Im tired of being black i want to be white aaah

im tired of being black i want to be white aaah

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Take a hot shower

why

skin transplant

i wouldn't be able to afford anything like that. and even if I got white skin i'd still have black facial features

Do what Michael Jackson did.

>>i want to be white
5 easy steps.
1) Speak English
2) Stay in High School
3) Get a job
4) Stop committing crimes
5) Avoid Niggers

That will get you 95% of the way there.

Eat nothing but mayonnaise and canned spam for a month

just wear a mask

to wash the dirt off

Kill yourself and hope you will be reincarnated as a healthy white man

Imagine people not holding their belongings more closely anywhere you walk into. People not checking their pockets after you leave.

6) Get married and be a father to your children

Post black hand with time stamp.

MJ had a skin condition that called vitiligo that caused white patches everywhere. He eventually bleached the remaining parts of his skin white to even it all out.

i dont commit crimes and i have a job

i've never had people do that when im around

Congratulations!
You can now call yourself WHITE.

wear glasses

you'll be amazed
>true story bro

are you the fat black guy who made that pity thread the other day

Stop acting like a nigger and your skin will start to lighten over night.

How do you know what people do after you leave a room?

Are u the resident probation black guy?