So I'm the guy who made the threads about the Eurotrip. I've narrowed it down to either Berlin or Hamburg...

So I'm the guy who made the threads about the Eurotrip. I've narrowed it down to either Berlin or Hamburg. Those of you familiar with both, which should I choose?
In case you didn't see the other ones, I'm a 24 year old straight male from the US. I will most likely be going with 2 friends. I plan on eating a lot and especially drinking a lot.
General information on Germany would also be nice.

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Munich.

Otherwise Berlin. Cheaper, party is as good as Hamburg. Germany has good trains, so if you want to see the country a bit, that's the way to go. In the big cities everybody speaks English, so you'll be fine.

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what do you prefer about Munich?

Oh and this will be my first flight longer than 6 hours. I hate flying even that long, and this one will be 8 hours. How do I deal with this? Are there any over the counter pills I can take to help me get more sleep?

Munich if you want to see the stereotypical Germany. Berlin is very international and alternative/hipster like.
For Party I recommend Hamburg. In Hamburg is a place called "Reeperbahn". It is a Streetname. In the area you find a whole lot of bars, clubs, strp-clubs, brothels, smoking is allowed in almost every bar/club (it's illegal in the rest of Germany to smoke in bars/clubs). You also find a lot of hookers on the street, prostitution is legal in Germany and the price for the street hookers is 30€ / 20 Minutes.
It's a bit like Germanys Las Vegas, people from all over Germany visit Hamburg Reeperbahn to party. You will see a whole bunch of bachelor partys going wild.

Also drinking in public is legal in Germany.

I've found smoking bars in most of Germany except Bavaria (based on google reviews of bars). I know there are a lot of them in Berlin, Kiel, and Stuttgart.

And damn, 30 Euros for a hooker? How much would I have to pay to go into a whorehouse and pick one out?

Would I be better of staying in Mitte, Kreuzberg, or Neukolln?

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I never went into a whorehouse. I only know what they "advertise" themselves at on the street from visiting the Reeperbahn myself. But they range in price from cheap to expensive. I would plan with about 100€ for a really attractive one.

Kreuzberg and Neukölln are low income areas so more shady and dirty. Mitte is more middle-class and hipster

how many have you fucked? was it fun or did they seem miserable?

Important question; if I'm going from New York to Berlin, am I better off getting the package with connecting flight at Heathrow (cheaper) or spending an extra 150 to 200 for direct flight? On one hand, 8-9 hours is already a long as fuck flight. But on the other, I would save money with the connecting flight and I get to stretch my legs at the layover at least.

I as a german would prob say that hamburg is the better choice because in berlin there are to many immigrants and thiefs,
And hamburg has a beautiful Oldtown that is beside the Elbe and some Ports
but hamburg is also more expensive than berlin
and in berlin the night club and disco scene is superb

There are lots of brothels ("Laufhaus") as well as so called "Sauna Clubs" or "FKK Clubs".

The former work how you would expect: you go in, choose from a lineup of girls, tell her how long you want to stay and then go to a private room with her. Pretty standard.

The clubs however are the real highlight imo. You pay an entrance of 20-30€ and for that you get access to a big wellness club with free sauna and pool areas, free food and free (non-alcoholic) drinks. The men get sauna mantles to wear around the club, while the hookers walk around naked. Very relaxed atmosphere in general and easy to make conversation, btw I meet and talk to US soldiers stationed here all the time in these clubs, usually blows their mind the first time they're there haha.

General info: 50€/30min is standard and what's known as a "club unit", some cities (Munich..) are more expensive. Certain extras like anal can cost extra. Girls are mostly eastern european (Ro/Hu) and young, 18-25. Trafficing is very rare, most girls just want easy money after finishing school.

Source: myself, had around 300 hookers the last couple of years, seen 10 privately and been together with 2. Not recommend though especially for beginners. We have a saying here: "you can get the girl out of the club, but not the club out of the girl" which is pretty accurate.

