Now that >>800000000 was obliterated, trips decides how I fuck the wife later tonight

Her doing the splits on you

This

You get fucked by a guy while she watches

close one

that’d be fun

hey, if you get trips, I'll do it.

Noooo, that would just be sad. Can I at least watch an early season?

She can take 4 fingers, haven't managed a fist yet.

I said "fuck the wife", no way to arrange anything beyond the two of us tonight

She probably can't manage the splits, but we could try.

if the thread survives by the time I get off work and get home, I will do so for a trips get

bumping with random webms

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fisting it is then

with a gun.

I'll give it my best (her best?) if you get trips. I can probably manage to get the last one in if I take my time.

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Well GD it

if only that counted for what you were replying to

I did say if you roll it, not if I roll it...

more bumps, get some trips

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in a bunny suit; cut a hole where your dick would be so u can furry fuck your wife

winner winner chikkn winner

re roll

I’ll try to do better

I'm late to the party. What was the 800M get?

...

I suppose I'll have to add a qualifier: I have to be able to actually preform the act. I don't have a bunny suit, and I don't have anyone else to join us.

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I think it was "roll", it was taken down immediately after

Is there still ?

Guess not.

Does anyone have a screencap of >8000000000

Rip off her tits with your ball sackious and chew on them while she takes a mega big poopoo on your left uncle's dick tit

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do you have a male dog user

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What a waste

Nope

No, must be the part where the dragon dies by the iron fleet

Could be worse, you could have said s8e5, where despite the previously hyper-accurate Euron got 3 perfect shots from 9234652345 miles away, he somehow couldn't hit a dragon staring right down the barrel of his scorpion. On repeat.

Invite some close friends and have a gangbang

missionary while holding hands and clothes still on
maybe a sheet between the genitals

UnConsensual Rape

360 noscope

I'm 38 and on Yea Forums, I don't have close friends.

ReRolling for Rape
If trips you call the police afterwards

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Pay up Nigger

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would prefer the answer in km, being an eurofag

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Nicely done, rape it is. Although I'm not sure how to rape someone that is always willing. Any ideas? I somewhat regularly wake her up by fucking her, and she likes it. So non-consent through sleep is not really going to work.

I said:
>trips decides how I fuck
Not:
>trips decides how I fuck and then what I do after the fuck
So I'm not gonna call the police after.

Enjoy your stay in prison OP

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Sure thing:
>Could be worse, you could have said s8e5, where despite the previously hyper-accurate Euron got 3 perfect shots from 14861732343.512 km away, he somehow couldn't hit a dragon staring right down the barrel of his scorpion.

Good point. But trips says you have to rape her

Thanks alot user. Easier to relate to

And I'll comply, if possible. Any ideas on how to make her revoke consent?

No problem, user

Checkd

Make it painful

Start chatting with another girl on tinder and let her sere that, when she get mad rape her

Ruffy in her coffee

You know her. You should know how to make her unwilling. OP is just stalling because he doesn't have a gf.

Yeah or knock her out with a lamp or something. You cant consent if you're unconscious

Is shooting her still on the table?

almost devil quads

She likes pain, as long as there is sex. And just hurting her isn't rape. Not sure if this could work.

Do you still need a facebook login for Tinder? Not signing up with facebook for this shit.

No ruffies on hand. I could just get her plastered, then fuck her while she's out cold. I maybe have implied consent, here, is this close enough for Yea Forums?

>OP is just stalling because he doesn't have a gf.
You're right. I have a wife.
>You should know how to make her unwilling.
Usually, if we're mad/arguing, we just go right to sex and skip the bullshit. She's never said no to me before.

If this counts, I'll just get her wasted. Maybe give her some sleeping meds in her drink

And cumswapping

Trips have tripped, gotta find a way to rape her. Honestly it would have been nice/easier if fisting had won.

Get quads then faggot

wait what?
why is there no archive of it?

Quads says you kill her then fuck the body

Sure, quads can overrule the trips. Keep this alive till I get home, and I'll change it up if quads happen. Otherwise it's sleeping meds and vodka, an unconscious fuck, with a video as soon as the deed is done.

RErolling for murder-rape

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Nah, it's "how I fuck the wife", not what I do before or after the fuck

Kill Rape Kill Rape

Fuck her while shes dead. why so many stipulations faggot?

Fuck her to death

And again

I was pretty clear on the terms to begin with. If you don't like it, eat your own dick.

Nom nom

Just missed it.

Fuck your shit OP

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lol +11

Gotta wait for

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>le pickle rick
cringe

What if it turns in to rape during?

Pic related

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Wow, maybe the Nazis were right.

What a douche.

eh, worse than the french 300M get?

OP won't deliver. He's a faggot

up the ass with a cactus

Quads and you fuck her ass with a broken bottle, knife and or power tools

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Rerolling for anal mutilation

They be like X you ain’t working hard, you ain’t dropping shit

Tell her to go fuck herself. That’s what I tell my wife all the time

I got Trips again can i change my preference?

