Hey Yea Forums, daily reminder that Mt. Olive is the pickle of choice. It's the White man's pickle. Lesser brands like Vlasic are for niggers. And nobody wants to be a nigger. Not even niggers want to be niggers.
Don't be an aids infested aborted squirrel on the side of the road. Next time you're at the grocery store. Make the right choice. Choose Mt. Olive pickles.
I hate the fact that you Americans are so stupid that you call things stupid names because you have to point and say "pickle"... because that's what's happening to the thing you're trying to talk about.
That's a fucking pickled gherkin. You fucking dirty Yank cunts need to get the English language right otherwise I'll Nagasaki the fucking shit out of you for poor linguistic skills.
Benjamin Cooper
Whatever you call it, just remember that all lesser brands deserve to have their penises removed and tossed into the fire. There is only Mt. Olive.