johnson
Not quite true, it's just that you're fucking obtuse. Better kill yourself.
Samuel Bailey
That’s fucking bullshit. I saw small dudes with more game than I in the bar last night. Wisconsin bar. White girls. Country music, all about the y’all boy cowboys. It’s more than just looks dude. I’m 5’ 10” with a beard and 264lbs. Keep believing 4chans meme-ish lies and you’re gonna get nowhere buddy. Listen to your boy.
On God bro. I truly believe we can all make it, you just gotta make it happen. I went out with the goal of just showing my face, and I had this chubby Latina girl all over me within 10 min of being there. I also had this 9/10 Wisconsin blonde who immediately dismissed me when she met me, but we ended up going to an after party and by the end of the night she wanted 2 hugs from me. Fucking wild bro; it was a great ass night boys.
Anthony Parker
>5'10" >246lbs Tubby tubs over here with a homless beard and a blaze orange hat hating on "small" dudes, kek
Daniel Lee
And yet I made more progress than I ever have tonight within 10 minutes of simply being myself. I’m not hating at all, I’m saying we ALL can make it. What’d you do today?
Ryan Wright
>perky >double D’s
Pick one
Logan Williams
>Pick one
Maybe you should take a closer look at the threads around here bud.
Matthew Watson
Your right. That happened to me with this other girl... I mistook it for one of the girls in my head that would never laugh at my kinks... But real danger lurks in real women... And you won't get hard... Unless it's your hand. Worst thing is you won't notice till it happens!!
Michael Clark
>I blame porn No you should blame your pathetic little brain for not being able to stimulate your fucking cock, you cocksucking faggot
Oliver Gonzalez
If anybody else reads this thread, ignore the haters man. You got this. I know your pain, I’ve been living it, but it’s all a mental game man. Take whatever’s toxic in your life and leave it behind. I’m doing the same starting today; it’s all a learning process my brothers. YOU CAN DO THIS.
Justin Brown
Totally agree with you i couldn't get hard on many times i blame porn too
Connor Parker
I had thought about it and for a second I thought it was performance anxiety, but I didn’t have any issues talking or touching or asking her to fuck. I got stimulated touching her tits at the bar but once it was game time she was touching my dick and in my head I kept thinking about how I vice grip my cock when I jerk off. And knowing my shitty luck all I could do was laugh. Live and learn boys, we still got plenty of time.
Kevin Gonzalez
Wut the trap ones?
Jordan Jones
You couldn't get it up because you're fat, have never exceeded regularly in your life while still fapping away. You can fap all you want, just gotta exercise more than your dick to have proper blood flow and testosterone levels söiboi
When a girl i met on tinder came over to me and sucked my dick i couldn't even get hard
David Fisher
Söiboi confirmed
Connor Wilson
No traps, she was all woman
This is also a factor I’m sure. And I’m positive smoking doesn’t help my cause either.
I really don’t think so...I’ve thought about it quite a bit and even tried jerking it to trap and gay porn, but it doesn’t do anything for me and I end up switching.
Yeah bro I feel you. we just gotta keep on trying though; keep showing our face.
Gavin Evans
>I’ve thought about it quite a bit
My dude you are bisexual at minimum. I'm queer, fucks and gets fucked by guys and girls. BUT i cannot get off to trap or gay porn.
How do you figure that though? I’m not upset, but what gives you that impression?
Colton Collins
Friend, just go on a date with a guy, see how it feels. Be safe tho. Them niggers is horny.
Thomas Cook
Maaaaaan...if I can be real with you for a second, I really want to have sex with a woman before I try playing for the other team. It’s not that I would be opposed to it, it’s just I know for a fact I want to have children of my own one day. Not adoption, but my own blood. I also was born and raised Catholic, and even though I haven’t practiced for like 3 years now it’s still a hurdle I need to get over. Also it would upset the FUCK out of my Dad, and I would hate to do that to the guy at this point.
A lot of people including my own family as my if I’m gay though. So yeah man, I’ll figure that one out in time.
Oliver Taylor
Word been in that boat. The kid bit is why I can't commit fully to guys. But I will say this. Having your own kids in the long term is meaning less.
Meaning 10 generations from now your DNA will mean little.
If you are a virgin I can get that. I enjoy both honestly. But yeah, nothing wong with just trying it out. Just don't focus to much on it when you do. Be natural and let yourself relax.
That's the biggest part with guys with your back ground. Too much shame and guilt fucking with ya.
Oliver Hill
>How do you expect to get hard fucking your grandmother?
I had to get so drunk and was just about able to keep it up to do the deed. It was like waving a stick around in the Grand Canyon though. Bitch is loose. And I've got low standards.
Ayden Evans
Once I feel like a good version of myself overall I probably will try. There’s just a lot of mental resistance and stigma regarding that in my personal life, but I honestly appreciate the real answer brother. It’s nice to have a good back and forth on here every once and a while. I’m about to crash though, been up since 9am yesterday and haven’t been to bed yet.
Maybe being fat and unhealthy had an effect. It may be easier to manually get hard alone, but free flowing blood from excitement does better with people that are heart healthy. YOU are far from it.
Samuel Richardson
Did you ever stop to think it could just be performance anxiety? Since you've never been laid before it's possible your nerves got the better of you.
hahaha OP is a faggot, i have a medical condition that says i should be impotent by now and u can still get hard like turning on a light switch
it's not the porn OP it's that you're just a virgin faggot hahaha
Hunter Lewis
Being nervous before sex can make it very difficult to get an erection, it has nothing to do with porn. Granted if you are jacking it non-stop, then yeah it can mess you up; but that's more of a masturbation problem, not a porn problem.
I'll even be honest with you, the first two times I was with a women I couldn't get hard entirely due to nerves. My best advice is to take it slow & ease yourself into it.