Anal mutilation

Anal mutilation

And she'll answer "there will be fucking here, with or without you"

I don’t think you caught my drift

Wtf why wont the universe give me quads

Print out a pic of Andy six, tape it to her face, and have her shit in your mouth

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Yes and i'll go as far as to specify only SHARP objects. Power tools need to be plugged in and operated in her pussy. Not unplugged and manually fucking her with it, Or you could just use a knife or other sharp object. Rerollin for anal mutilation

Anal Mutilation.

Fuck her with an angle grinder

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Ever think of using another mans penis to fuck her?

Fuck her with a vertical milling machine

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Anal Mutilation. Assault that anus

Fuck dubs i need quads.

So close

11 again

I might kill myself after this

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Op won’t deliver, but he should use a shoehorn and a cactus

Or this

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Fuck her with a post-hole borer

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Peephole fuck her with your pinky

Peehole

Trips are so close...reroll

And there ya go

Better get with filing those nails and getting that urethra ready......

Fuck her peehole with a jigsaw

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thanks god

Show her this thread

put some bread in a toaster turn ithe toaster on then ram the toaster in her ass. buttstuf and toast

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Lol
#

Fuck her with a 10 ton hydraulic press... In the ass

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Gangbang her with the whole toolshed

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Fuck her with a copy of Will Ferrels: Elf: Buddy’s Sing & Cheer Along Edition

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OP here, just got home. Need to get quads to beat previous trips. Proceeding to get her drunk/drugged.

Anal mutilation

She'd laugh.

That's not a jigsaw, retard

Keep getting closer everytime

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Now i make quads for anal mutilation

fuck her with a lit cigar

GIVE ME THE POWER

THIS IS QUADS

NO WAIT

>ITT
>fuck your wife with a bunch of things you don't have
We should at least try for something remotely possible so op will do it. Rolling for surprise buttsex if quads.

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Trips already have been posted. Op is a faggot and abandoned us

Nope, I'm here. She's 3/4 through her first drink.

Faggot cant run to home depot real quick and pick up some rape objects?

can you send pics?

OP never delivers. This is fact.

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OP here. I have some tools, though very specific ones. gl guessing which ones while getting quads. Almost midnight here, so no store runs.

Keep the thread alive if you want the video. Making the second drink, this one has a pill in it.

Now fuck her with an acetylene torch.

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>inserts torch while it's off
Good job, user

so you're gonna use tools?

There;s probably still some mexicans standing outside the home depot. Pick up like 12 and let them run a train on her

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How about this OP, blindfold her and tie her up while she is asleep, then go into her ass, dry without any lube.

I said pee hole fucking with your pinky. Not tools

>wait what?
>why is there no archive of it?

The thread got deleted pretty quickly. The 800000000 post was:

"Rollerino"

Wow that was frustrating

Do you have any snakes or other Penis-shaped animals?

tools are nice but the hardware store schtick isnt complete without using rope or chains to die her up while you go to town, OP.

I personally have these U shaped iron bars with bolts I use for the neck, ankles and wrists. shits fun

Gl

Fuck I missed

Post a picture of her body OP, so we know if this is worth waiting around for.

ANal MuTIlaTioN WiTh POwer ToOLS ThaT aRe oN

shove a bowl up her ass

...

Not gonna happen. Ops wife prolly already took care of herself while op was waiting for trips

Oh lord please give me quads

They see me Rollin'

Mudilatin'

lmao
thanks

I have all these dubs, Can anyone trade me for a quad? Please? A quads for poor old anal mutilation?

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Reroll

yw

Jerk off instead

I would say 133 posts fro 39 posted is the same power tool faggot

*36 posters*

Power tools are my fetish

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You ain’t finding them here

Oh alright then... You guys into home appliances?

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Here you go user. Had to use one she sent me, haven't been on the phone much.

Making the third drink now.

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Can we just get to the fucking part?
She was gonna fuck before the drinks

Anal mutilation

You can keep rolling, but if you don't specify the tool, it's not gonna happen. I'm already on my way to delivering on trips anyway.

ty, hmm got any showing her boobs?

roll

reroll

general anal mutilation then faggot. But she has to bleed profusely

roll for this

Do it pussy

I can fuck any time. Trips requested rape, which requires her to be passed out since she's always dtf and likes it rough.

Bringing her the drink, back in a bit.

this

...

Always DTF
>Wife
>No timestamp
>OP cant do anything you tell him
Op is a poor troll

.Gif Related its OP when hes asked to deliver

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Well shit it's a Jpeg

Thread is dead. Have fun jacking off OP

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Sauce??

Thread's dead M8

trips didnt request rape. trip requested pee hole fucking
if she's not into it after 4 drinks and a pill, just say so

pt.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph591413641626b

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Full vid pls

>pt
>UMA DELICIA.

Not who was asking for, but thank you!

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that is a good looking vagina holy shit

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