Have fun brother, hope this helps

Are you German? And are all the girls Romanian and Hungarian? What about Poles, and actual German girls? I'm not picky at all, just curious.
And what's the FKK club like?

the dude just told you how they are lmao.
It starts with "The clubs..." are you even literate?

I thought he was just talking about the sauna clubs. Considering he specifically mentioned things you would find at a Sauna. Fuck off, NEET fag

as well as so called "Sauna Clubs" or "FKK Clubs"

you know what "or" means?

Oh and what are Charlottenburg and Schoneburg like? Are they lest fun than Kreuzberg and Neukoln?

It was a tiny reading comprehension error, you autistic faggot.

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Had some wild days in Berlin.. Are you into Techno?

I case you are... Welcome to Germany
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Hamburg, Stuttgart, Cologne and Frankfurt are nice destinations, too

jungle is massive

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I do like Techno, but I don't think my friends do. Still, I'll be there for a week (really more like 6 days because of those long ass flights), so I can drift apart at least one night.
What's a good club that's easy to get into?

Yes I'm german. Around 70-80% of girls are Romanian, 10-15% Hungarian, rest is a mix of mostly Bulgarian, Czech and German. Since Romanian and Hungarian girls are really beautiful this is not at all a bad thing.

What else do you want to know about the clubs? Basically imagine a sizeable wellness club with saunas and pools and shit plus a seperate bar area. Now add young naked girls walking around that want to fuck you for money. That's pretty much it. One of the main differences to brothels is that the clubs are less anonymous, since the Johns are hanging out in the club area, so it's easy to talk to other (more experienced) dudes about which girls are the best or just to watch football together and have some beers. So it's like going to a bar but also with a wellness/sauna area and naked hookers running around. Google "Germany fkk club" and look at the image search I guess so you can get an impression how these clubs look from the inside.

More upper class if I remember right. Nice place to visit by day as a tourist. I would get a hotel room in Kreuzberg or Neukölln, go to Charlottenburg and/or Schöneberg for the day but then go back to Neukölln or Kreuzberg for an adventurous night-out

from your agressive behavior id would say that you are a big fat black guy that cant make a normal comment based on your own inability to read. No wonder you need to pay to get laid.

That sounds great but I don't need all the sauna stuff, is the FKK the same thing minus the pools?

I'm finding some good deals in Kreuzberf and Neukoln! I'm bummed that I'll have to take a 1 stop flight at a shitty time, though

>What's a good club that's easy to get into?
Mate, since now i got in every club i wanted.

Not even tried getting into Berghain because my friends and me ware following a diffrent rave series. Also heard that the Berghais owners are a gay couple and you should really pay attention into which darkroom you are heading. I case you are gay, i would recommend.

Tanzhaus West in Frankfurt is pretty dope, same goes for MTW and Airport Stuttgart

Berlin is a shithole everywhere arabs and shit like that.
And everyone who teils you to go munich sucks dick. Bayern in general shouldnt be considered german

>Bayern shouldn't be considered German
Why not?

How is Austria? I might go there next year if I like Germany

FKK Club and Sauna Club are synonymous in this context, zero difference

Very similar to southern Germany

Like Baden Wurttemburg?

>good trains
yeah when they arrive on point or dont stand still on tracks for hours

More like Bavaria

Very similar to Bavaria? Any notable differences or are they functionally almost the same

Like does Austria do Oktoberfest?

Oktoberfest is specific to Munich and Munich only.

Bavaria is more similar to Austria then to states in northern Germany (culturally)

What are the far North parts of Germany (like Kiel) like?

And do German girls look similar throughout Germany?

Just avoid any parts of Germany where you have Turks/niggers/Arabs

Personally I wouldn't even want to visit Germany because I already live in a Turkish/Muslim shithole in England so I wouldn't see anything new in Germany

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Kek

if you are a billionaire= Munich
if you are a gay hipster= Berlin
if you are only gay = Cologne
if you are a 24y straight male= Hamburg

What are some good traditional German dishes?

I'm straight

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Berlin

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