Vocaroo thread because they're fun

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both of you read this one for me
each character with a different voice:

CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
He didn't fly so well!
Who wants to try next?

Tell me about Bane!!
Why does he wear the mask?
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!!

BANE: Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?

BANE: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

BANE: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

CIA: If I pull that off would you die?

BANE: It would be extremely painful.

CIA: You're a big guy.

BANE: For you.

CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?

BANE: Of course..... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!!!

CIA: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!

CIA Operative: Sir!

CIA: Now whats the next STEP in your master plan?!

BANE: Crashing this plane!........With no survivors!

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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

do this you gay loli trap

god i hate this but okay

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i feel disgusting

hahahahahahahahawhahahahahahahahahaha

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I've done this one before I'm not really proud with this quote on quote performance but hey

very nice
you did a great job

alright someone get another copypasta or somethin

I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUM
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alright you guys do this one that i already did:

Steve Rambo: "Oh shit, I'm sorry."
Brad McGuire: "Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all."
Steve Rambo: "Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice."
Brad McGuire: "It gets bigger when I pull on it."
Steve Rambo: "MMmmMmMmMmmm."
Brad McGuire: "Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin."
Steve Rambo: "Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands."
Brad McGuire: "Will you show me?"
Steve Rambo: "I'd be right happy to…"

im bored so heres navy seals copy

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this shit makes me cringe so hard

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

do this loli trap

are we sure if she's a trap or not?

100% trap
heard him in a previous thread

so is that a fake voice he's using or the real thing?

Ah bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo

not sure

seems like he abandoned thread anyway

dang

Mother love me long time long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky long time
Hong Kong Hong Kong

so cutttee I love it so much, I know you're a guy but I really feel so happy when I see one of your vocaroos posted, keep doing it you're awesome

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Say this?

i really didn't want to do this one but I'm running out of shit to say
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why?
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read me this joke everyone
a horse walks into a bar
and the bar tender says to the horse
"why the long face"

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Beware
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Guillotine
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Spread Eagle
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I might do the rest of later

"And when everyone is a trap, no one will be. Hahahaha!".

lmaoo it was good thank you

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what the FUCK is this
also the first one is expired

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"Hey, watching your wife get assfucked by a cock as big as your arm, doesn't make you cuck, okay? I should know, I've watched it a dozen times."

"Rape? I call it using the force."

"Joe Rogan tho"

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"Mac Demarco tho."

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very nice i fucking love that joke
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sorry it takes so long for me to post I'm recording in audacity before uploading to vocaroo

Rape is bad, right? And I totally get that. That you shouldn't rape people. But what about Jews?"

Lord Game
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Beware Redone
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glad you like lmao

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"I said to my friend, Tony, he's the most reasonable chap I know, I said, "Tony, do you honestly think, that I can go around England, shouting the phrase, "I vomited into the gaping anus of Muhammad."." And he said, "Well possibly, if it's in context."."

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also nice trips

"Don't eat my pussy. That is so gross. Ew. No, don't put your finger in my a.. Oh that's rude!"

Takyon
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Throat Cut
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;)

sexy voice
sucks your mic is trash

"I'm sorry. Wait, you're sorry? Why would you be sorry? Weird."

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"we need to secure the existence of our people, and a future for white children"

Nice lol

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what is this for?

you scared off the only other "female" in the thread

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She'll be fine.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Man. Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got radioactive blood. Can he swing from a thread?Take a look overhead. Hey, there. There goes the Spider-Man. In the chill of night At the scene of a crime. Like a streak of light. He arrives just in time. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Wealth and fame. He's ignored. Action is his reward. To him, life is a great big bang up. Wherever there's a hang up. You'll find the Spider-Man.

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is this nikkou??

Please please please read this:

"user, you're a stupid african gorilla nigger, you belong in the wild. You low IQ thugs just belong in jail, aka the nigger zoo. Now keep stroking. Shoot all of those crack babies outta that huge swollen prison-stick, so that the crime rate drops. Flex for me. Show me how strong you are. Sweat and exercise for me, so I can go back to my daddy smelling like nigger stink. He can kiss me on the cheek and taste the violence and stupidity on my lips. now shoot that cum. Shoot it like you're shooting a rival ape, you fucking nigger."

"Are you seriously going to put a dead chicken in my ass?"
"Well, it's not dead yet"

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No thx

I'm here still just didn't want to do another clip

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Why won't you say that? It's fucking easy. You'd rather say, "Gas all the Jews"?

“Late capitalism is a pyramid racket on a global scale, the kind of pyramid you do human sacrifices up on top of, meantime getting the suckers to believe it’s all gonna go on forever.”

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ima head to bed soon
so if you want me to say something you better hurry

this pls?

thanks, this is good man

seconding (or thirding?)

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That very night, or actually next morning just before dawn, she has a vivid, all-but-lucid dream about him, in which they are not exactly fucking, but fucking around, definitely. The details ooze away as dawn light and the sounds of garbage trucks and jackhammers grow in the room, till she’s left with a single image unwilling to fade, this federal penis, fierce red, predatory, and Maxine alone its prey. She has sought to escape but not sincerely enough for the penis, which is wearing some strange headgear, possibly a Harvard football helmet. It can read her thoughts. “Look at me, Maxine. Don’t look away. Look at me.” A talking penis.

say "invaders must die"
but try to sound like the guy in this video

youtu.be/EiqFcc_l_Kk?t=72

make a vocaroo talking about how your day was and what you did
maybe a favorite book or movie you have

lol I'll get in trouble

glad you enjoy!

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kinda hard to mimic it with all that distortion

why?
do you live with your parents?

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top notch my dude

no, but my friends and gf browse Yea Forums lol

i like drinking alcohol and i like playing guitar

That's cute

"My gf said she likes tapes and CDs so I taped my dick to her forehead so she could CDs nuts."

Say girlfriend though.

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10/10

You sound exactly like
youtu.be/kvABMymQz_k?t=27

lmao not sure if that's a compliment but thanks

"F is for friends who do everything together, U is for u and me, N is for niggers."

LMAO. Great job.

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Lmaoo sup murd my nigga

alright this was fun

but i have to be awake at 10am so i should sleep

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good night my dood

sleep well